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April 26, 2017: It's a beautiful morning here in Zapata.. But it ain't supposed to last.. We are expecting a north wind to blow in.. Up to twenty nine miles per hour.. Oh yeah.. And a high of about 103°..

I ain't making this shit up..

You just cain't get this kind of weather up north.. I told you I hate these cold fronts..

In any case, we have some dry Mexican desert air that is sliding east enough to encompass the entirety of Falcon lake. For the next few days..

Break out them sombreros and the sunblock boys and girls..

It's gonna be a hot week..

And to go along with the hot temps we are also having us some pretty good fishing.

Of course a lot of folks are complaining about a lot of small fish.. I ain't one of em..

I took a buddy fishing on Saturday, and we fished the Salado because it was a little windy.. A situation we are all too familiar with here lately.

I have about run out of expressions and adjectives to describe the wind around here. But let's just say that this month has been a windy motherfucker son of a gun..

And if you do don your sombrero, you will need a chin strap..

Anyway we fished the back sides of some wind blown points with a few ledges on the downwind side.

And we fished a few windblown gravely banks as well.. And there were fish on all of them. Some more than others..

We fished from 10 till 1 and we a caught 23 fish.. Biggest going about three and a half.. Probably about eight keepers out of the group.

On Sunday, the north wind was blowing, so I headed out alone and ended up in the Hedieona.. And it was blowing more than anyone in their right mind would want it to.. But when you got a fishing Jones' it really don't matter.. But I heard the south end of the lake was a bitch..

Anyway, the north wind is never worth a crap here on Falcon, as I may have stated earlier in another post.. But I managed nine fish from ten till one and I headed back because I was tired of wind and so-so fishing..

I had about four keepers out of the batch and maybe a two and a half pounder in the mix.. So you can see that I am a real tournament threat..

Yesterday I went to Sugar for the first time in a year.. Because I have been hearing of these big fish and a good number of em..

Well evidently being gone for a year did not help me any, because we never got anything going.. Maybe it was too nice a day.. We caught about ten fish, missed a few, and our biggest was one five pounder..

This report may run counter to what you have been hearing. It certainly runs counter to what I have been hearing.. But I just think it was an off day.

I have a buddy who is still there and I'll get a report from him when he gets back. And if he says they whacked em..

Then I'm going back to golf..

Sugar is about eleven feet low, and the water color looks great. You can still get to the back side no problem..

If you go and do not know the lake well, you need to be careful. There are a few shallow humps that you can run across easily.. Out in the middle of nowhere.. These humps are made out of Rockbonerium.. Check the periodic table.

Kind of a cross of concrete and a Viagra hardon. And they're not gonna give.. But they will take..


Don't speed thru Miguel Alleman. We didn't..

Pero no es que dice el Policia.

We got a $50 window fine and were on our way.. AKA Mordida..

If you are not familiar and comfortable with navigation to Sugar, what's expected at the bridges, coming and going, and the possibilities of interaction with Mexican authorities, I recommend that you hire a guide for your trips there..

Oh.. And you might be able to catch more than ten fish..

(But I tell you the fuckers weren't biting..)

Over the weekend the Elite Bass Club from San Antonio was in town, and they had pretty good results.. I did not get the final tally..

But on Friday they had a jackpot from 5 till 8, and it took over fifteen pounds to win.. (Three fish)

And on Saturday, it was taking about a five pound average to be in the top three. (Three fish)

Sunday was a windy day.. I am not sure how they fared in the breeze..

But overall I am going to say that the fishing had surely picked up the last few weeks. Yes, there are a lot of small fish being caught. But I am never going to say that is a problem.

I have seen pics of a couple tens this last week and heard of a bunch of fours and fives. But in reality, there are not many folks down here fishing..

Deep cranks are catching the lions share of the better bass, and the Spro Little John DD is a good choice. The Citrus Shad and the Chartreuse Blue are the best colors it seems..

You can still catch em your way.. But the deep cranks are best for big fish. If you're into that kind of masochism..

The crappie are absolutely apeshit on brush piles and at the dam..

Alligator Gar are starting to show up as the water warms.. But they ain't everywhere just yet.. They will be before too long.

And on Sunday Sean from down at the Tigers stuck an arrow (or two) in this big ole bitch..

225 pounds.

I guarantee you she was full of eggs.. That's biggern Rosie's belly.. Well almost..

A fish that size can easily have from 600,000 to 800,000 eggs in her.. Wonder how the population could ever get out of control..

Get down here and get you some.. But it will be better a bit later in the summer..


We're working on a couple of projects involving Falcon with TPWD.. One involving the fish kill in the Veleno.

And another I'll tell you about in a week or so.. And if you are a Falcon fan, you should like it..

It's my time of year, and I'll probably hit it again tomorrow.. If the wind actually don't blow, as predicted..

I like it hot.. So do the fish.. And we got it!

April 20, 2017: Well it is back to work around here after a few days off after the Easter weekend. It was a busy time in Zapata as well, if you were anywhere near the water where the public has access.

The locals come out of the woodwork on Easter. And this year was no different. The state park was packed as well with thousands, yes thousands, of people celebrating the day with family and friends. And water.. And a few beers I'd imagine..

But things are back to normal around here. If there is such a thing..

The lake is fluctuating a bit, and lately we have been catching a bit of water.. But just a bit..

They are still running water thru the lake at an impressive rate. And while daily rates of release seem to vary a bit, nothing drastic in water levels has happened here just yet. Of course big rains above us on the river have helped us maintain a level somewhere around 270.

The valley also had big rains, on both sides of the border.. But it ain't stopped their thirst down south. I ain't ever figured it out..

The fishing has picked up around here I hear.. Although I ain't had a taste of it.. I spoke to a lot of folks the last two days and most of them have reported good fishing, especially down south.

The water is still all murked up on this end, and you have to get to marker nineish, before you can see your bait in the water. But I have still heard of some fish coming out of some of the creeks on the north end as well..

But if I was going fishing, I'd head for the state park and put in there. Rocky points, and offshore ledges have had a lot of fish on them.

And speaking of offshore ledges, the crappie have been piled up on a lot of them. Jigging spoons are also catching a lot of these ledge fish, and it is a multi-specie bait for sure. Bass, crappie, white bass, and catfish have all been caught fishing vertically as of late.

There are a few good bass mixed in but a lot of these schools of fish are made up of smaller bass.. And some really nice crappie. The Mexican outlet at the dam has been a crappie hole for months, and it has shown no signs of stopping. I talked to some folks that that caught limits of crappie there three days in a row.

And some were visited by the Mexican game warden on Saturday. No issues were reported. But if you are fishing on the Mexican side you might want to take into consideration that they are in the area this week. Or last week anyway. Like I said, they are most always around on Easter weekend.

I have a buddy that has some brush piles out, and he said he whacked the fish on them on Saturday. Of course most folks don't have brush piles out, and if you are visiting from out of town you ain't gonna either.

But it is safe to say that a lot of fish are are setting up offshore. And it is that time of year.

There have been a lot of man hours put in fishing the dam here lately. And it has consistently produced fish. But not for everybody. But know that there are lot of fish calling the dam, and water within fifty yards of it, home.

We have sold a ton of deep divers lately, and if you are looking for a big fish, that is a great place to start.

And during the week, you won't have much competition down there either.


The boys from TPWD were in town today, delivering the first installment of Florida fingerlings this spring. Somewhere around 180,000 were spread out this afternoon on the top half of the lake. We should be getting close to 500,000 before the next month or so is over.

There is not a lot for these fish to hide in, but it is what it is..

I have had a lot of irons in the fire as of late, and not a lot of it has anything to do with the actual running of a tackle store. But a lot of it has to do with Falcon lake. And I'll tell you more about them in the next few weeks. But suffice it to say that that there are few things we are working on that you will be glad to hear if it all comes together.

Well most of you will anyway..


I fished Medina two days this week.. Lots a little ones. But that is my specialty anyway.. So that means I have fished nine days without fishing Falcon. I gotta get my ass back on the water..

Bass Champs is at Amistad this weekend, so I will imagine it will be a slow weekend around here.

Might be a good time for you to show up..

April 15, 2017: It's Easter weekend here in Zapata, and the natives are restless.. The smell of chicken on charcoal, fajitas and ribs on mesquite, and burning rubber fill the air..

Yes, the locals, which includes me, are primarily Catholic, and view Easter as a major holiday. Not so much from the churchgoing part.. But I am sure that is where the urge to gather and party originated..

I am not so sure that the resurrection of Christ has a lot to do with the partying that goes on..

But I can assure you that there will be pop-ups, BBQ pits, lawn chairs, fishin' poles, and plenty of beer loaded onto every kind of vehicle imaginable and headed for the lake. And while I praise the families that gather in the name of God, food and fun, I sure wish they were better at cleaning up after themselves..

It's embarrassing..

I hate to be too optimistic, but it sounds like the fishing is picking up a bit around here.. At least on the south end of the lake.. Think rock.. And birds..

The shad are still thick on points and gravely banks.. And where the food is, the fish won't be too far away..

The rip-rap on the dam has produced some fish as of late as well.. But it usually does..

The water flow thru the lake is still going on.. While we have dropped a few inches and gained a few inches the last two weeks. There is a lot of water coming in.. But just as much going out..

That has the top of the lake dirty, and off color down to marker eight.. The river above the Salado is downright dirty..

And while I should have/could have fished this week, the wind and work and licking my wounds from a solid week of fishing kept me off the water.

Guess I am just getting old..

Here's a bit of info for you.. What do I always say on Easter weekend.. When do we see Mexican game wardens/law enforcement on the water?

Well they're here.. Yesterday they were seen patrolling near the dam. Like usual..

Just FYI..

So long story short.. The fishing is decent.. And the locals are taking over the lake for the weekend..

We'll pick up the pieces on Monday..


I have been trying to avoid the news channels on TV as of late.. My life doesn't seem to change much if I watch them or if I don't.. Although my blood pressure might..

Anyway, it is hard to sit down in front of a computer without having the news of the day shoved up your ass.. Or at least what someone thinks is news.. It's hard to not see or hear what is going on in the world.. But I guess some manage it..

If I was boss there are a few things I'd do.. Here are a few thoughts..

As volatile as the world is these days, I think we, as a country, need to re-access exactly what all we are involved in..

Because frankly, no one really knows what all we are involved in.

I would give ninety days notice, that we are suspending all immigration for two years.. Get it done in ninety days. If you don't like it here.. Get the hell out.. I don't care if you are trying to get the rest of your family here..

Get it done in ninety days or wait till the moratorium is over. Or go back to the shithole you came from.

We'll re-access our progress in a couple of years and see what is happening..

In one year, I would close all but one base in South Korea. You do realize that we we have twelve bases in South Korea, don't you.. Plus a few outposts and smaller bases.. Numbering up to 87..

And when I was leaving, I would tell that sawed off, fat midget, little piece of shit psychopath dictator in North Korea that if we hear of one aggression to the south or in his general vicinity, we won't be invading his country, but we will be invading him..

I really do not think that he is too concerned with his people.. I would make it very plain to him that his life would be over very shortly after he started any shit.. Let him talk all the shit he wants..

You do realize that we have 179 bases/posts/stations in Germany.. And these are just the bigger of the bunch.. Some say there are as many as 268..

109 in Japan.. Some say many more..

And on the rest of the planet who really knows how many..

Contraction.. Not just for combining two words anymore..

I'd give that same message to Putin and a few others as well..


I'd do two things in one. I'd stop imports of oil from the middle east.. And I'd turn the domestic production lose..

Let them son of a bitches eat sand..

I'd also stop all payments of financial aid to the middle east, and any country that sponsors terrorism..

Let them son of a bitches eat sand..

If they blew up, bombed, or attacked any American interests, I level their world..

Let them son of a bitches eat glass..

I guess that is a good start on foreign policy..


On the home front, there are a few things I address as well..

I would immediately suspend all deep space adventures.. Maybe after we can take care of life here on earth, we can go back to space.. But it won't be in our lifetimes. Let the billionaires spend their money on that shit..

Satellites are cool.. But I don't really give a fuck if there is ice on Mars..

I would instantly retire half of the postal service employees.. There is no reason in hell that we need to get mail every day.. I'd get rid of half of the fleet of delivery vehicles.. You'd get your mail delivered twice a week.

Letter carriers would work two routes.. So simple a child can figure this one out..

We send all important shit overnight anyway.. I don't think you'll die if you don't get your junk mail but twice a week..

Look at the fuel and pollution savings that would bring.. It's a no brainer!

I would terminate payments to mothers of children on a per child basis.. Just because you can't keep your legs closed or are too lazy to to prevent pregnancy don't mean that I have to support your spawn for the rest of his life.. Having babies as a way to make a living would come to a stop..

I would pull out of the UN in the first week. I would only take that long so we can get our shit out of the buildings..

I would get rid of the IRS and go to some sort of consumption tax.. We'd all pay.. And all save.. And the savings to the country would be in-calculable..

And I'd get rid of the DH.. Man up and pick up some lumber..

I guess that's enough for the first week in office..

And I'd still have time to play some golf..

You do know that the US Military runs 234 golf courses around the world, don't you??

Well I'll quit bitching for now.. Maybe next time we'll discuss Senators and Congressmen's terms of employment and compensation, including retirement..

There's another boondoggle..


Of course Easter is tomorrow, and I hope you understand the significance of the day. And I hope you get to spend some time with family and friends, and give some thought to the events, circa day one A.D.

If you are a non-believer, or a cult member, and you are still alive, then there is still a chance for you.

But you need to pull your head out of your ass and find the peace and joy of living daily with the Prince of Peace, Jesus Christ..

Nothing is easy.. But nothing is easier..

He Is Risen!

God Bless You!

And Happy Easter!

April 11, 2017: Another week. Another windstorm.. This stuff is getting ridiculous..

I hear there is a new Hobie Cat dealer going in down the street.. Bet he is going to kick some ass..

It is hard for me to get a handle on what's going on with the fishing around here. I have not been on the lake and I have only talked to a handful of guys that have.

Last weekend there was a tournament that was HQ'd out of Guerrero, across the lake near the mouth of the Salanaias.

From what I heard there were about sixty teams entered, and on Saturday there were three or four stringers over twenty pounds weighed in, and the leaders had about twenty two.

Saturday was a windy SOB, and Sunday was not much better.. So windy on Sunday that I canceled my planned excursion out on the lake.

What I do hear is that the river above us, and the Salado is a dirty son of a gun. There is a lot of water passing through the lake right now, and it has the top of the lake looking like mud. The river channel is dirty all the way down to marker ten, and funky looking down to marker nine..

Last night we had a rogue thunderstorm pop up about three thirty, and it rained and hailed for about thirty minutes. We got about a half inch of rain, which will settle the dust for a day or so..

The fishermen that I have talked to say that they are catching, and not catching fish, in most every way known to man. I know a few good fish were caught last weekend in the tourney on squarebills, in very shallow water. Which makes no sense, but Falcon fish do like shallow water..

A spinnerbait is also catching a few and of course dragging any kind of plastic down a rocky slope or ridge, or on a point can get you bit.

If the freaking wind would quit blowing for a bit we might be able to actually come up with some kind of pattern. It is already hot down here.. It might as well get still as well..

But it ain't yet..

I know yall think I have been fuckin' off lately.. And I have to some extent.. Catchin' all them fish down in Mexico.. Somebody's gotta do it..

BTW.. Speed is keeping the camp open into June this year if you want to go.. It's been that good. Call me if you have questions..

But back to business..

TPWD has come up with a number (some seven months later) for damages caused by the fish kill behind the Veleno Bridge project. And a lot of details are still up in the air. But PAW and the contractor are going to be working out some sort of settlement on damages, and some kind of reparations are to be made.

I met with PAW and a couple of our county fathers yesterday to discuss options for disposal of said reparations, and whatever we do has to have a direct connection to fishing, or the improvement or enjoyment of same.

And we came up with a few options that could help out around here.. We'll see what happens and I'll keep you posted.

I am also involved in another project that could improve the fishing at Falcon. But for now it is still hush-hush as details are being worked out..

I'll keep you posted..

We are scheduled for stocking of Florida fingerlings in late May or early June I hear, and we should be getting about 400,000 to 500,000, if things go well at the hatcheries and all go as planned.

We don't have a lot of places for baby fish to hide this year, so we'll have to do some research as where to put them.. Cover ain't everywhere.. Hell or hardly anywhere..

We are not going to have a good year class this go round..

I got the news this week that the API tournament will be held the weekend of June 8-10.. Yep that's a Friday and Saturday tournament.

It will be an open tourney I hear, and there is no requirement for the fishermen to be oil field related. Look for more info soon and contact info in the near future. It will be hosted over at Beacon as usual and there will be many more festivities as well.. Stay tuned..

Hopefully the wind will give us a reprieve soon, and we'll be able to fish without our pockets full of rocks.

This crap is giving me the redass.. I got all my rods and reels put back together and respooled and tied on and all I'm waiting on is the flags to not look starched..

And if Tommy turns his back...

April 7, 2017: It's a bit on the cool side down here the last two mornings.. With lows yesterday in the forties.. But it ain't gonna last..

Today is supposed to be a nice day for fishing.. But it gets a bit windy over the weekend..

I got back in from Picachos yesterday, and have not spoken to a lot of folks about what they have been doing here on Falcon. But this AM I talked to a few and they said they are catching a bunch of small fish.. With a six or seven mixed in here or there..

Sounds the same as before I left..

These guys were buying trick worms and Spot Remover type shakey heads..

Any port in a storm..

I guess the big news is water levels and water movement. They are taking a lot of water out of Falcon.. Near 9000 CFS.. So if you are one that likes to fish the dam during high water traffic times, this is one of em..

There was a big rain around Del Rio while I was gone.. And it put some water in the river.. They are also releasing about 7000 CFS out of Amistad.

But the rain influx is about to run out and I am sure we will continue to drop for the near future..

And yes of course Mexican lakes have a lot of water in them.. In northern Mexico anyway..

Points with rock are still the best number producers around here.. A small offering is probably best to start with.. To get yourself bit..

I have not been out there, but I bet a C-rig with a super fluke or baby brush hog will catch some fish..

I was looking at the tournament schedule and we don't have anything on the books for the next few weeks.. And nothing of any size till the API tournament rolls around sometimes in June.. And I don't have a date on that just yet..

Not a whole lot of anything else going on around here.. But we got plenty of room for you..


I have been down at Picachos in western Mexico for the last week. And I had not been out of Zapata since Christmas.. Other than a trip or two to Laredo for some yeast and copper line..

And it was good to get away and not have to do anything.. Except eat and fish.. And siesta..

It was Mexico after all..

Of course I went with Ron Speed, and when you do, you don't have to worry about much.. Except having enough baits.. They take care of the rest. And holy shit do I need to go on a diet..

I am not used to three big meals a day.. And deserts after two of em..

But evidently I have no aversion to them either..

We caught a lot of fish, and a lot of nice fish.. No monsters.. But a lot of two to four pound fish. And we ran into several wolf packs of three and a half pounders that want to pull you out of the boat..

We also had a couple of mornings when we whacked the crap out of top water fish.. Some really nice ones in the mix as well..

My big fish of the week was a 6-7. And there were a few other sevens and eights caught.. But not by me..

I will be doing a full report on the trip before too long..

But for the mean time.. It's back to the grind..

Come see us before too gets too damn hot..

March 27, 2017: It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.. I should be fishing.. But I ain't.

I reckon that by now you have seen the Bass Champs results from over the weekend. Mike Bates and Ty Heineman won it with a 28.09 stringer.. With no "big" bass in the sack..

But let's see.. Twenty eight divided by five.. That's a five point six pound average.. I don't care what anybody says.. Them is big fish..

In years past, I have personally weighed two fish over thirteen for Ty.. So they're no stranger to em'..

Congrats fellers..

There were only eight stringers over twenty pounds this go-round.. But I am really not too surprised.. I have been saying that the bigger fish have been hard to come by in numbers for a while.

One hundred twenty eight teams participated..

We won't be seeing Bas Champs till next spring I reckon.. Thanks for bringing the show to south Texas boys and girls..

I fished yesterday for a few hours. And of course the wind blew like bitch.

I was changing the oil on the space shuttle once and they launched the bastard right after I put the dipstick back in..

It blew about like that..

But I did something I ain't done before. I caught a bass and a carp on the same cast.. And I did it the hard way.. On a fluke.. One hook.. Of course the bass must have hogtied the carp with the line..

I thought I had me something..

There's always something out there that you ain't seen before...

PAW finished up their mini shocking study, and in the entire time on the water, they did not see a single baby bass, that is one born in the last few months..

I told you there in nothing for the babies to hide in..

I don't believe for a second that there are no survivors in the lake from this years spawn.. But there aren't going to be many. It will be a poor year class..

Good thing we had a big spawn last year and a big summer spawn. They did catch a bunch of five and six inch fish from this summer.. Maybe a few born in December.. But nothing from the last sixty days..

We saw it coming..

All that being said, there is a shit load of juvenile fish in the lake. I would love to have ten or fifteen feet more of water on em..

And as I say that, Mexico has started to pull water pretty hard in the last five days..

Back to the fishing.. Most all of the anglers I interviewed at the weigh in said they caught their big fish shallow.. Lots of em came flipping.. Trees and rocks..

The usual suspects worked as far as plastics go.. Brush hogs, lizards, flukes and senkos.. There were some hard bait fish as well.. And a lot of numbers on C-rigs..

And that is all the info that made it thru the filter to my ears..


If you are keeping score.. It has been seven months since the fish kill in the Veleno. Still no report. No accountability.. No nothing.. Come on PAW.. Pull your head out and get this settled. It's ridiculous.

I can't believe that these people still have jobs.. It would never work in the private sector.. But this is the government.. And we ain't getting what we are paying for..

What a crock.. If this shit happened on Fork it would be front page news..


This will probably be my last effort for ten days or so.. Unless the wireless gods of Mexico have upgraded their service.. If so I'll give you update on the fishing from Pichachos..

If not.. I'll see you when you get back!

March 23, 2017: They said it was gonna happen.. And it is..

The wind is blowing like a flamethrower.. Although not near as hot.. But I can guarantee you that there are some giant waves out there right now..

The good news is that it is supposed to lay tonight, and then come out of the west tomorrow.. And then on Saturday it is supposed to be damn near calm and a high around ninety..

Should be a great day for Bass Champs.. And the ramp will be a lot better, being five wide.. If anybody can back a trailer.. And I know you guys can..

Yesterday was fishable, but it was still a bit on the breezy side. But you could hide in a lot of coves and still catch fish.

A Carolina rig is undoubtedly still the best way to catch numbers. Find a gravel point with wind on it and drag a fluke or a lizard down or across it.

A few big fish have been caught on a spinnerbait, but it has taken a lot of casts. But I could say that for most baits.

Squarebills in Powder Blue Back Chartreuse and Sexy Shad have been good in the shallows..

Points with birds on them guarantee the presence of bait. And let me tell you there is some bait in the water..

I was out with TPWD on the shock boat yesterday, and I will have to say that I may have never seen threadfin shad and gizzard shad in the numbers that we saw them yesterday.. I am talking about clouds of them on every windblown point.. And in the stickups.. And.. Everywhere..

I am amazed that you can get a bite at all..

We also shocked up some nice post spawn bass here in the Veleno. Nothing over five pounds, but good numbers of them on several stops. Of course the tilapia and carp were thick as well.

Just gobs of fish.. But I saw no fingerling sized bass..

They will be here today and tomorrow finishing up, weather permitting.. And I will query them on final results.

It is always fun to get out there and see what comes up when you give em the juice.. For me anyway..

Not sure we will have much of a year class this spring. But for the fish that are in the lake.. There are lots of groceries..

I will assume that is why the cormorants like it here as well.

Last summer we were seeing a lot of small shad in the water.. And that is what the fish were schooling on. But right now, these shad are up shallow spawning, and there are a ton of big, fat, mature threadfin shad everywhere we looked..


If we could put some water in this thing, in two years it would be just stupid..

In any case, not a lot has changed.. Except wind speed..

Come see us.. If the building is still here..

March 20, 2017: Have you ever heard of the wind blowing in Texas in March? Jiminy Christmas.. Been hard to catch a break from it around here lately..

And of course fishing open water can be a bit of a challenge when you can't keep your hat on..

Fishing has been a little tough when it comes to catching big fish.. In the course of the day it is not at all unusual to run into one.. But putting a good sack together has been a little tough for me lately.. And a lot of other folks as well.

One thing that has not changed is that rocks, ledges in particular, have been the best thing going. Some rockpiles have produced a few good fish as well.

I had a couple of buddies in town over the weekend, and we fished yesterday till about 1:00. And we never put a three pounder in the boat.

We boated 26 fish, missed a dozen, and twenty two of them came off rocky ledges with the water blowing across them. I'm talking about long points with a drop off on the back side.. Casting into the wind and fishing down the slope or drop. Most of the time we had the boat in ten to fourteen feet of water, throwing up into two or three.

And almost all of the fish were situated right on the break.

We caught em' on a few different things, but Rage Craws seemed to be the ticket, and before too long we were all throwing them. Watermelon Red or Falcon Lake Craw or California Craw will all work.

The Plum Ol Monster did make an appearance though.. It is about that time of year. But they were kicking my ass, and I may be set in my ways, but I ain't stupid..

The Bass Federation South boys were in town over the weekend, and their results on Saturday were less than spectacular. Eleven pounds and change won the Saturday tourney, and I have not heard if they did any better on Sunday. That is pretty tough fishing in my book.

But somebody still won some money..

Spring break was last week around here, and there were a lot of folks down all week. We heard of some good fish, but no one that I talked to put the smackdown on multiple whoppers.

This weekend will bring Bass Champs back to Falcon for their second coming.. And a lot of folks have been down here poking around with Mr. Spock.. Making their version of; "In search Of."

Some have said they have found more Ferengi than bass.. But I have been around tournament fishermen a long time, and you can tell when they're lying.. Cause their lips are moving..

I am sure somebody is on em.. Even if they won't admit it..


Remember that time when Captain Kirk nailed that green chick? Boldly going where no man had gone before..

Ah, the good old days of science fiction..When the Enterprise made regular trips to Uranus to wipe out Klingons..

Beats the shit out of The Walking Dead if you ask me..


I have been working me arse off around here, besides being laid up the entire month of February. Pretty much missed out entirely on the spawn. Ain't been to the ranch since Christmas.. And I haven't smelled any burning powder either.. I need to kill something..

Poor Poor Pitiful Me.. (Linda Ronstadt, 1978)

But next week I am getting out of here for about a week, Lord willing.

I am heading to Lake Pichacos, with Ron Speed Jr, and I will bet you that we are going to kick the shit out of hundreds of bass..

I have talked to several people that have been very recently and they said it was a whackfest.. And I am looking forward to being the customer for a while.

If you want to get your hookset honed, Pichachos is the place to get it done. And you can't go with a better outfitter than Ron.

I will, of course, give an account of the carnage when I return..

Of course getting there (and back) requires the use of American Airlines.. And I can honestly say that I have boarded a lot more of their planes than I have flown on.. But I'm getting pretty good at finding my seat..

I am praying for no flight problems, and I hope nobody runs over a fire ant on the runway in Dallas, causing a shutdown in service.. Last time a baggage handler spilled his Coke on the tarmac and I spent two nights at a Holiday Inn Express.. And I didn't feel any smarter..

Anyway, the Anticipation (Carly Simon 1971) is killing me..

I'm studying up for a Jeopardy tryout..

I'll take Mexico for $2000.. And Alex.. Make it a true Daily Double..

March 15, 2017: "Beware the ides of March!"

What the hell does that mean?

Well unless you were Julius Caesar I guess it don't mean shit.. But history holds that it was on the fifteenth of March that Caesar was killed.. Some 2060 years ago.. Despite being warned by a fortuneteller.. Hence the saying..

Ask a millennial about Caesar and they will probably say that they like Ranch better.. With croutons..

But I digress..

March fifteenth around here means post spawn fish, (usually and predominantly). There are still a few holdouts that have not gotten it done but their numbers are declining every day.

And you know how crazy these fish are around here.. They seem to spawn when they take a mind to.. But certainly the vast majority spawn in the spring..

Water temps are in the seventies everywhere, and you will find variations of it from creek to creek.. High seventies in some places.

Although we had a lot warmer February than we have had a March to date. And local rains and clouds for a few days have kept the water from getting into the eighties just yet.. But it won't be too long..

We are still rising ever so slowly, and this morning we are sitting at 271.41, or 29.79 feet low..

That ain't good.. But it could be a lot worse.. And we are just about one foot higher than it was one month ago.

And BTW, the ramps are fine on both ends of the lake.

Fishing is good overall, and there have been some nice stringers caught as of late. The area around the dam and the Rip-Rap continues to turn out some big fish. Sometimes several.

And there have been quite a few fishermen in that vicinity dragging deep crankbaits and Carolina rigs across, along, over, and between the rocks.. I hear it is a crankbait party..

Man I hate that shit..

But rocks it is, no matter where you are fishing on Falcon right now. If there ain't some rock around, you are going to catch a lot less fish. Period...

Ledges and drop-offs and bluffs, roadbeds and fence lines.. And kind of rocky depth change can have some good fish holding on it..

I don't think the bait is as important as where you are fishing, and it usually ain't. You get around some fish, chances are you are gonna catch some..

I fished yesterday for about three hours, and I ended up in the Tigers. And while my intentions were to catch a few crappie for a fish fry, it was hard to hold in open water and fish a brush pile with kinda rough water.. They weren't biting too good anyway.. And they was little..

And while I did stop on the way to the Tigers, I had no luck with the bass till I ended up on a couple of windblown points in Big Tiger. And while I had a pile of rods on the deck, only the one with a fluke on it got me bit..

Hell if I know.. I did not catch but about half of the bites I got, but I did catch a six and a half in the batch.. Maybe a couple other keepers but some small fry mixed in..

I did not bust it too hard.. This is supposed to be fun, afterall.

I talked to several fishermen yesterday evening that did much better than me. And Jay Grieshaw said he had a heck of a day. On soft plastics..

I must be doing something wrong.. Or at least doing it in the wrong place..

The shad are so thick in some places right now that I am surprised that you can get a bite at all. It is not at all unusual to hook a couple a day if you throw a squarebill much. And some folks told me that it don't hurt to leave em on there either.. I gotta try that..

Spring break is underway, and we have had quite a few folks down with their young-un's.. And they are having a good time. Though some seem a bit bleary eyed early in the am..

This week is the last before the Bass Champs boys roll into town, and they are off limits during the week, next week. So if you want to fish in slightly less crowded conditions, you might come down next week.

The weather is looking good.. I am ready for summer and hot water and grouped up fish. It's coming..


I have been watching the political battlefield from a distance, cause I don't want any of this shit splattering to land on me. And I find it comical..

I think I want to be part of the resistance..

If I can find something to resist..


I love the thought process that makes everyone a victim..

I'm in the country illegally, and that makes me a victim..

I'm a criminal, and that makes me a victim..

I'm a woman and I'm a victim..

I'm not white and I'm a victim..

I'm white and stupid, and I'm a victim..

I got horny, got pregnant, and I need an abortion, and I'm a victim..

I'm too lazy to work, and I'm a victim..

I'm just plain lazy.. But I'm still a victim..

All victims of the nanny state that has allowed you to get along with little effort and the use of less personal responsibility than can even be imagined..

How the hell did we get here?

I saw yesterday that an elected female Texas Democrat introduced a bill to make it illegal for men to masturbate..

No more pulling your pud.. Choking the chicken.. Lopin' the mule.. No more Jackin off, Jerkin off, Strokin off, or dating Rosy Palm and her five lovely sisters..

No more wrasslin' with the one eyed Python.. No more jerkin' the Gherkin.. No more slappin' the salami..

What's the world coming to..

This gal evidently equates masturbation to abortion.. And the wordage says [penile] "Emissions outside a woman's vagina" could be illegal..

Hell maybe this bill ain't such a bad idea..

But if enacted, wordage would need to be added to the law that will also require a vagina to be available whenever the need to make some emissions occurs..

I think that would be a pretty easy sell to most men..

I also think that the bill is very prejudicial towards the gays.. Where the hell will they put their emissions??

I don't think she thought this through..

How would you like to get a job at the new state agency in charge of collecting the evidence?

Makes working at Oatis Spunkmeyer cookies look pretty good..


Has America really come to this?

How about all of us.. Taking responsibility for our own lives.

None of us can change where we were born, what color we are, or what country we were born in.. I'm certainly not holding it against you for who you are.. No matter your color or nationality. And I hope I can get the same in return..

But if you are an idiot, I will hold that against you, no matter your color or nationality.. I don't think that "Idiot" is one of the protected classes. At least not yet..

Seems fair enough..

All we can do is live the life we have.. And believe me it is too short already to spend it fighting over Bullshit..

And all this stuff is purely and simply, bullshit..

March 9, 2017: Well there's one good thing going on around here this week.. It's been raining in the valley.. Yesterday and today again.. Yee Ha..

Hope it satisfies their lust for Falcon water..

It rained around us yesterday.. All around us.. But not here.

The lake is still barely creeping up.. Amistad has gone into a different kind of water release pattern.. But I am really not sure if it is a plus or minus for us.. Reckon we'll see..

Unless something weird happens, and we loose some water, which is always a possibility around here, the county boat ramp should be four wide by the time Bass Champs shows back up.. I think you can do it now.. But the fence is still up at the end of the ramp..

I'll work on that..

I went out about three hours this AM and actually got about fifteen bites. None of them were big fish.. I don't think.. My hookset still kinda sucks and I missed a bunch of em.. I did have a few keepers in the batch.. But not anything you'd call a goodun..

I talked to a few other people that did about like me.. And one that did a lot better..

I fished the Hedieona nd the Salado.. Because I knew I was not going to be out there too long. So I did not go running all Nilly-Willy all over the lake..

I fished rocky points and secondary points.. All with rock or gravel.. And in classic fashion the fish were set up looking in to the wind/current and I was dragging the bait into them.. Caught a few on that chartreuse squarebill, but most on a Rage Menace in FLC.. Could not get bit on the C-rig, which has not been the norm..

Water temps are high sixties to low seventies, depending on where you are..

I do believe that we are in the last days of the spawn. I am sure there will be a few spawners caught, but I believe their numbers are getting few.. For whatever that is worth.. I hear of a few more spawning fish down on the south end of the lake..

The flipping pattern is still about as consistent as anything. I have heard a few folks say that they are catching them on deep diving baits, in the 12-14 foot range. But everywhere I have tried it I have had no luck.. I have plowed the gravel till I turned a 5XD into a 1.5..

Location, Location, Location..

The rip-rap on the dam is still putting out some great fish on a daily basis.. But you might only catch one.. One fish..

For a hundred or two casts.. But it could be a Motherfucker..

Like I have been saying the last couple of weeks.. You gotta put in your time.. Those that have come down, and put their nose to the grindstone have caught fish.. And you can too..

I don't know if there is any one bait that is head and shoulders above any other.. But I would not go out without some lizards, sexy shad squarebills, and a Rage Craw.. And maybe a spinnerbait..

Why Sexy Shad you ask?

Our threadfin shad have a distinct chartreuse stripe on them.. And I believe it is more pronounced when they are spawning.. Which they are doing right now.. It is not at all unusual to hook them on your crankbait. Happened to me this morning.. This pic was given us by one of our customers..

You might want to throw it...


I'm a hardheaded bastard and often I don't catch fish because I want to catch em my way.. When they could give a shit.. About what I'm throwing..

But I stick with it anyway because I know I caught em on that stuff before.. And it should work everyday.. But often times it don't.

So don't be afraid to shuffle thru the tackle box a bit these days if you are not having much luck.. I have heard of a lot of different baits catching fish as of late.. But like I said, it is all about time on the water.. Go get em..


I am feeling better and better, and like I have always said, better living thru better chemicals..

I say; "Go Big Pharma!" Keep making some shit that will keep me on the playing field.. Or some semblance there of..

I just wish it hadn't taken so long to figure out..

I know a lot of my problems with joints and bones is due to some of my activities when I was younger. I played every high impact sport there was.. I played basketball on concrete floors till I was forty five.. Twice a week..

I rolled over in cars more times than a typical hooker rolls over in a week.. I tried to punch out oak trees and a regularly picked fights with thunderstorms..

I've had my ass kicked by Cows, Bulls, Calves, motorcycles and four wheelers.. I have jumped out of a jet boat at 70 plus MPH because I had to pee.. Other folks said I jumped out because I drank a lot of beer..

Well that's why I had to pee.. Semantics..

In any case, I have decided that I need to take better care of myself in my gray haired years.. And I am gonna quit ignoring a few problems I have.

And I recommend to you younger guys to take good care of yourselves now.. Because like me you might live longer than you expected..

And like my Daddy said.. Getting old ain't for pussies..

He wad'nt lying...

Get on down here and see us.. I'm feeling pretty good.

So I'll probably see you on the water!

March 6, 2017: Fishing was a mixed bag over the weekend around here. Some folks did good, some had a tough time of it. Including me yesterday as I flipped 397 trees and caught one fish.

But dammit I flipped em well.. Maybe it was just the Lord going easy on me as he knows my hookset still sucks.. My batwing side swing motion does leave something to be desired.. But it was good to get out for a bit and run the boat if nothing else..

Of course Saturday was a washout around here.. Remember that I always say that when we get rain it is a raise the dead thunderstorm and it is gone in a hurry..

Well I lied.. It rained for eight hours on Saturday and we ended up with 3.35 inches. And the good news is that most of the valley got good rains, and it is possible that this rain saved us a bunch of water from the lake.

And we have rain predicted for the middle of this week as well. Bring it on, says I.. Next weekend is looking good from this viewpoint, as I have tried to schedule the rains for mid-week days..

A lot of the snowbirds have started exiting the area, and this morning there were only fourteen rigs at the county ramp at nine O'clock. Down from about fifty last Monday..

The lake came up about four inches since last Friday. But water clarity still looked great everywhere I stopped yesterday. But the water did cool three to four degrees from where it was before the rain.

I do think that the spawn is still on, but it is most likely in the last third. More and more spawned out fish are showing up. But I do believe we will see one more strong wave of fish this weekend as the full moon is Monday.

Personally I am ready for this spawn to be over. And it won't be long till the fish chill out and group up.. Like they're supposed to.. And then maybe I can catch em'..

I'll have to admit that I have lost contact with em' for the short term.. Being off the water for a month really sucked.

To day is a bit breezy.. But fishable.. Rain supposed to start tomorrow evening..

There is not a lot I can tell you about baits that I haven't recently. Not a lot has changed. You could catch a pig on your next flip.. Or not..

If you read my last post, (and you should) I was talking about the CAST kids tournament coming up in San Antonio. And the way some of it gets paid for. There is a guide auction fund raiser going on, and I have a few more guides to add to the list.

Their generosity helps make this event possible. But their generosity won't work if your generosity don't..

And you get a double good deed checked off your list if you buy/win a trip with them. You help a great cause, and you get to go fishing.. What a deal! Especially if you were considering hiring a guide anyway.

Jimmy Steed, Charles Whited, and Calvin Hudson have also donated a day of their services to the auction as well.

That is a pretty broad spectrum of guides to choose from, and all of them can swing it..

So bid early and bid often.. See below for bidding details and the rest of the guides involved .. And/or you can e-mail Jim Behnken for all details at:



I'm heading back down to Lake Pichachos in Mexico at the end of the month, and I can hardly wait.. Except for going to Laredo the get a freaking MRI, I haven't been out of Zapata since Christmas..

Word is from the folks at Ron Speed Adventures is that it is a fishfest..

This will be my fourth trip there, and my favorite time of year to go.. The shad spawn should be in full bloom and we should kick their ass.


As for me till then.. Looks like I'll be stuck inside again for most of the week.. Pissin' and moanin' about the bad weather..

I got some catchin up to do..

March 4, 2017: March has arrived in Zapata, and so has some springtime weather.. It is raining here this morning and we have already had about an inch. And we need it. As does the valley and it looks like they will get some as well.

Hopefully enough to keep the gates closed for a while at the dam. If we get a couple of inches down south it will save us a bunch of much needed water. As we don't have a bunch to spare.

We are sitting at 270.71, which equates to 30.49 feet low. Water temps have been around seventy, but we have had clouds and cool a few days this week. And blue jeans have been the order of the day for a few..

The last few cloudy days have not been good for the fishing, with reports of fewer fish and smaller fish being the norm. I expect that to turn around quickly as the sun makes a re-appearance early next week.

Things were really good just a few days ago.

I ventured out on the water yesterday for the first time in thirty one days. Probably the longest stretch I have gone without fishing in thirty years.. And it was good to get out of the shop.. Even though my hookset was virtually non existent. But I still managed a few..

My partner kicked my ass. But I just could not get a hook in em.. It is getting better..

Shallow fish are still the best thing going, and you can catch em pretty good on a squarebill paralleling the rocks, right along the bank. Bigger fish still seem to be on wood, and flipping the sticks.

Lizards and brush hogs are good choices, but any soft plastic can get it done if you get around the fish.. Time on the water and persistence are the two best baits in your tackle box.

Ain't it always..

The top of the lake is putting out numbers of fish, and some rocky points can have a shit ton of little bass on them. Finding a pile of big fish has not been happening very often..

Kinda back to the rural school bus pattern.. Go along a while and pick one up.. Go along a while and pick up another..

Persistence is the key.. You can catch a biggun.. But you gotta put your time in.

We have had a lot of fishermen in town, and folks are here from all over the country. I will have to say that more people have been here in February than we have had in about three years.

Some folks have hit it good, and some have struggled a bit. Most of that has been weather related. North winds and clouds have not been beneficial to the ongoing spawn. But it is ongoing..

And I expect that we will see another wave of spawners up at the full moon, which happens on the 12th..

Bass Champs will return for their second event on the 25th, and I expect to see some really good stringers as these post spawn fish should get back to chomping once their sexual antics are completed.

I remember it making me hungry..


I don't advertise too much stuff on my site, but there are a few things that are near and dear to my heart.

And one of them is the annual CAST (Catch A Special Thrill) event put on for special needs kids at Calaveras lake near San Antonio. CAST is a national organization that provides opportunities for children to fish that may never have the opportunity at any other time.

And getting any kid outdoors is a good thing.

You may know Jim Behnken that guided here on Falcon for several years. And he is National Director for the organization. And once again he is heading up the event.

It takes money to put these events on, (and which ones don't) and once again this year a guide auction is being held to raise funds to help offset expenses.

And thanks to the generosity of several Falcon and Amistad guides, you can buy a guide for a day, and while you are fishing you can help a few kids Catch A Special Thrill.

This year the guide lineup here on Falcon includes Jim Edwards, Jay Grieshaw, John Adami, and James Bendele, aka Yours Truly..

On Amistad, Ray Hanselman has donated a trip as well.

I am not a guide, but I have been on the lake a time or two.. And I am good at opening beer..

If you would like to bid on a guide, or make a donation to the cause, please e-mail your bid with the guide you'd like to fish with to Jim Behnken. Bids start at $250.00.

His e-mail address is jimb@castforkids.org

You can pay by check, or ask Jim about online payment options.

Your generosity is much appreciated.


We have a lot of wet fishermen in the store this morning, as a few brave souls have been out there testing their rain gear. Not a common occurrence here in Zapata. But it is looking like most of the boats are back off the water.

But if it is gonna rain, I say let er' rain.. And thank the Lord for every drop..

My left hand is getting better, so maybe it won't be so long before I am back to filling your computer with more bullshit.

I'm working on it now..

Come see us if you can. But wait till the sun comes out!

February 25, 2017: Another week of wind and weather.. But it has not been too bad.. Meaning you could fish if you wanted to.. Wednesday was perfect.. The rest of the days were a bit windy.. As is today..

Fishing has not changed one bit in the last week.. And I don't expect it to this week either..

Some folks have reported incredible numbers.. But those fish have run in the small size overall. Every now and then a good one is in the mix.

Rocks still seem to be the major factor in finding any numbers of fish.

A Carolina rig is still the number one method for catching big numbers of fish.

If you are targeting only big fish, then a Texas rigged flipping bait, thrown at hardwoods, is probably your best bet for hooking a hog..

Of course there is always an exception to the rule.. You just never know..

There are a lot of fish that are done with the spawn.. But there are a lot of them that are not.. It appears that this year we will still have spawning fish well into March.. Which really is not that unusual..

Post spawn fish on ledges are being caught on deeper crankbaits.. A big billed bait has produced some fish for several people we have talked to this week..

But I cannot say definitively that there is any one way that is better than another to catch big fish.. You just need to put your time in..

I have not posted any big fish pictures this spring.. Not sure of the reason.. Maybe I am just lazy.. That's a possibility. But here is a big fish picture for you.. This tilapia weighed six pounds fifteen ounces.. That's the biggest tilapia I have ever seen.

The crappie are still being caught at a good clip.. And there are a lot of folks here catching them.. And there are a few gluttons in that group as well..

The alligator gar are getting more active, and we have heard of some decent bowfishing action, on the days when the wind is not blowing twenty miles per hour..

And the catfish are always cooperative around here.. Good rod and reel action has been reported and we have some buddies that have jugs put out this weekend.. Still waiting for a report from them.

There are several bass clubs in town, and generally speaking there quite a few folks here enjoying the warm weather and chasing the bass as well.. It is February after all..

And it is our busiest time of year.

Water temps are in the low to mid seventies, and it has most species headed to the bank to spawn. Including the tilapia and the carp. It is a splashfest in the shallows in a lot of places I hear..

The lake is pretty much holding steady for right now.. We are about 30.5 feet low. And I have no idea what is in store for the near future.. But I am sure that irrigation draws are bound to start up again before too long..

A generous rain across the valley would be awesome.. But I don't see it on the horizon..

We did get .65" on the 19th. The first real rain of any kind we have had in months.. And it is pretty much gone..

We're due, baby..

I still have not been on the lake in weeks.. Twenty six days to be exact.. I could hear the boat whining last night while I laid in bed.. Maybe it was me..

I'm gonna have to go for a boat ride if nothing else.. My hand/wrist/arm is better.. But still a long way from fishable..

I'm getting a little grumpy my wife says..

Come see us if you get a chance.. The Huisache is blooming.. You know what that means..

February 19, 2017: It's Sunday Morning in Zapata, and like usual, there is a early group of fishermen that come thru the store, and then a lull in the action till the locals wake up, usually around noon.

The last year or so we have taken to closing early on Sunday. Normally a day I fish.. Weather permitting..

But having a bum wrist is keeping me off the lake and I have not fished in 21 days.. I'm getting a little grumpy..

The Texas Bass Nation Tourney wrapped up yesterday, and like all tourneys we had winners.. Even if we think the weights were not where they should have been.

And maybe that is just me.. And granted a lot of these guys have not fished Falcon much as they were from all over the state.

In the boater division, Nick Diberardino with the Bass Anglers of Houston took top honors with a two day ten fish stringer that weighed 41.02 pounds.

In the non-boater division, a two day, six fish limit (3 fish limit per day) of 39.11 was brought to the scales by Robert Mosley of Brush Country Bassmasters.

On day one, the big bass of the day was caught by Scott Callaway, and it went 8.81 pounds. On day two, the digital display lit up at 9.82 when Chad Petrie placed his big bass on the scale.

There were a bunch of nice fish caught, in the five to six pound range.. But not a lot of folks were able to string a pile of them together.

You can find their full results on their website. Just Google 'Texas Bass Nation'..

Congrats to the winners and again I'd like to thank The Bass Nation for picking Falcon and Zapata for your tournament.

You guys were great to visit with and on behalf of Zapata businesses, and especially Falcon Lake Tackle,

Thank you!

If you were here fishing but not fishing the tourney, I am sure you noticed the lake traffic a little higher than than our norm, even for February, which is invariably our busiest month.. For good reason.

Those fish are on the beds in a lot of areas, and we heard all kinds of stories about the ones that got off, broke off, jumped off, flopped off, and just pretty much kicked the anglers asses..

It happens.. And if you have fished Falcon much in the spring, I guarantee it has happened to you..

And of course, as the old saying goes, "An eel not caught is a big as your thigh.."

In the last few weeks, while I have been stuck here in the shop, I have seen a lot of pics of big fish, and have seen pics of two twelve's, a handful of elevens, and a dozen tens..

We don't have em like a few years back, but we have em.. And they are being caught every day. Not by me.. Which is really pissing me off.

And while I think my hand is getting better, I am still a loooong way from fishing.. So for the short term I will have to live vicariously.. Keep telling me what I am missing.. Hope springs eternal..

These fellers that were here last week threw the entire play book at em, as they left no peg unplucked, and kept us looking for what we might consider something too small or obscure.

A lot of em caught fish on shakey heads, finesse worms, lightweight jigs, and some swimbaits.

Of course most threw the Falcon standards of the day. Square bills, Texas rigged plastics of every description, carolina rigs, and a few drop shots..

It was pretty much all over the board..

And no doubt the best fish came off rocks in fairly shallow water. Some off the dam and the rocky community holes around it.. And off a lot of hardwoods that were in pretty shallow water..

If I was fishing right now I would put my boat in eight to ten feet of water and hit every rock and tree I saw.. But hell I'd probably say the same thing in August.. If you know me..

And pay particular attention to basket style hardwoods and thickets.. Although there is just not much thick stuff out there..

But if there is a glob of wood or a combination of trees together, beat it to death.. And don't be afraid to get between the bark and the sap as I like to say..

Fact is that you can catch em on anything you want to throw. But for numbers there is no doubt that we heard of lots of fish on Carolina rigs on slow sloping points. Small baits like a Super Speed Craw or a lizard are good choices. Something dangly.. Beaver style baits were good as well.

Come fishing.. It has been a little spotty with the fronts, but I am declaring winter officially over in Zapata.. And that should lead to more consistent fishing..


Here lately I have been pre-occupied with with this ailment I am dealing with. And I have watched a lot of TV, which certainly is a bad thing.. Too many commercials about.. Well everything.. But especially the drug companies..

Which I have been supporting a lot the last few weeks. I was eating Advil Liqui-gels like chicklets a week or so ago.. Did you know that if you take enough your shit will turn green? Or maybe you haven't taken as many as me..

But I have moved passed that to some no bullshit drugs.. The kinds found behind the counter.. And in other peoples medicine cabinets.. Hopefully this stuff the doctor put me on will cure the problem..

One side effect of one of em gives me a hellova woodie.. And here I am one handed.. Life is cruel..

But I have been watching this one commercial with particular interest.. It's for a drug called Prevagin..

It is made from some element originally found in Jellyfish.. Who ever though that one up.. Well they were thinking outside the box..

This drug is for continuing good brain function as you get along in years.. So it takes your brain back to when you thought rationally.. Maybe.. Helps to keep you from going crazy..

But I think there is a secret message in the name itself.

Let's break it down..


Pre.. Meaning before..

Vagin.. As in vagina..

So taking this drug could possibly take you back in time, to where your thought processes were before you got some vagina..

Cause I know a whole lot of men who went crazy; lost their minds, fortunes, families, businesses and friends.. All over vagina..

I think all men should start taking it immediately.. It could save the planet!!


What else is going on..

A couple of weeks ago there were all kinds of protests going on at airports across the country..

We were having a skeet shoot at ours.. Yep.. Right there on 21L..

There are a few advantages to living in Zapata..


During that same time, there were protest marches against the new president in all the big cities..

And now I hear that the DC hookers are organizing a march as well..

Happening next week.. Dubbed as the Million Moan March..

Right now the planners are getting laid... I mean the plans are getting laid.. Sorry..


And I see all these "protestors" holding up signs saying, "Build Bridges, Not walls."

A quick google search brings up thirty five bridges in the state of Texas alone..

Why do we need more bridges if you are going to sneak/swim across the river somewhere else anyway?

I think the wall is a better deal.. In some places..

Maybe we can close some bridges, and take the money saved to build the wall?


I also saw a commercial the other day, that said if I had this flashlight, I won't need a gun..

Let me think about that.. Ah... No..

I don't care if it is bright enough to blind a bear..

If you point a light at someone that has a gun, do you think they might know where you are??

Cause it is possible that they might have a gun.. They might not have seen the commercial about the flashlight..

I don't care if it has a strobe light..

With my luck, if I turned it on, two seconds later I'd hear some techno music, and then Miley Cyprus would show up, in some unwashed spandex underwear, last worn by Elton Jon, and start twerking in the beam..

Naw.. I'm sticking with my Colt..


Well my wrist in telling me that I need to quit..

You probably think I should have quit at the end of the fishing talk..

Some of you probably did..

In any case, if you see a good weather window, and have the time and inclination, you might want to come down and wet a line..

Maybe you can be one of the many that have said, "Son of a Bitch! That bastard broke my line!"

And hopefully, before too long, I'll see you on the water!

February 17, 2017: It's no secret that the Texas Bass Nation is in town this week.. And I'd like to thank them for kicking our ass for the last five days..

Thanks to all of you for stopping in. It has been our pleasure talking with all of you, and thanks for choosing Zapata and Falcon Lake for your state tourney.

Sorry about that wind on Tuesday and Wednesday..

I have not been writing much, and typing is still difficult.. My left wrist is still messing with me and while I think it is improving, it still sucks..

Fishing is good for the most part, and as long as it stays warm, and the wind will let you on the water, I believe it is only going to get better.

The squarebill bite is still strong, and shallow big fish are being caught at a decent rate.

We have been dealing with pre-fishermen all week and I am sure that I am not getting the entire story.

But I probably will in the next few days. I have not been on the water in 18 days.. So first hand knowledge I do not have.. And it is pissing me off..

Small soft plastics are still doing good when it comes to the flipping and C-rig bite. A shakey head with a small offering has been doing good as well.. Go figure..

It is not unusual when we get some folks from other parts of the state down here they fish a lot differently than we do as locals.. And many times they catch fish that we just do not..

Show em something different..

We have sold a bunch of crankbaits as well, and every color under the sun. There's a lot of theories out there..

Weigh in today starts at three, and I plan on going down and seeing what gets brought to the scales..

And hopefully in a few days I'll be back to slinging bullshit.. And maybe even going fishing..

Come see us.. The spawn is on..

If Mother Nature will let us out there to chase em..

February 14, 2017: Happy Valentines day! In case you forgot..

The wind is blowing like a bitch today from the north.. Yesterday it was howling from the south..

We have a town full of fishermen standing on the sidelines for the most part.. It's pretty bad out there..

But before the wind the fish were biting pretty damn good..

The spawn is/was on this last few days, and a lot of shallow fish have been caught.

Square bills, spinner baits, Carolina rigs, and flipping baits have been good on the shallow hardwoods. Long gravel points and ledges have had scads of little fish on a lot of them.

It has been good.. Till this wind shit started.. Now it is a bit tough to fish, and my info has really slowed down.

I am still typing with one hand, and have not fished in two weeks. I am more than a little frustrated..

The lake is holding steady. Water temps were about 70 degrees before last night.. This front won't be long lived.. And conditions should be better starting tomorrow.

Like to tell you more.. But this typing with one hand sucks.

I'm working on it.

February 10, 2017: In the last couple of days the fish have gone apeshit..

Lots of shallow fish.. Water temps at or near 70 in the PM..

I have pics of some whoppers.. Will post when I can type.

I'd come if I could..

February 7, 2017: Sorry it has been a while.. My left hand and arm are killing me. I there a carpal tunnel doc in the house?

Fishing is good and bad.. Some struggling.. Some catching them good..

This is gonna be short.. If you are flipping to spawning fish, pay attention..

The bite is really subtle.

Cranks in chartreuse and red have been good.. Fairly shallow..

This is all second hand info.

Shit.. Hurts to even make a joke about it..

Hope to give a real report again soon..

So much ammo and no place to shoot.. Haven't been able to put both hands on my manhood in over a week..

Nice weather and I am stuck in here.. Sucks.. Come catch the ones I cain't..

January 31, 2017: It's been a pretty busy month around here, and some of the fishing has been good.. Some not so good.

The last few days have been a bit tough with the high pressure sitting on us, but it looks like things are going to turn around. The forecast for the next seven days looks too good to be true.. But they can't have it all wrong..

Low winds and highs in the low eighties.. Hopefully the water will warm a bit over the next few days..

Yesterday the water at the state park was about 63.5°, and while that sounds warm, a few degrees up will really help the spawn come along..

I still say that the spawn is the toughest time of year to fish.. One day to the next is hard to predict.. Especially if you add in all the changes we have had in water temps and levels for the last month..

Speaking of water levels, Sunday morning at midnight the water releases from Amistad were greatly reduced. And while we were still coming up at a decent clip yesterday, that influx is diminishing rapidly.

We'll see what the next few days bring in releases from Falcon.

The water we caught really helped the ramps though, and launching is fine at both ends of the lake..

Yesterday Jay and I went and launched at the state park. We wanted to check out a spot or two down there, and I wanted to see how the ramp was working.

The ramp was excellent.. The fishing was not so good.

We caught some fish, but nothing to talk about.. And all small fish. Other than a few fat crappie we ran into in the Tigers..

We also fished a couple of spots in the Salanaias, and there were several boats in there as well.. We fished some notorious spots with little to no luck, and we even went as far back in Krueger creek as you can go, flipping the woods. Kinda muddy back there, but pretty out front..

Overall I'd say the fishing was pretty crappy.. But a late day rally made us feel a little better..

I'm embarrassed to say it, but if you are having trouble getting bit on these high sky days.. Put on a drop shot and shake the hell out of it.. On some rock.. Odds are you'll get bit.. Sooner or later..

We threw crankbaits, Carolina rigs, Texas rigs, and dropshot's.. Caught more on the dropshot's than anything else..

Of course this was another expeditionary trip.. We hauled a lot of water for the amount of fish we caught..

Status quo for me here lately..

I have heard reports of good numbers of fish off ledges and rocks, but not a lot of flipping fish right now. I don't know why these fish are not up there spawning off these creek edges.. Maybe they are as confused as we are with the conditions changing what seems like daily..

Maybe this week will get em going..


Here we are four months into Sharelunker season and still not one fish over thirteen pounds has been turned in across the state of Texas..

Of course I am the last one surprised.. Maybe some have been caught that we haven't heard about.. But I doubt it..

"No man, having caught a large fish, goes home thru the alley.."

It usually takes me badmouthing the SL program to make one show up..

There you go PAW.. I just threw you a hanging slider at 86 way up in the zone..


I wonder if this will be the year that not one gets turned in..

Maybe the SL program can go Detroit Lions this year.. I know it is not easy..

Surely someone minnow fishing will have one swallow a crappie.. It's gotta happen..

But you can rest assured that there are just not many of them out there..


Well we are now fully five months since the big fish kill here in the Veleno. What have we heard from TPWD?

Crickets man.. Crickets..

I wonder what a guy's day at the kills and spills team at PAW consists of.. How many kills and spills are there a year in Texas? Must be a shitload.. Especially if it takes five freakin months and counting to issue a report..

Funny I have not heard of any others though..

I try to be a fan of TPWD.. But it is getting harder and harder..

It is a beauracratic and political minefield with no oversight except that which they decide to put on themselves..

It is certainly more of a political machine than an agent for the sportsman.. With a topheavy salary system, management that asks first what will look the best to the public, and little regard for the actual mechanics of what will improve hunting and fishing in the state of Texas..

It is agenda driven, with many a "good ol boy" having come and gone thru the system..

It's good to be king..

At least it looks that way from where I'm sitting..

January 26, 2017: Somebody stole at least a week of days out of this month.. It's almost over!

We've got a new President, a record high stock market, liberals on full scale meltdown, spawning fish, spring coming, and business opportunities expanding all over the place..

I am personally starting an export business.. Selling grappling hooks down into Mexico.. I'll let you know when we will make our IPO..

Meanwhile back at the ranch..

I reckon you saw the results from the Bass Champs tournament last weekend. I'm not gonna call them spectacular, but they were decent.. And the winning weight was somewhere around what I figured.. Easy for me to say.. I never made a prediction.. I know..

I did expect that there would be three or four thirty pound bags..

Congrats to the father and son team Tompkins.. Awesome to see a family duo win. And great guys too..

Rumor is that most of the good fish caught came on a crankbait.. I interviewed.. Ok I bullshitted with a lot of the fishermen at weigh in, and a lot of them told me the same thing.. Mid depth cranks on edges of drops and ledges.. Some deeper than others.. A lot of folks flipping caught limits.. But it appears that the bigger fish liked the hard baits better last weekend..

On Sunday, the day after the tourney, the wind blew so hard I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice.. And it did the water color no good on any corner of the lake.

Currently there is no clear water above the number eight marker.. At least right around there..

Once you get down to Pierce's or so it starts looking pretty darn good..

I fished Tuesday up the Salado, and the water looked pretty crappy.. We caught a few fish, but it was a tough outing. The fish we did catch were nice chunky three to four pounders.. But only a handfull.

I'm going out a bit later for a boat ride down south and a maybe a little fishing.. Once it warms up..

Every year at this time we have the same conversation in the store.. About four times a day..

When are them bass gonna spawn.. Well the answer is that they are trying.. But every year we have the same things going on..

Warm water.. Cold water.. Falling water.. Rising water.. Big winds.. Dirty water..

If you have ever heard the joke about Hurricane Gussie then you can relate.. Cain't nobody make love in weather like this..

The new moon is in two days.. Water temps are in the middle sixties.. There should be a group of fish on the nest as we speak.. Of course we had a north wind yesterday.. And more on the way..

It just looks like we are going to have a spread out spawn this year.. Just like every other.. I am sure we will have spawning fish into late March..

Although currently there is nothing for the fry to hide in.. Unless a bunch of water gets here soon, we are going to be basically missing a year class this spring.. But that's nature.. And it is not an uncommon occurrence down here at Falcon.

The lake is on a very slow rise.. And I mean slow.. But that's better than falling.. There is still a lot of current passing thru the lake.. Which is keeping the top half mucked up.. As was discussed before..

I have no idea what the future holds in store as far as water goes. The IWBC acts like it is top secret as to what is planned.. Why?

You'd think they would have a plan in place as to what they intend to do. And they would publish it.. So other factions could plan on what they might do..

Government at its best, I am sure.. Maybe they just do it to piss me off.. I know it pisses you off too.

TPWD has still not released a report on the fish kill that happened in the Veleno.. Or any plans on what they plan to do about it..

There's another government entity that has continually fallen short. More on that in a forthcoming post..

The fact is, that whatever logic and common sense would dictate.. You can pretty much depend on the fact that government will do the opposite.. Or nothing. Whichever is easiest..

Here in Zapata, we don't get a lot of things that the civilized world gets.. But we get some awesome sunrises and sunsets.. And yesterday evening was pretty epic from my deck.

This pic doesn't even start to do it justice.. And it's a little fuzzy.. But I thought I'd include it..

Look for fishing to improve with the weather.. When it stays warm.. The fishing will be hot.. If you are planning a trip, and can come when you want.. Then the world is your oyster.. Look for a warming trend and get your ass down here..

And I'll let you know what I hear.. And see .. And do..

For whatever it is worth..

See you when you get here..

Jan 21, Part Deaux..

Bass Champs update.. These results are unofficial!! First place so far.. Tompkins and Tompkins II, 30.98.. Second, Vance and Serma with 28.13, and third Gonzalez and Saldana with 26.97..

Big bass was a 11.94 I believe, and there were several over ten..

Twenty plus stringers over twenty..

Once again these results are not official!! But they're close if not!

January 21, 2017: It's about noon around here, and the sun is shining, we are heading for 90° degrees this afternoon, and the winds are light.. Perfect day to fish in January..

Water levels are steady for the time being.. Fish are less nervous about nest building.. Reports of good fishing the last two days..

The Bass Champs tourney is going on.. One hundred sixty teams.. Plus or minus a couple..

Weigh in at about three.. I'll let you know what happens..

Wind is supposed to blow tonight and howl tomorrow.. But for the time being it is awesome..

Might be some big sacks weighed in..

January 19, 2017: It sure seems like I fished a lot more when I didn't own a fishing shop.. I have been trying to get on the water all week and have not made it. Don't look like I will either..

We had a couple days of wind, but not un fishable wind.. But I have been busy.. Getting ready for your visit..

Among other things..

If you are coming this weekend, you know that Bass Champs is going to be in town. That means the county ramp will be a busy place on Saturday. So if you are not fishing the tournament you might consider launching at Beacon or at the state park.

And while the weather forecast looks great for Saturday, Sunday is supposed to be a windy bitch.. So windy that the Bass Federation postponed their tournament till a later date.

The lake has leveled off the last four days or so, and we are holding pretty steady for the most part. That should be good for fish that want to spawn.. And in turn good for fishermen that want to catch spawning fish.

Not that it is necessarily good for a spawning fish to be caught.. It is what it is..

There's nothing for the fry to hide in anyway. Barring a miracle, this years hatch is going to be 99% eaten in the first thirty days..

Rocks and hardwoods don't provide much cover from predators.. And the cormorants are going to have a field day..

Good thing we had a good summer spawn.. Funny how Mother Nature is always thinking ahead..

I had a girlfriend in the seventies that was named Mother Nature.. She was always thinking a head as well..

Anyway, the reports have been pretty good this week, with some folks catching some nice stringers. And a lot of it has been pretty random. A couple of guys had first time to the spot big stringers.. And we have seen a bunch of quality fish pictures.. Not a lot of tens, but some, and a lot of five and six pounders that look ready to bust..

Question is whether the fish that a lot of folks found the last few weeks be there on Saturday..

We'll see in about 48 hours..


Well in a little over 24 hours, we'll have a new president.. And from the looks of it maybe a new era and at least the possibility of a slight turn to the right.. Much to the chagrin of the elite leftists.. Who are in full blown meltdown..

But keep in mind Donald Trump is not that conservative.. He'll spend a buck or two as well.. But maybe what he spends it on will suit the right a bit more..

I saw that the genius that is Jabba the Rosie opened her mouth the other day. And instead of sticking half of Sara Lee's inventory in there, like usual, she said that we need to declare Martial Law until they can figure out a way to de-legitimize the election of Donald Trump..

That sounds more like something you'd hear coming from someone in the hierarchy of North Korea than in America..

Remember Jabba.. This is America.. Where dumb ass fishermen like me can have a blog.. Where we can own guns.. Where two men can legally do each other in the butt.. Where people can kill unborn babies..

Where a man can go into office being rich before he was elected..

Although it is usually after they have been there a while till they are rich..

Where the voters decide who is president, not just a chosen few..

And yes.. Even a place where fat, untalented, lesbians can make a good living.. Nobody is coming to take away your licker license.. So relax..

And the rest of you snowflakes can kiss my ass..

I don't necessarily celebrate the inauguration of Donald Trump.. But I will raise a glass the the departure of the Obamminator..

Good times ahead America!

I gotta go put up my new flags..

January 17, 2017: It has been so windy around here, that the Rio Grande has actually been running upstream. And that ain't much of an exaggeration. The white bass are wanting to run upstream, but they ain't sure which way that is..

Thankfully the south wind has blown itself out.. At least for a few days.

After taking about four feet of water off the lake, some water from Amistad is showing up and it is mitigating the drop in water levels. It is a little early for me to say that we are going to hold steady, but we'll see in the next few days. For the last 24 hours we have remained about steady, at 268.33, or 32.87 feet low..

Meanwhile, all the lakes in the Conchos chain in Mexico are about full..

Naw.. We're not getting screwed by the Mexicans..

Water management by IWBC is a joke..

While we are on the topic of water levels, let's talk about boat ramps..

The county ramp is down to two lanes.. The two to the east. There is plenty of room for two if you can back a trailer..

I know, I know.. Some folks cain't..

The state park ramp is down to just the middle lane. There is about five feet of water in the ditch, so while it is not optimal, it is still workable off the concrete.

Like I said, we'll see what the water level does.. But we should be good to go on both ramps thru the weekend.. And hopefully we'll gain a bit back.

It seems that I talk more about water than I do about fishing.. Well one don't happen without the other..

But this lake has been mismanaged for so long, that it is a wonder that we catch what we do.. A testament to Mother Nature..

Oh I guess you can say that no one has ever run out of tap water.. And that the farmers have never wanted for water in the valley.. No matter the water levels in Falcon..

So in that sense I guess they are managing it just fine.. And it is true that the people at IWBC once said, "I don't care if another fish is ever caught out of Falcon Lake.."

And they don't..

I know it is not possible to satisfy all the wants of all the people all the time. But these folks sure do a shitty job of keeping any water in Falcon..

In a fantasy world, where I had complete control over Falcon, I could build you the greatest fishery ever conceived..

I'd keep it full for two years, and I'd drop it fifteen feet for two years.. I'd put about a million Floridas in it a year..

I'd kill every cormorant on the lake, and I'd reduce the gar population by half.

No fish over eight pounds could be kept.. And no fish under twelve inches could be thrown back..

It would be a toadfest.. No bullshit..

I know it can't happen.. But what is a man without dreams??


Fishing around here has been all over the board, as you might expect with all the crazy shit going on..

The dropping water has exposed a lot of dirty banks, and forty mile an hour winds have pounded the banks with waves and turned a lot of areas into cappuccino..

Fortunately the crazy winds have stopped the last two days, and things are much improved. But be aware that there is some off colored water on the top of the lake.

Once you get to marker nine or so, water clarity is much improved.. And still downright nice from Pierces south. There are areas down south that are not as clear as usual, but still very good looking water..

There is as lot of water passing thru the lake, and current is visible most everywhere.. You might use that to your advantage.. These fish love to set up looking into the current on the tips and backsides of points..

It would take every leg and both pinchers on a crawdad to hold onto the bottom right now..

Crawdads.. First on earth to use Power Poles..

I have gotten a lot of spotty reports on the fishing.. Some good.. Some not so good.. But a few folks have happened onto a pile of fish and caught some nice stringers.

These fish want to spawn.. Water temps are mid to high sixties, depending on where you are.

If the water level stabilizes, like I think it is going to, then I believe a lot more nest building and lovemaking will be happening this week..

Several folks that were in the store this morning said that they have had a lot of fish moving the bait but not wanting to eat it.. Like I was talking about a few days back.. Typical of spawning fish.

So pay attention to your line. The bastards are sneaky and they'll drop it before you know they have it..

I would think that if the water quits falling, water that is a bit in the back of a creek, or protected from the current would be the places to look for spawning fish. Dense cover is virtually non existent, so target flats with wood and... Well wood.. Cause that's about all there is..

A square bill is still catching fish, near rock or bounced off of hardwoods. Most folks are flipping plastics to shallow spawning area hardwoods, which makes perfect sense..

But not all the fish are spawning now.. A few are.. But it is just beginning..

There are still those offshore dragging rigs and throwing deep diving cranks, and their reports have been as varied as the shallow water fishermen.

I have not fished since last Thursday, (5 days ago) as being busy and high winds have kept me in the shop. I should have went yesterday but duty calls..

I fished the Salado and I caught a decent number of fish. Half of them on the same point.. Most on a square bill, a few on plastics..

I am not sure what to expect from the Bass Champs boys this weekend.. I think they are gonna catch some fish. The forecast looks awesome, and if water levels remain constant, a bunch of these fish could be on the beds..

That would assume that folks will be fishing shallow..

I am sure there will be a deep water contingent out there as well..

Even with all the recent water and wind fluctuations, I think we'll see some big stringers..

We'll see in a few days..

And we hope to see you in a few days..

If you need a Mexican License, call me and I'll have it ready for you when you get here.. It is liable to be a madhouse around here on Friday, and you can save yourself some time by having one in will call..

See you then!

January 11, 2017: Man I am having trouble typing and writing 2017.. And putting 2018 as the expiration date on a Mexican fishing license.. Forget it..

But here we are in a new era.. Ending the oppressive hold that the powers of evil have had on us..

No I am not talking about the Obamma administration's fingers being pried off the keys to the white house..

I'm talking about winter.. I'm officially declaring it over..

Cause I hate that shit..

We froze twice down here last week, something that has not happened in over a thousand days.. Maybe it'll kill the skeeters.. It did a number on a lot of plants..

What it also did was back the fish off that were making a move to the shallows. Add some dropping water levels and there ain't no fish where I was fishing last week..

Another week and there won't be any water there either..

I have talked to a lot of people this week.. And the reports are about what you'd expect.

Fishing has slowed, and the water temps yesterday were just under sixty degrees. We should continue to warm up for the next week and the fish should respond accordingly.

My theory is that with the falling water levels, this first wave of spawning fish are going to set up somewhat deeper to spawn than they normally would, if the lake level was stable. I reckon it don't take a rocket scientist to figure that out..

But I am thinking that six to eight foot of water might be a good place to start.. With ample shallow and deep water easily accessible..

I have been stuck in the store for four days, but I am gonna hit it hard tomorrow and see what happens.. We do have a little wind to contend with this week..

Fish have still been caught this the last couple of days, and a Carolina Rig is something you should have rigged up.. A little fluke or a lizard is a good choice.. Chartreuse is still a good thing.. Spike It or something like it is a good idea somewhere on your bait.

With the current going thru the lake, a lot of folks have been fishing the rocks near the dam with deep crankbaits and jigs and C-rigs.. Something you can get down there.

These fish like the current created in that area, so it is a good place to try. The steep drops on the Texas side near marker three are favorites of mine, (and a lot of other folks) and they seem to produce well when there is a lot of water moving thru the lake as well.

I have not been there, but I will when the wind subsides.. Probably late April..

In any case, the fish are just starting to thaw out today, and maybe there will be a lot more activity as the water warms..

Like I said.. I'll test em tomorrow..


Donald Trump will take over the operations in Washington in less than two weeks, and I am ready for the change.. As are a lot of you, I suppose..

It is no secret that I never liked Obamma, and it is no secret that he liked himself enough for everybody.. Although there were and are certainly are plenty of Obamma lovers out there.

He is the most narcissistic son of a gun I have ever seen.. The favorite word in his vocabulary is I.. Followed by me..

Hopefully he will just be a bad memory before very long.

But what I find interesting is the fear and hate for Donald Trump by the left.. After all, two years ago he was a liberal supporting liberals.. Mostly..

A New York liberal at that..

I reckon they think he is going to set up some interment camps for the lesbians, gays, queers, transvestites, trans genders, actors and actresses, black lives matter members, all other women that are not a part of any of the other groups mentioned here, anarchists, illegal immigrants, college students, thirty year olds living in their parents basements, and lazy rich white kids with their cell phones attached to their noses..

Relax.. It ain't gonna happen.. Go pet your hamster and calm down..

I am sorry if you are part of the movement and I left your group out..

What you guys are going to have to do is suck it up and accept the fact that your candidate did not win.. That she was a shitty candidate.. And most of you are a bunch of pussies..

I don't recall any riots and calls to arms when Barry won..

Go shave, learn some people skills, and get a job..

I hear McDonalds is hiring..

January 7, 2017: The new year is well under way, and this first week is a blur looking back.. If this year goes by as fast as the last week then we'll have this conversation again pretty damn quick..

But Happy New Year, and I reckon it will be this week before the masses truly get back to work..

Not me.. I been bustin' it..

I fished several times last week.. Before the cold weather got here. And the fishing was good.. And then I went hunting a couple of days.. Cause it was too cold to fish..

Of course as I write this it is about thirty something degrees outside, and has been for two days.. This stuff sucks..

And I am positive that these Falcon fish don't like it either.. And evidently everyone in town yesterday did not like it either.. There was not one boat at the county ramp yesterday at noon..

And I don't think anybody was missing anything either..

But let's go back in time.. No, not to prom night 1974... That conjures up some shit.. Shit that I promised never to talk about..

Dammit.. Now without thinking I have already broke one of my new year's resolutions.. Not to use bad language on this blog in 2017.. I'm tying a string around my finger as I type..

Anyway.. I think it was Tuesday.. But I am not sure.. It was shirt sleeve weather and I was out there.. It was awesome.. The sun was shining.. The birds were singing.. I couldn't remember what Rosie looks like..

And the fish were biting..

I started out on the main lake point where the Veleno turns into lake.. Right by marker eleven..

There is a gravel bar/shell bed on the end of it and it has been a great Carolina rig spot.. With a good tungsten weight you can feel every nook and cranny.. As a matter of fact I am pretty sure I felt some pearls in some of those open clam shells..

But I digress.. The fish were there on that day and I was using that Chartreuse pepper lizard I been talking about.. And whackin' em..

I only caught three nice fish, but none over four pounds.. (seems to be a reoccurring theme lately) But I caught several more keepers on this first stop.. Good way to start the day..

Next stop I went to a creek in Diablo where nobody fishes.. Well almost.. On the right hand side bout most of the way back there.. But not way back there..

And I did what I like to do.. Flipped hardwoods.. All of em.. From dirt out to six feet.. And found fish on them in all depths.. But not on all trees..

And these fish were typical of bedding fish.. Most were males.. And they would pick the bait up and move it.. They would not eat it.. At least not often..

Half of the bites I got were un-sensable.. That is to say that you could not feel the bite or see the string move..

It was more of a mental transmission sense I have developed.. Kinda like the Vulcan Mind Meld but without actually putting you hands on the fishes fins..

You knew the bastards were there.. Just looking at it.. And about the time they were going to pick it up by the tiniest piece of the appendage on the bait..

Well that's when I would set the hook.. More often than not hooking them on the outside of the mouth..

Now a little of the above might be an exxagggeration.. Some might call it a damn lie..

But if you have been around these males when they have no interest in eating anything, but they want nothing in their nesting area, then you know the kind of bite I am talking about..

I would love to have had the water stay warm.. Cause about today them females would probably have been in there with them..

Girlfriend delivery delay.. It's freakin cold..

Well after I left that small creek, I headed back to the very back of the Diablo.. So far back I felt like a suppository..

I flipped my way in and out, in some of the same looking water as I had all the action in just before.. And I had two bites.. Both males..

But it looks awesome back there.. Or it did anyway..

Since I have been back there, we have been robbed of a foot of water. These folks start earlier every year, and as soon as the last firecracker went off, they opened the gates..

I know the reason Falcon lake is here.. And so do you..

It is a game preserve for the gar and the cormorants..

But more than that, it is here for irrigation..

But then dammit aren't all the lakes in the chain here for the same thing?

Seems like they could share in the water burden just a bit.. Especially being that several of the Mexican lakes are at full pool, more are close, and the biggie, Boquilla, is at 93%!!

We do not have the balls as a country to enforce the treatys we have with Mexico.. It's embarrassing..

And we on Falcon are the last link on the chain.. And the actual spigot to the valley..

You would think that they could pass us along some water..

I say this every year.. When they are pulling water off the top of our spawning bass..

But don't worry.. I am sure it will get worse..

Bitch, Bitch, Bitch..

In other news, TPWD has still not released a report on the fish kill in the Veleno.. How many months has it been?

Why do we depend on government for so much.. When all they do is mismanage shit?

Ok.. On another note.. I have updated the tournament page to detail the tourneys we know are coming.. And if your club or organization is coming to Falcon, please let us know and we'll add you to our schedule.

Media Bass is returning to Falcon twice this year, as they have started a Falcon and Amistad circuit.. Been a while since we have heard from them.

Bass Champs is only a couple of weeks away..

Come on sunshine..

We'll have all the goodies you need when you get here..

And if you want to make it easy on yourself, call us if you need a Mexican license and we'll have it ready when you walk in.

We are not far away from some spawning fish.. Will it be on in two weeks? Maybe..

I'll keep you posted..

December 29, 2016: Another day, another weather change. It sure was nice yesterday!

Today is a reversal of fortune so to speak, at least from the fishing perspective.

We have a stiff wind blowing around here, and it ain't from the south. And yesterdays temperatures in the eighties has been replaced by sixty something. But supposedly it is a short lived front.

I fished Monday afternoon and most of the day yesterday. And boy was it nice. Prior to last weekend, the water temps were in the high fifties, and the low sixties on the south end of the lake.

Yesterday we saw water temps back around sixty eight.. And it had the fish biting.

I talked to a lot of folks that fished yesterday, and a high percentage of them caught a lot of fish. Hey! Including me!

But we did not find fish everywhere as we decided to look for spawning fish off creek channel edges and flats. And while we fished some spots that are notorious spawning areas, we found only a few males up there scouting the area.

What did best for us were shallow rocks near the bank. Which ain't way out of character for me.

We fished from marker eleven at the the mouth of the Veleno down to marker seven at Pierces. And we hit a lot of spots in-between.. Back in the creeks.. And on flats just off the river channel..

Some places had fish.. Some did not..

We caught several fish that looked like they would pop if you stuck em with a needle. None of them were over five pounds, but surely they were egg laden sow bass that want to do their thing..

With some of these fish, it is gonna be real quick..

I have been talking about a square bill I have been throwing. A 1.5 that is chartreuse and black on the back.

Man that thing has been money for me for a couple of months. And I've got this one in particular.

Did you ever have a bait that just seems to catch fish when an identical looking bait just don't do it as good? Man I got one.

It is missing its eye on the right side and has caught a hundred fish and counting, and I have gone to great lengths lately to get it back. But at least it don't dive too deep. I hate getting water in my ears..

I polished it last night..

In any case it is called a Chatahoochie special.. Don't leave home without it..

And speaking of Chartreuse It is a good idea to have some on whatever you are throwing. Surely seems to trigger the fish..

Kind of like a millennial hearing the word, "Trump".. Or "work"..

Just sets em off..

Chartreuse pepper in a senko or a lizard is also a great bait.. I was throwing a lizard on a C-rig and having good luck with it yesterday as well.

A buddy of mine whacked em yesterday on a senko in one to two feet of water..

Throw it.. Even if you don't like it..

The water looked great everywhere we went yesterday. Not two feet of visibility, but that awesome Falcon Green I always talk about.. The water is slightly more turbid above the Salado.

If you find a rocky bank with a little drop just off of it, more than likely it will have fish on it. And if there is a bit of a breeze blowing on it, odds are that there are several fish on it.

The bite has still been very light on the plastics and on the crankbait.. If you are flipping and something feels just a bit weird.. Yank..

The crankbait bite, at least mine, has just been the rod loading up..

We threw a spinnerbait in chart/white and it seemed like the fish would knock slack in the line, but not eat it.. Whatever that means. Maybe they just didn't like it being where it was.. Maybe it was the wrong color.. Hell if I know.. Maybe they were just hitting the blades..

But it is a lot more weedless than the crankbait..

In any case, on the warm water days the fish have been pretty darn active. And I think about Sunday and Monday it ought to be really good.

I have also heard that C-rigging a fluke or a lizard on long sloping gravel points has really whacked the numbers. Of course your results may vary.. But if you find a school of em, you can catch em every cast.

I hope that you get a chance to get down here and get you some.


It was a great Christmas gathering of the Bendele clan at the ranch last weekend.. We were wearing short britches and t-shirts. Pretty formal attire for a Christmas gathering..

We did not make snowmen or snow angels.. But we did play some basketball and chunk the prerequisite new football around..

We did not have to move any snow, but we did move some hay..

I hope you got to spend some time with your family and followed my advice from the previous post.

Thanks to all of you who sent Christmas wishes our way. I hope I answered everybody..

The new year is only three days away, and I am looking forward to a great 2017. We hope to see you here after you get that tree out to the curb or back in the closet.. (Is it ok to say that?)

Optimism seems to be running high in the good ole US of A, and lets hope that translates into a prosperous year for us all.

And don't worry about all the naysayers.. To me that is all balloon juice..

We are keeping our company here in the US, and that will be saving two more jobs..

But I am sure I am doing the work of three..

Happy New Year Yall!

See you soon!

December 21, 2016: You know I hear every year around here that it just doesn't feel like Christmas because it is seventy five degrees, sunny, and there is no snow, sleigh tracks, or ice-cicles hanging off the roof edges..

Well I hope you bastards are happy this year..

I hate this cold, gloomy, wet shit with a passion.. I'm getting a case of the redass..

And with that being said, it is probably not too hard to figure that there is not lot of fishing going on around here.. Only by those who are actually used to having a White Christmas..

They think it is balmy..

There have been a couple of groups down that have been on the lake the last few days. And I'll have to give them a merit badge for persistence.. But like they said, when this is the time you have off, this is the time you have off..

Water temps are in the fifties, and you know what that does for Flacon bass.. They are no more a fan of the cold than I.

But that don't mean you can't catch a few. And the people that are fishing are doing just that. No one I have talked to has told me that they are tearing them up. But they are catching some nice fat pre-spawn fish in the mix.

We have been promised sun for the last two days, and we have not seen any.. But maybe it will peek out this afternoon. And if it does I am going to brave the cold water temps and go chunk something chartreuse at em..

The last time I fished the surface temp was 59° and the fish were still pretty active. Since then we have had some real cold, and cloudy days.. Those cold nights followed by no sun really tears the water temps a new asshole.. And I am afraid that what I see today will probably be somewhere in the middle fifties..

That don't mean they will just quit eating.. But they tend to do it in short spurts..

Like deer hunting.. You just gotta be there..


Christmas is a special time of year. Loved by some and loathed by others. I love the season, but maybe for different reasons than a lot of you..

In today's secular world, a lot of folks think more of Christmas as time off, and maybe a financial struggle.. Stress over having to get a lot of things done.

Stress over travel.. Stress over family relationships. Stress over money.. Stress over keeping up with the Jones'..

What did their kids get that mine didn't..

I yi Yi!!

About five years ago I got to the point that I couldn't take it any more.. So I quit taking it.. And decided to give it all away..

Hugs and Handshakes.. And I might throw in a fresh smoked sausage.. If you show up at the right time..

My Dad passed away just a bit over eight years ago.. And though I have tried, I have not been able to come close to replacing him around the ranch at Thanksgiving and Christmas time..

He loved the Holidays.. And always made you feel welcomed and wanted.. No matter who you were.. Of course my Mom is no different..

On many occasions we would have guests that were friends of our kids, and friends of nieces and nephews that were stuck away from home for the holidays, and they brought them out to the ranch. And we just included them in whatever we were doing..

Making Sausage.. Shooting clays.. Chopping wood.. Whatever..

And somehow a present was always under the tree with their name on it..

And seeing the graciousness of my parents so many years, has brought me to the conclusion that I may never get to the point of having the compassion and selflessness that they possess..

But I'm trying..

I'm crying like a baby as I type this.. So I am going to just say that I wish for you and your family the best and Merriest of Christmases' that you can have. And a lot of that depends on you!

Even if you are struggling with your family relationships, put them aside and let Christ take the wheel for the weekend.

He can change your life. I'm living proof.

He changed mine years ago...

God Bless You! and Merry Christmas to you and thanks from all of us here at Falcon Lake Tackle.

2017 is gonna be a great year on Falcon..

Hope to see you then!

December 14, 2016: Alright.. This shit ain't funny anymore.. If I don't see some sun pretty soon, I'm gonna come unhinged..

I'm getting pastier by the minute..

This shit here is the exact reason that I hate winter.. Cold.. Cloudy. Misty.. Rainy.. = Sucks!!

And looking at the forecast it is about to get worse.. A splinter of non-global warming air is headed our way on Sunday and it is gonna turn to real shit.. Highs in the forties..


The forecasters have said that we would clear off the last few days.. All we have seen is soup..

If you are looking for a window it looks like this Friday and Saturday will be our best shot for the next week.. That is is you can believe the weather forecasters.. Whose track record is worse than Obammas when it comes to telling the truth..

I fished yesterday and of course I fished the top of the lake. And being the weather is so iffy we did not go out till 10:30. And we fished till about 2:30.. Bout my normal..

It was supposed to clear off but it stayed cloudy and misty for most of the trip.. Of course when you are catching fish you can overlook a lot of stuff..

The lake is still on a slow rise, and there is some debris floating in the river above marker thirteen. Not bad, but some.. If you will remember a few weeks back I was saying that the old concrete bridge abutment was out of the water about six inches.. Now it is under the water about two inches and you damn better know where it is if you head up the river..

Any of you that have sidescanned the old monolith probably think that there is a heck of a rockpile around it.. Them ain't rocks.. They're lower units..

I have given the coordinates to this hazard many times and you can find them on the Ramps and Hazards page linked on my home page. If you haven't punched them in already..

The lake is up to 273, or 28.2 feet low. That's over ten feet lower than we were at this time last year.. If you're keeping score..

Water temps have taken a drastic drop in the last week, shedding about seven degrees on the top of the lake. We saw water under sixty degrees most all day yesterday. I heard that temps on the south end were sixty three or so in the Salanaias..

But that seventy degree water is a thing of the past.. For a while anyway.

These cloudy days and cool nights have really cooled the water, and it can make for some foggy mornings on the lake around here..

That being said, the fishing has been decent. Everybody that I have talked to is fishing totally different than me. Most are throwing Carolina rigs in the deepest water they can find. With a super fluke tied on.. And they have had decent luck, but no better than the folks that are fishing shallow. At least that is my opinion.

I tore them a new ass yesterday throwing a 1.5 squarebill with a lot of chartreuse on it. And then I caught em on a chartreuse pepper lizard.. My buddy caught em on a Bama Craw Rage Craw..

Bites on the plastic were subtle for the most part..

I told you I was going to sit on one spot for an hour or two.. And we did.. And we caught thirteen fish off of it, including a 6-14, and a couple of four to five pounders we did not weigh.

We caught a total of twenty two fish, and missed six or eight.. The bastards are biting light.. Most of the time..

I know yall think I am crazy, but a lot of these fish are getting ready to spawn.. I did not cut any open, but I can tell you they are full of eggs.. This fish was about to bust..

Last week these two elevens were caught on the same day while these boys were fishing with Matt Reed..

And a young fellow brought this fish by to weigh this week.

8-15.. Don't worry.. She's back in the water..

Fact is that there have been quite a few good fish caught of late.. Fact is that I been too lazy to post a lot of em..

I know it is December and it is supposed to be cold and nasty. But that don't mean I gotta like it.. I'm hoping for a quick turnaround and a early spring.. Like by the end of December..

I tell you what.. This water is going to dip into the mid fifties probably next week, and the fish are gonna hate it.. But as soon as the water takes a few degree turn, the fish are going to go shallow.. er...

They might not spawn till the water gets back in the mid sixties.. But they are going to be close to where they plan to do it.. Just off the edges of the flats I am sure.. And creek channel edges is where I am going to be fishing in the next two weeks.. Certainly just after the new year.. Especially if we get a little warming trend..

There has been no new news about the shooting on the lake the other night.. No surprise.. Why would the government tell the public anything..

What the state has done, is bring down their two big DPS boats to waste a lot of tax dollars.. What a crock..

That's deterring a lot of crime I am sure.. Where have they been keeping them for the last year?

I think it is funny that you put a couple of assault vehicles on the lake in response to an incident.. If you want to get serious, why aren't you putting them on the lake all the time.. During the night..

Why aren't they putting armored vehicles in the streets of Houston, Dallas, and San Antonio after every murder occurs there?

It's ridiculous..

I'll let you know if anything changes or if there is any new news.. But it is the SOP of the government to keep its citizens in the dark.. And I feel like a mushroom..

Only eleven days till Christmas!!

You better get busy..

December 12, 2016: It has been a foggy, nasty, cool few days around here, and across most of south Texas.. And it's is a foggy son of a gun this morning as well.. But nicer weather more akin to Zapata winters is on tap for much of this week..

Hell yeah! That's why we live here!

Well.. That's why I live here.. Well. That ain't the only reason..

Fishing has remained decent thru the crappy weather, according to folks I talked to this morning.

And all I have to go on right now is hearsay.. I have been watching the deer chase each other around for the last few days. And boy are they..

There are surely a lot of fish fattening up, some from groceries, some from egg growth, and some from both. I have been fishing the top of the lake as of late, as I have just not gotten down south of Diablo much in the last month or so..

And these fish up here are as fat as a Christmas hog. And mean as a Brahma bull..

You have to remember that it is winter down here.. Or our version of it anyway.

And the fish know it as well. And on a lot of days, these fish may not eat all day long. Or they might not eat all day long..

But they are gonna eat sometime. And you have to be there when they do.. If you wanna catch some fish, anyway..

A Carolina rig is catching a lot of fish I hear.. But I still ain't throwing one.

We caught em pretty good flipping the last time I was out.. And damn it I am a hard headed son of a bitch and I am gonna catch em my way.. Well sometimes..

We also caught some on a squarebill and a good one on a spinnerbait.. So I think it is more about hitting them in the head with it than anything else..

But I have a theory..

I'm going out tomorrow.. And I am gonna fish a spot where we caught two nice ones last week.. And I am gonna sit on it like a cluck hen and fish it with everything there is and see what happens..

Because I know there are fish there, and I am gonna see if there is something I am missing by not throwing exactly what they are wanting..

That's my theory anyway..

But long story short, it appears that there are still good numbers of fish being caught, but you gotta get out there and bust it..


I reckon that you are wondering what is happening with the investigation into the shooting on the lake last week..

Yeah.. So am I..

Meanwhile the media is out there stirring the pot saying that a fisherman was shot on Falcon Lake.. Again..

And the junior high kids on the forums are having a lot of fun with it as well..

I wish they'd get their facts straight.. Or think past the easy to assume story..

These guys were not out there fishing..

They had a couple of rods on the boat. But no tackle.. Subterfuge..

They were no more fishermen at the time, than two guys who stole a semi are truck drivers..

There is a difference between two guys out in a boat three hours after dark on Falcon, and two guys casting DD-22's along the riprap on the dam at 7:30 in the morning..

A distinction that the media can't seem to conjure..

And law enforcement has done little to enlighten them..

But that's the world we live in these days.. First one on the air with the story wins the prize.. Regardless of whether the facts are in order.. We can correct any mistakes later.. But they never do..

I really don't see much difference in this event and a murder on a side street. Unfortunately, they happen every day.

The fact that it took place on a lake is irrelevant. What is relevant is that these parties surely knew each other.

Whatever led to the altercation is not known to us.. But like the media we can also make assumptions.

And I am going to assume that they were not arguing about a fishing spot..

December 8, 2016: It is rainy, cold, and nasty around here this morning, and a lot more suited for making love than fishing.. But whichever you choose, I understand.

There were some good fish caught yesterday, a couple over eleven pounds, and I hear they were both caught on a Carolina rig.. A bit deeper..

I will share the pictures with you soon..

If you are a Falcon fan, you have probably heard the bad news about another killing on the lake. And unfortunately, I am not talking about fish.

A couple of nights ago, a man was shot, down on the south end of the lake.

From what I hear, and I have heard a lot, is that they launched at the state park.

There is not a clear and concise story of exactly what happened, but the long and short of it is that an altercation with another boat ensued, which led to the shooting.

This event occurred at around 8:45 at night, two and a half hours after sunset, allegedly in the middle of the lake.

There is another man that was in the boat who was not shot, and he knows exactly what happened. And allegedly there was another boat out there that witnessed the event, plus the boat that the shooter was in.

The big balloon at marker seven is said to have video of the event, but that is hearsay at this point as well.

There are all kinds of rumors swirling around out there. And until the Texas Rangers issue a statement, I am not going to have an opinion on exactly what happened.

But some of the details I have heard make me think that there is a lot more to this story than we have heard so far..

And a lot of what we have heard is conjecture and speculation.. Two things that I do not participate in spreading. If you want to hear more of that, you can Google up the local news..

But when something concrete comes out, I will pass it along.

In any case, I have a lot more questions than answers. I am sure we will get a few more details as time go on..

In the meanwhile, I'm not jumping to any conclusions.

I know what you are thinking, and you want to know if it is safe to fish Falcon. And I understand this story giving you pause.

But I still believe that if you fish in the daylight hours, are not up to no good, and mind your own business, that you are as safe or safer here, as any other lake in the state..

More details as they solidify..

I'm off to the ranch.. The rut is on..

December 5, 2016: I am not sure if I ever mentioned this, but I hate winter..

I despise a north wind.

A cold drizzle pisses me off. Two days of it can ruin my whole week..

Wearing blue jeans gives Mr. Wiggly a rash..

I'm fat enough already and wearing a coat makes me look like the Michelin Man..

A long sleeved T shirt was invented as a fashion statement and a protectant from gamma rays.. It was not actually concepted with the thought of keeping someone warm..

In short, cold weather is pure bullshit.. It's torture.. I hate it..

But we got it..

Short of swallowing a 1911, I am not sure what I can do about it.. So for the meanwhile, I guess I'll have to live with it..

But I am sure we are heading into the winter of my discontent..

Yesterday was a cold, blowing, misting, wet, nasty, raining, ugly period of semi non darkness.. And the only boat on the water at 9:30 was a Border Patrol boat with a cabin and a heater..

We got one inch of rain in the last two days, and that is a lot less than parts not far north of us, especially around San Antonio and a little west.. Up at the ranch we got over six inches in the last week..

Ought to be able to track them deer about now..

The river above us has a little water in it, and looking at it I'm gonna guess we'll catch about six inches in the big picture. There were some decent rains between us and Del Rio, and a little of it will run down hill to us.

Water temps this morning are around seventy I am sure, but you can bet that they are and will be falling in the next few days as this next front descends on us.

If you fish Falcon much you know that these fish do not like rising water, and they hate cold water. I am not gonna call our water temps cold yet, but I, and the fish know it is coming.

There is no doubt that the fishing is going to be spotty in the coming weeks. We will have some great days mixed in, but we will have some days that suck.. Which is not atypical for this time of year.

Christmas is only twenty days away, after all..

I can't even wrap my mind around that..

Before the cool front came in last week, fish were being caught using a variety of methods. But none of them were lights out. I fished Friday for about four hours, all on the upper end of the lake, and a buddy and I caught about ten fish, with three being over four pounds, but none five.

We were flipping hardwoods, as my theory of chunk rock went out the window. They were not on the rocks on Friday. We also caught a couple on a squarebill, and one nice fish on a chartreuse and white spinnerbait.

So you can see we caught em on several baits.. I think it was more about hitting them in the head.

And that seems to be the order of the day here lately.

I talk to a lot of people, and I will have to say that scattered is the best word I can use to describe the "Catching" right now.

You can catch fish, or not catch fish on any pattern and any location on the lake.

You're not gonna get skunked.. You're probably not gonna wreck em either.. But fishing hard might land you a big fat prespawn fattie.. And that is what keeps me going out there..

But I ain't going till it warms up a bit.. I got my standards..

There is a group of fellows that come down a couple of times a year from north Texas, and they fish off of water wagons. And they are here now..

They always fish the south end of the lake, and they fish hard. And Saturday they caught em good in the coves near the state park. Brush hogs in the trees have been best for them, and I promised not to tell anybody that Green Pumpkin Purple was working really well..

If you go down south you might see some human popsickles on some strange crafts.. These guys are a lot more hard core than me.. And probably a lot of you..

Them waders are just not gonna cut it for me..


It's hard to imagine but we are really not that far away from the tournament circuits kicking off their new year of competition.

Bass Champs comes to Falcon on January 21st, and I am sure to a lake near you not much after that. Bass Federation will be here the day after..

And the Texas Bass Nation will have their state tourney here February 17th and 18th..

It'll be here before you know it.. Those will be busy weekends around here. If you don't already have a place to stay you better get on it..

Well I gotta turn my computer off so we can use the electricity to run the heater.. If you don't hear from me for a few days it will probably be safe to assume that I have frozen to death..

You can bury me in the spring.. When the ground thaws out..

November 30, 2016: Eleven months into the year.. Yikes.. I can't believe it.. It seems like the days are just evaporating..

Seems like just the other day I had a seven handicap, I could jump a five wire fence with my dick in my hand, and I was a possible contender in a bass tournament..

My how time flies..

I was just reading a few old posts I had written from this time frame from 2009 to 2014. And while I found some similarities, I found some diversities as well..

One thing that does seem common is that a crankbait is catching some fish. One thing that is not so common, is that our water temps are a bit warmer this year than most.. Water temps around here are still in the seventies.. Albeit low seventies usually..

And looking back I saw myself talking about cold weather and rain and some dropping water in some years..

I guess any of that could be happening about now but currently we have slowly rising water and dry conditions.. But we are supposed to get some rain this weekend..

It has also cooled off this AM with lows in the low fifties.. The fifties was a great decade to be born in.. But as a temperature I am gonna say it sucks..

I just consulted my wind chill chart.. And it said 50° at 70 MPH equals 38°..

Too cold for me..

There were not too many folks on the water yesterday, and so far this morning I have talked to only one boat load of folks.. And they did not report anything special.. As I have said in the past.. North wind sucks on Falcon..

There have been some good fish caught lately, but they have been few and far between. And nobody I know has found a pile of big fish.

It has been one here and one there.. Or not..

From reports I have gotten lately, there is a lot of activity down around the Salanaias with the traffickers.. Several fishermen have been harassed by them I hear. Which has consisted of boats running near you while you are fishing. And some animated hand motions that have been translated into get the hell out of here..

For whatever it is worth.. I told you I'd tell you what I know.

Mark Zona is down here filming a couple of shows, one with Jeff Kriet and one with Denny Brauer. And they haven't just murdered em but Kriet caught one whopper yesterday.

I'm not sure when the shows will air but I'll let you know.. If they let me know.. Which is supposed to happen..

It is December (almost) and these fish (some of em) are getting ready to spawn.. And the fish above looks like she is a candidate for early delivery.

I know a lot of you guys think that winter is setting in.. We are getting ready for the spawn.. I love south Texas..

I am sure we are going to have some freezing shit descend on us, and last night Heatwave was talking about some Arctic air possibly late next week.. And my melancholy will set in..

But I certainly am not in a hurry for it to get here..

The crappie are going nuts around here, and you can catch em on both ends of the lake. They are hanging out in front of the dam on the south end, on brush piles midlake, and on hardwoods in the Veleno.. They have really taken off and are now a viable, catchable, species once again..

Giant perch are still rare, but once in a while you will catch one.. I don't know where they went.. But they have been nonexistent the last few years.. When they used to be lousy just a few years ago..

White bass are scattered, but there is a herd of them living on the old Veleno bridge.. They are not on the sides of it.. But on top of it.. Easy to catch..

Catfish are a bit slow on jug lines, but small fish are plentiful on stink bait and shrimp.

If you are a fisherman or fisherwoman, there is something for you down here. And it will be warmer than most anywhere else in the country.. And I promise the lake will not ice over..

Come see us.. Before the roads ice up!

November 28, 2016: I heard someone on TV yesterday saying that there were only twenty seven shopping days left before Christmas.. But I wanted to reassure you procrastinators that there are actually closer to eighty..

I'm working on the eight hour day of course.. What with the internet being open twenty four seven, you can shop at your convenience..

I hadn't wiped the gravy off my mouth before the full on Black Friday ads on TV started to appear.. And all I wanted to do was watch football..

I'm still in recovery mode after all the election commercials.. Glad I wasn't in a swing state..

It has been a beautiful stretch temperature wise around here. No jacket required..

Great for the fishermen.. No so much for the hunters..

In the last week we have had a couple of wind shifts, nothing I would call a front. Tomorrow we are supposed to get another northerly push, but a blue norther it ain't.. And I ain't bitchin..

What we do have (that the fish just ain't crazy about) is some rising water.. Slowly rising water. Very slowly rising water.. But we are eaking up.. A few hundreth's a day..

We are sitting at 272.06, or 29.14 feet low if you are keeping up.. We were 4.84 feet lower in August.. The lowest we got to last summer..

This rise puts the Veleno Bridge a good ways under water, but it also almost covers up the old bridge abutment in the river just below Hedieona.. It is still out of the water, but less than a foot. Hopefully it will submerge soon.. But you need to know where it is at; if you are going up there.. Go to my Ramps and Hazards page for the coordinates of this monolith.. And run twenty yards west of those numbers if you choose a riparian pursuit..

I got back on Thanksgiving afternoon, and luckily the Cowboys game kept me awake on the road.. And it was a fairly busy weekend on the lake, with some folks taking the four day holiday to slip in a bit of fishing..

And I have already started to see the second wave of Winter Texans hit town, as is usual the week after Thanksgiving. We'll see the final wave right after Christmas, as the ground starts to turn white up north.

Fishing has been a mixed bag around here, with what seems like a real good day of catching and then a real good day of fishing..

Weather has certainly had it influences, with wind being the biggest factor. Yesterday we had a stiff south wind and I don't need to tell you what that does to the open water..

So yesterday I lit out for the Salado after I closed up about nine thirty.. It had been over a week since I had been on the lake..

I fished a gravel point near the water pump near marker twelve first stop, and caught three fish, one of em a fat two and a half, the other were rats. The waves were getting big so I headed for the confines of Mother Salado, where I could hide out and be somewhat protected..

I missed a couple of fish that picked up a Plum Ol Monster and dropped it.. Didn't seem like they wanted the dark bait. Or at least they wouldn't eat it.. So I switched to a Baby Brush Hog in Sungill color and put some green dye on the tail..

And by the time I got through, about one thirty, I had used the whole bag of em..

I have been catching the fish good in Salado on the gravel bars on the north side of the river, but yesterday I had very little luck on gravel.

So I headed back in there to the Indian Bluffs and started to fish my way back out, along the protected side of the creek.

And I still had no luck on gravel.. If there was no chunk rock or ledgy edges at the water then I could not get bit. for whatever that is worth..

I caught one about four and another about three and a half.. But no whoppers.. But I was just glad to get out..

I did hear from several fishermen this AM that said they fished the south end of the lake yesterday.. I heard of a couple sevens being caught, and some big waves..

Reckon so..

Another group of guys that have been here a few days have been whacking the fish on points with chrome and blue Red Eye Shad lipless baits.. Their numbers have been good, with a few quality fish mixed in.

On the south end of the lake, big cranks and jigs on the deep rocks have been catching most of the quality fish.. If you're into that kind of stuff..

Me.. I was a carpenter most of my life.. And I still like wood..

I'm gonna give the fishing a six and a half to seven right now.. It ain't bad.. But it ain't awesome either..

Cooling water and rising water have the fish a little confused.. Which certainly rubs on to the fishermen.

One other thing I will tell you is that these fish are biting light.. I missed several yesterday because I couldn't talk myself into setting the hook. So if something feels funny, go ahead and jerk. If you're fishing a soft plastic anyway..

Most of the time the worst thing that can happen is that you'll have to adjust your bait on the hook.. But if you loose your bait.. Don't worry.. We got plenty here..

I really think that you can go anywhere on the lake and catch fish. And if you work at it a bit you might catch a bunch of em.

We have a lot of shallow fish for sure, and some deeper rocks and ledges can have a school of fish on them at any time.

Timing is key of course. You need to be there when the fish are.. And it helps if the fish are also eating at the time..

Sounds like fishing to me..

So long story short.. It is not a full out fish catching spree going on around here if you ask me.. Do I think it is coming?

Hell yeah.. And I'll let you know when it happens..

Save some room on that credit card for a Falcon trip..

Merry Christmas!

November 19, 2016:

Happy Thanksgiving!

It's that time of year again.. To see how much food you really can eat.. And retain consciousness..

I know it is not Thanksgiving day just yet.. But it might be when you read this.. And it is likely that this will be my last post till the day after..

The second real cold front of the year blew in here yesterday afternoon and evening, and this morning we are sitting at a balmy 58° with a light north wind. And if that ain't bad enough, we are headed for a low in the mid forties tonight..

Yep.. I got blue jeans on.. Which ain't what I signed up for..

And you know how Falcon fish love a north wind and high pressure.. Makes em darn near jump on the bank..

Trying to commit suicide..

Rising water ain't helping the issue any either, but I'll never complain about that.. At least we are getting away from the Super Moon from earlier in the week.. Hard to catch fish early around here when you can read a newspaper outside all night long..

I don't recall having so many amazing astrological events when I was a kid.. Meteor showers.. Comets.. Asteroids.. Super moons.. Eclipses.. Space junk re-entry's.. Solar Flares.. Mis-directed phaser blasts from spaceships...

Ok I might have made that last one up..

But it sure seems like the media likes to sensationalize anything that they talk or write about..

More on that later..

There are not many folks in town this weekend, with everyone at home or at the deer lease.. Either getting ready for Thanksgiving or packing for a trip here right after the dishes are off the table on Thursday..

Skip the pie.. I gotta fly.. And boy did we..

Many a time my folks looked around and all they saw was tail lights about the time Thanksgiving dinner was over.. Falcon was a Thanksgiving tradition for Tommy and I (and the kids when they were old enough) for years before me moved here permanent..

I know a lot of other folks do the same as well.. And I'll be here bright and early next Friday to help you with anything you might need.. We will be closed on Thursday of course..

If you are in the area, and want to fish a tourney here on Falcon tomorrow, the club from Laredo is putting on an open that anyone can fish.. If you are not a local guide anyway.. Hours will be from 7 till 3.. You can register at the county ramp at 6:30 am tomorrow..

You can contact Albert Ramirez at 956-236-4722 for more info.. Entry is $80 per team..

Despite of all the negative stuff I have written above, it is still possible for you to catch some fish. But the early bite this week has been slow.. Mid-days have been a lot better..

Thursday was a windy bitch, but yesterday was a lot better. And if you have been here much,you know that wind controls what kind of fishing you are going to be doing.. And where you are going to fish..

We heard of lots of small fish being caught in groups.. Big fish were a bit scarce this week.. But believe it or not, there were a few fish up spawning..

I know.. I know.. Call me crazy.. I'm used to it..

We are in a kind of funky period as the lake is rising slowly, water temps are falling from the mid seventies, and cool fronts are starting to be more regular.

So I am going to say that fishing is going to be spotty.. With some fantastic shit happening.. And some not so good shit happening..


It's been about ten days since "the election", and as a spectator I will have to say that it has been interesting to watch.

I knew we had a bunch of blithering idiots in this country, and I see that they are back out in force.. Doing what they do best.. Nothing productive.. But plenty of things destructive..

And in fact, they are helping ruin the planet with their consumption of social services and the perpetual requirement of police and security and all the accoutrements required to keep the rednecks from going out there and beating the shit out of em..

Of course we are still burdened with a president that has no balls, and lacks the decency to address the violence and the downright illegal actions of these "Occupy" asshole kids that don't now shit from Shinola.

Perhaps if they got out and voted things would have turned out differently.. But that is too hard to do.. It is easier to be on the streets every night proving to the world that you are an ignorant little bitch..

I'm being nice...

I find it interesting that all these little bastards are preaching love and not hate.. I find that down right hilarious..

No group has demonstrated more hate than these little bastards since time began..

I also find it funny that there has been a "revelation" that mainstream news outlets have be found to maybe not be too honest and straightforward with the facts..

Well it may be a revelation if you are a liberal..

The invisible blinders.. You cain't see em.. But they're there..

Socrates said, "When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the looser."

The mantra of the left..

I am truly loving watching the meltdown of the dimocrats on tv, and in the government.. They're little brains are about to explode with each new selection to Trumps new cabinet..

Maybe it is time for them to relocate to those other countries they were talking about.. Where things are so good, and freedom rings..

Don't hold your breath..

Well even as terrible as things are around here, nobody in their right mind is going to leave the states.

I am positive that exactly four years ago I was writing about another four years of bullshit coming courtesy of the Obamma administration..

It's hard being a genius.. Uh.. No it wasn't..


I don't care who you are, you need to get down on your knees, and thank God almighty that you are in the United States..

Cause no matter how bad you think you got it.. You don't..

Especially you piss ant little titty babies that are running the streets. You suck..


On that note, I'd like to wish you and your family a great Thanksgiving weekend in the days just ahead..

And I'd like to thank you for following along all year, and offer you a sincere "Thank You!" for your business all year long.

We can't be here without you, and if it wasn't for you, I'd have to get a real job..

That would suck.. I tried it.. I know..

So Happy Thanksgiving one more time..

See you on the other side!

November 15, 2016: It was a busy weekend around here, with no less than four bass clubs in town.. Most of whom I did not know were coming.

In any case it was good to have some people in town, to take advantage of the good fishing, even though the weather was a little iffy. Light rain and sprinkles were the order of the day on Sunday.. Better on Saturday..

Uvalde Bass Club, Ingram Bass Club, Medina Lake Bass Club, and SAPD Bass Club were all here in town. And from what I heard there were some good stringers caught, but I don't have final results from any of the clubs just yet.

I heard there were a couple of five fish, twenty five pound stringers caught on Saturday. But the truth of the matter is that I was not here over the weekend.

I was at the ranch sitting in a deer blind..

But after talking to several folks yesterday, it appears that not a lot has changed in the last week. The fish are cooperative, and if you find the right spot, they won't even let you drink your Big Red without it getting warm.

In the last few months, it has become evident that we still have a decent population of fish in the four to seven pound range. The numbers of bigger fish are better than I anticipated, but it can be hard to get on a consistent big bite.

Several of the guides we talk to said they have gotten on a run of fish in the seven to nine pound range, and just as quickly, find themselves not able to boat a grande..

All I can tell you is that it sounds like fishing to me. And that you could catch a whopper on any cast. Or not..

Last week I personally caught the fish pretty good, on three different outings. Of course one of the trips was for some crappie, and we kicked their ass as well.

Well thinking about it, it was probably over the last ten days.

In any case, one day we caught the crap out of em fishing the dirty water up here on the north end of the lake. There are fish in the hardwoods on the river channel.. Like you have not heard that before. And I am probably fishing some spots you aren't, farther up the river than most folks go.

These fish are hard to the wood, and you need to treat your bait like sandpaper..

A lot of these fish are fat as pigs and have that weird orangey tint to them.. With bodies that look bigger than their corresponding head size.. Strange.. But seen it before..

The other day I fished, I spent a lot of time near marker twelve, and south some as far as School Bus.

The water is clearer and the fish seem to chase a bait a bit more.

In my opinion, and it is just that, the fish from midlake south don't seem to be as fat as the fish on the way north end. I ain't sayin' all of em.. But a lot of em.

That being said, a lot of the bigger fish are still coming from the south end of the lake..

Low water plays havoc with us here on Falcon, and truthfully we are still recovering from the low water conditions from two and a half years ago.

There is no doubt that we have oodles of fish right now, due mostly to a great spawn last spring and summer.. I'm talking about eighteen months ago..

But the fact is that right now we are 12.17 feet lower in water level than we were a year ago. That's a shitload of water.. And thanks to local rains, we have caught several feet as of late..

We just don't have much brush in the water for the fish to hide in.. It would be awesome if they passed us on a bit of water..

But I have no idea what will happen this spring.

Amistad currently is at 70.42 percent full, while we struggle with our water level at 31.64 percent.

The lakes in Mexico, where all our water comes from, (basically) are in great shape. Some of the lakes that feed the Conchos are over full. Many are in the 90%+- range, and the big lake, Boquilla, is at 93.6 %.

Think we could get any of that water down here.. Don't hold your breath.

I was praying for one more good hurricane to push up the Sea of Cortez and hammer the mountains south of Big Bend, and then they would most probably had to turn some water loose..

But it didn't happen.. Yet.. Maybe a low will still sit on top of em and rain like a bitch. But it is getting late in the year for that.. The big water comes from the Pacific..

I'm hoping for another wet spring like two years ago.. Time will tell.

Anyway.. It is so foggy here this morning that John Holmes couldn't see the end of it.. But it is supposed to burn off and be a beautiful day.

Matter of fact, low winds and eighties are on tap for most of the week.. God I love south Texas..

If you ain't stuck in the deer blind, then maybe you better get down here and whack some fish. It's too hot to hunt anyway..

You can still catch fish whatever way you want.. Some days some things work better than others.. But mostly I think it is like real estate.. It's all about Location, Location, Location..

I'm gonna hit it hard tomorrow and see what I can catch.

I think I'm due for a DD.. Hell I know I am due for a DD..

Let's face it.. Things are looking up.. Maybe it is the super moon..

Trump got elected, and I killed the best buck ever at the ranch last weekend.. (In thirty nine years)

They say good things happen in threes..

I better make sure I have a net in the boat..

November 10, 2016: Cloudy and cool around here.. I guess our version of winter is trying to take hold. Although I don't care for it much..

But if it don't get much worse the I guess I'll make another season.. It's just a fact that some of the herd don't make it through to spring..

I was watching the weather from the Laredo station the other day. And if you have been around here much, you surely have seen "Heatwave" doing the weather. He's been here for over thirty years, and I reckon he is about as good as you are gonna get. But we are talking about weathermen.. They've got a 50-50 shot at being right..

Anyway he said it has been over 1000 days since we have had an official freeze in Laredo. That is not a typo..

It is a blessing..

The water has cooled a bit with the shorter days and the cooler nights. Temperatures are in the seventies, somewhere around the middle, but your test results will vary depending on where and when. But the fish are getting the signal that fall is on the way.. Our version of it anyway..

Lots of bait can be seen flipping around in the shallows, and on many days, the bass aren't too far away.

On occasion you will see bass chasing bait like a school of whites, but more often than not, they will be doing their eating just under the surface. Seeing a few breaking the water is usually a good indication that there are more in the area.

A squarebill or a lipless or a spinnerbait will catch a lot of these fish. Some times a whole lot.. Most of these fish are smaller.. But every now and then...

There are some better fish out deep, but finding schools of six pounders has been hard to do..

Mostly because we do not have the numbers of them that we used to. Big fish have come in ones and two lately, but occasionally you can happen on a group of bigguns socializing.

It hasn't happened to me lately.

But I am seeing more and more solid keeper sized to four pound fish.

If you want to fish the top of the lake, I recommend that you flip trees..

All these trees to flip.. Right here to close to where I live.

Coincidence?? I don't think so..

I have had stellar luck as of late with a dark colored soft plastic.. Junebug red comes to mind.. As does Plum Apple.. Or plum..

These baits also work down south but I like a lighter colored bait south of marker eight.. I'm probably just programmed that way.. But the water is clearer and consensus says that W/M red or the like is a good choice..

Your results may vary.. But pick you favorite to start with, and maybe you can teach me something..

Of course the deep crankbait is a staple when you are in sight of the dam.. And a necessity when you are within casting distance of it. Firetiger, Citrus Shad, and the Chartreuse/Blue are great choices..

There are a lot of fish being caught.. Especially if you are down here a few days.. It does not usually take you too long to get dialed in.. Unless maybe you voted for Hillary..

Carolina rigging a Zorro Spook is not working too well right now..

In any case, if you come down here and work at it a little bit, you are gonna catch fish..


Well here we are some thirty something hours from the election, and the bad sperm and egg combinations have taken to the streets to protest..

But you have to take a few things into consideration when you try to figure these little bastards out..

And the single biggest factor is, that this is the first time they have ever tasted defeat..

Remember, they were raised in a time where everybody got a participation ribbon, where a winner was never acknowledged, and they got ice cream and pizza after every event..

Whatever happened..

Everybody is a winner..

Even if they sucked at whatever it was they were doing..

Most of these street rats were in junior high when Obamma got elected the first time, and he is all they have ever known..

Well reality is setting in..

And damn it is fun to watch..

Dealing with all this mental anguish will certainly leave a stain on their psychies..

And probably one in their panties as well.

Looking at their hygiene habits I think that would come as no surprise..

Dollar Shave Club need to take their campaign to social media.. An untapped gold mine waits there, as a lot of these guys are due for their first shave..

I hear that California now wants to secede.. Hell yeah..

So do we.. For two different reasons..

You know, this shit just might work out yet..

November 9, 2016: And I guess you are here looking for a fishing report..

Fishing is good..

The lights in the Bendele house were on later than they have been in ten years last night.. And I made a Jack and Coke at 2:30..

Didn't know I still had it in me..

My phone and e-mail are blowing up this morning.. And I guess a lot of you did not stay up till it was all over last night..

Or you wouldn't have been texting and calling me at 7:00!!!!

I'm not sure what immediate effect Trump will have on America.. But even my arthritis in not hurting this morning..

I am overjoyed to see the Clinton regime kicked to the curb.. And I think they'll get along just fine..

I was watching Fox News last night, but as things got to the point where there was a possibility that Trump might/could win, I had to switch over to the Clinton News Network and CNBC or whatever that Hillary channel is to see the reactions of the talking heads as returns started to come in..

And if you did not do some channel surfing you certainly missed out.

I thought James Carvilles head was going to explode.. And I think a few of the others were secretly promising God, or Buda, or Zeus, or whoever they pray to that they would turn straight if only Hillary could pull it out..

You could have sold some rope for whatever you you wanted to charge..

My favorite scenes all involved water..

Flowing from the eyes of a bunch of Millennials.. And about a hundred other Hillary supporters..

It was a classic..

Am I an asshole for feeling this way.. I don't really give a shit..

Do I think Trump is going to save the world and return us to the 1970's.. (Or whatever your favorite decade was.)


But at least he is an American with American values.. And I do believe that he will put us first.. And maybe remove us some from the globalist mentality..

Which I, and evidently a shit load of other Americans, want badly.

America has always been a beacon to the world.. Carrying much of it on our shoulders, and much of it with our pocketbook.

I don't look for it to stop. But we got some problems to deal with here before fix everybody else's problems.

Or before we go to Mars..

If I had a bunch of money, I'd be buying up all kinds of stock this morning.. Oh shit too late..

Guess the sky is not falling..

But if I were you, I'd be buying some energy company stocks.. Real soon..

One last note.. And it goes back to James Carvilles epic rant on Hillary TV..

He said something like.. "This is the end of everything.. Obammacare.. Dodd Frank.. They're gone!!" I was waiting for him to finish the sentence and add the thirteenth amendment..

What a Jackwagon..

Oh.. And for all you asshole celebrities that promised to leave the country.. I will contribute to your one way bus ticket to hell.. In some other shithole country..

Yall can all kiss my ass..

I gotta go change my flags..

October 31, 2016: Well it's Halloween, and there is a lot of stuff to scared of.. But not necessarily around here.. Unless you are getting scared of getting finned by a fish..

Now that's a possibility.. Hell that's likely..

Very good numbers of fish were reported in the last few days, including some whoppers and several ten pounders.. Including these fish caught by Sarah and Joe Rich.

I guess you can figure out which one is which.. They also had a few other good fish. They were fishing with John Adami..

I have not posted much fish porn lately.. Guess mostly because I am too lazy or because you have seen it all before.. I have seen a lot of nice fish pics lately..

And I promise that I will start posting more of em..

Sometimes though I think we get too obsessed with big fish. Yeah I get it.. People don't drive a thousand miles to come catch two pounders.. Well not a lot of folks do.

They come to Falcon to catch a replicated wall hanger.. And for good reason.. We still probably put out more ten pounders than any lake in the country.. Even with our recycling periods of woods and water.

Fishing the last week has been really good. Stable water levels, low winds, and awesome temperatures have activated both fish and fishermen.

Even I caught about twenty yesterday in a few hours. Including a four pounder.. Which has been big for me lately.

You are probably getting bored reading the same thing every week.. I am getting bored writing it..

I was throwing a trick worm of all things.. Cause I had one tied on from last week.. I don't think it really matters. I just think you need a darker bait in the darker water.. And anything watermelon based in the clearer water.

It's more about getting around the fish.. And that ain't too hard..

What can I tell you.. Fishing is good.. You can catch em your way.. The weather is nice.. Gas is cheap. (kinda)

If you don't come it is your own fault..

While things are kinda so-so in the busy department around here, I took off a few days last week to screw off a bit..

I took my boat, golf clubs, shotgun, and metal detector with me.. You never know what opportunities may avail themselves once you are out on the road.

And being Medina lake is in my backyard from the ranch, (kinda sorta) a buddy and I spent day and a half on it checking out the growth rates of the fish compared to the spring trip we made up there.

And let me tell you the fish have grown up some and fattened up a lot.

We fished Wednesday afternoon from one till five thirty, and Thursday from nine till two thirty.. And by my best count, we caught one hunnert and twenty six fish. Give or take a dozen..

Most of them were in the twelve to fourteen inch range.. Some smaller, and a few nice chunky keepers that are as scrappy as they are pretty.

And those clear water fish are just beautiful as they come. And it is a bit different than catching fish on Falcon, as you can see em in the water twenty yards away..

We caught a ton of fish that looked just like this..

Joey with a Medina monster..

The cover in the lake is awesome. I am sure it is better that it has been in forty years. And here is a pic of the clarity you can expect.. This floater was back in a cove in eight feet of water..

You probably were not expecting a Medina report.. But let me tell you I am pretty excited about the fishing there.. If you live in SA or anywhere around there, you need to get out there while the weather is nice and get you some..

Fish a small profile bait like the Zoom trick worm or finesse worm on a light weighted hook and have fun. Take a kid out there and they'll be talking about if forever.. It's that easy.. Call me if you want details..

Of course I had to shoot some birds and fill some feeders and take care of a few things at the ranch.. And get out the grinder and stuffer..

We are less than a week from opening day of deer season.. Of course the old Germans where we come from don't talk about deer season..

They talk about deer seasonings..

And I guarantee you there will be smoke billowing out the chimney of the Bendele smokehouse this weekend..

As a fat nanny is bound to get dirty on Saturday morning..

Well if you are still reading then I guess you are starved for entertainment, or your sprinkler system ruined your morning paper..

So I will tell you this.

If you want to catch some meaner than hell bass then you need to get your ass down here. These fish are pumped up and about as feisty as they can get. They already defy the laws of nature when you get one on the end of your string.

You can catch fish shallow or deep, depending on your mood. But the flipping bite is on in the woods.

Lots of folks have asked me if it is time for the fish to run up shallow as the water cools down.

Hell, we have been catching em with ticks on em all summer.. I don't think they can get much shallower..

And for a bank beater like me it is good times..

Still most of the numbers of good fish are coming from marker seven south.. Lots of em holding out in front of the dam..

Jigs and big crankbaits..

Don't forget to vote.. Or you got no right to bitch.. Least that's the way I see it..

It might get interesting before it is over.

October 24, 2016: Nice.. It is about as nice here as you can get it.. Of course I am talking about the weather..

You might want some sleeves early in the morning.. If you are a South Texas boy anyway.. But once the sun shows up it's about as good as it gets.

This week we are supposed to have highs in the mid and upper eighties.. And light south east winds..

Last week we did have a disturbing incident here at Falcon..

A cold front blew in.. And these Falcon fish just do not like north wind and the following high pressure it brings. And we had a couple of sub-par days when it comes to the fishing.

There were a few folks that still did good during the blow but most folks did not.. And that is about normal around here, and to me it is to be expected.. I seen this shit before..

Saturday and Sunday were much improved, and several folks did really good in their club tournaments. Some struggled.. But that's fishing..

The lake is holding steady as of late, with very little fluctuation the last two weeks. We are at 270.98 this morning, within an inch of where we have been for two weeks.

So no problems with the ramps on either end of the lake.. Other than that they are too long..

Water on top of the lake has cleared pretty nicely, but it is still a little off color compared to marker nine south.. I was in the Tigers yesterday and that water looks awesome..

There were a lot of boats out on the north end of the lake.. Mostly fishing trees.. Mostly on the Mexican side.

I talked to a few fishermen today and their results were varied..

Not a lot has changed as far as baits and tactics as of late. The flipping bite is still best on the top half.. Seems like cranks and C-rigs are really good down near the dam.

The square bill bite can be awesome, if you get on a school of fish. Lots of little bass in these groups..

There is also a group of summer hatch fish in the lake.. Some six inchers.. And they will eat whatever they think they can get in their mouth.. Like I have said.. They don't have mirrors.. They do not know how big or how small they are..

So it takes practice for them to figure out what they can eat.. And they'll keep trying..

There are no big tournaments on Falcon till January. But there are three weekends that motel rooms will be scarce for a day or two this spring. Bass Champs is coming twice, and the Bass Federation will be having a big event in February as well..

You can find the dates on my tournament page..

I have started a letter writing campaign to the powers that be in regards to the cormorant problem we have here at Falcon. I have received little feedback so far, but what I have gotten is the standard, "We can't do nothing about it" line..

It is early in the effort, but I really do expect to be stiff-armed, ignored, and considered a pest by those I have written.. If it even makes it to the addressee..

I have heard thru someone I know that knows someone that recently retired from the US Fish And Wildlife service, that there will be no action taken against the Cormorants, and that a moratorium on permits for individuals to control the pests on private waters has been declared.

Well that sounds about like the government..

We are being bullied by idiots who know everything about nature.. And they see it all, from their high-rise offices in some city..

You can kill a baby, but don't you dare kill a cormorant..

The feds don't even know we have cormorants on Falcon. What a crock..

What is aggravating is that the people who know we do, and know the damage they are doing, are content to just sit back and let this travesty occur. Without putting up a fight to protect our Texas waters, the job they were hired to do..

But OH NO the feds are too big and scary to even say anything to..

Somewhere.. Someone.. Has the power to change this bullshit.

They don't have to take my word for it.. Just get your ass down here and look.. And do your million dollar study. Just get started before there are no fish left in the fucking lake!!

We spend millions to stock fish.. We spend millions to study the fish, the habitat, the water quality.. To do angler surveys..

Mega millions to enforce game laws..

But we won't do anything to help out with the biggest problem in the state.. A known problem. A researched problem..

And we're out there writing tickets to people that are using the carcass of a legally caught and processed fish for catfish bait.. What a crock..

How much money has TPWD spent on Zebra Mussels, trying to prevent their spread across the state? What a complete waste of time and resources.

But we got more legislation passed for boat owners to follow.. Too bad TPWD and Border Patrol don't follow the law.. At least not around here..

Whatever level it is on, government has a special way of screwing things up. Please name me one department that is run efficiently and effectively. At any level..

How bout the Department of Transportation.. I saw the other day that they banned the use of the Samsung Note 7 on their Amtrak trains.. Because they are a danger..

Are you shitting me? What's a danger is getting on an Amtrak train..

You know we have laws that will not allow us to dump raw sewage into the lake.. A lake that serves as a drinking water supply for probably a couple million people..

But it is fine for untold thousands of cormorants and pelicans to shit it it every day..

Don't make a lot of sense does it..

I guess we'll just dump some more chlorine it it..

People with a lot of common sense founded this country.. What the hell happened to their genes?

Maybe all that bird shit in the water has changed their genetics and fried their brains..

Come on Texas! It's time to pull your head out of your ass and wake up to the things that are being shoved down our throats..

Before we don't have any semblance of what was Texas left..

Looks like we should have taken our chances with Mexico..

October 18, 2016: It seems that time flies by and it has been over a week since I updated the fishing report. But it seems like it was just last week that I was saying that deer season is about to start..

Last year..

Getting older happens at a faster rate as you get older.. I am sure of it..

One thing that ain't getting old is catching fish.. And we are..

Fishing has remained very good, and some really nice fish have been caught as of late.. If you have been keeping up with my reports, (which hasn't been too tough here lately) then you know that we have been enjoying some of the best fishing that we have had in a few years.. Of course this has been going on for eight months. Or longer, depending on who you ask.

And if you are one of those that keep saying that you need to get down to Falcon, you need to pay heed to yourself. Cause you are not going to find the fishing or the catching any easier anywhere in the state of Texas.

No brag.. Just fact.. Like is often said in Texas.

People tend to think Texans as braggarts.. Well if you're telling the truth.. It ain't bragging..

If you ain't from Texas you might not understand.. But we ain't gonna hold it agin you.. And no, that word was not misspelled..

But back to the fishing..

The gosh darn square bill is still a fish catching son of a gun.. I don't really think that the color is of great importance, if you are around the fish. A trap style bait is just as good.. But it hangs up a lot better and most of em don't float..

Chrome and blue is a great choice..

If you like flippin, and who don't, you can catch a passle of fish from the hardwoods that snake along the river channel on the Mexican side from the Salado to the mouth of Blanco.

Some days the fish want to be so shallow that if they had balls they'd be dragging in the mud.. But usually you can find the somewhere between there and eight feet.. When the sun is out, concentrate on the shady sides of the trees. If I had a dollar for every time I have said that..

And if a tree looks really good, and it is gnarly and sideways and big limbs and maybe a bush close to it and it is making a bunch of shade.. Then flip that bastard ten times because I guarantee you there is a fish or three on that tree.. Get in there between the bark and the sap as I like to say..

And make sure your bait falls right down the tree.. Don't have it sinking back towards you and the boat.. Make it sink straight down the trunk.. Unless these fish are in a chasing mode, and granted, they often are, you are going to leave a lot of fish in there.

But sometimes it makes a hell of a difference..

If you prefer to stay on the Texas side of the lake, then I suggest you fish a bunch of rocks.. Here is where that square bill and deep diving Crankbaits can get you bit.. There is nothing wrong with dragging a soft plastic around those rocks either..

Texas rigged or a kinda short armed Carolina outfit will get you bit..

A senko, lizard, or a baby brush hog are good choices..

There are a lot of good hardwoods to flip in the back of all three creeks in the Tigers.. Follow some creek channels and concentrate on the outside creek bends.. Beat the bark off the trees on those hard bends..

The community holes near the dam are collecting a lot of the better fish these days.. That's why they are community holes. Scrape the rocks with a 6XD or DD-22 or a Deep Spro.. Sooner or later you are going to catch a big fish.. I have seen it too much here lately.. I really believe that it is your best shot at a monster..

Not that you couldn't catch one anywhere, on anything, on any cast.. This is Falcon, after all..

The crappie are going nuts.. If you now where to look.. Limits have been pretty easy on brush piles and concrete and in some places on deeper ledges.. But brush piles have been king..

If you want to go out and whack a bunch of them, give Tom Haralson a call.. He took me last week and we murdered em on some of his brush piles.. That's some fun shit and you can't get any better eating than a fresh fried crappie..

The catfish have been biting as well, and the water is just starting to cool. They will only get better as temps drop and catfish are know as "Fall Guys."

Water temps were still 84° last week when I was in Pierces.. Last time I looked..

Deer season is only a couple of weeks away.. Thanksgiving is only thirty seven days away..

Holy shit the year is about gone.. Again..

We have not really had what you would call a cool front down this way just yet.. We've had some north wind.. And I reckon we are going to get some more on Thursday.. Not a radical change by any means, but before too long we should see our water cool off a bit.

And when it does.. Well you better have some new string on them reels..

Come see us if you get the chance.. I just don't have time to catch all these fish myself...

October 10, 2016: It was a nice weekend around here.. And it appears that this entire week is going to be very pleasant.. If you can believe the forecast.. No rain in sight.. Light winds!

Uvalde Bass Club was in town last weekend, and they whacked them pretty good.. Saturday there was a north wind and it was a bit tough, but yesterday they had great stringers.. Best was about nineteen pounds for three fish.. Second sixteen and change and third right at fifteen..

There were some quality fish caught..

I heard that a lot of the fish were caught a bit deeper, in the ten to fourteen foot range.. I tried some of it yesterday.. But did not have much luck.. I caught mine shallow. Guess that is where my confidence is..

It was as still as Falcon gets yesterday, at least on the north end of the lake. It was almost warm.. When the water gets flat, I rarely catch many fish shallow.. Which makes sense..

Overall the fishing remains good.. Or better..

The Snowbirds are making their way back to Zapata, although there are fewer each year.

And I found out this morning that one of our favorites passed away this week.. If you knew Charlie Harper then I don't have to tell you anything about him.. Good guy.. And if he did not do it all, he did a lot of it..

Rip Charlie.. Our condolences to his wife and family..


On another note.. Or several..

I have not said much lately about politics or the election or kids that are pussies, or colleges that are turning your kids into pussies... If you haven't already..

Or about Pop Culture in general, as if we are so worried about how long Kim's orgasms last.. Or if some starlet has Anorexia..

Last week I heard that some starlet was saved by a miracle procedure.. What did they do.. Stuff a Big Mac down her throat?

What is it about all the commercials these days that have to have the male actor with a three day growth on his chin.. Is that supposed to counter act the pussification of the young kids we have under thirty? Most of em don't have enough hair on their chin to make a wig for a grape..

Or the Professional that is fifty or sixty something that can't get a hardon and needs Viagra but they have totally forgotten how to shave.. If you can afford Viagra, you can afford a freaking razor..

Am I the only one that notices this.. What is it with the sloppiness in America..

I gotta tell you that I have a problem.. I can't figure how to wear an un tucked shirt that looks good.. So I had to cure this problem and make a new shirt.. It wasn't easy.. But we did it..

Are you freaking kidding me? How about tucking in your shirt, you slob.. Untuck it.. GTFO...

Back to the hair.. How come these days we are obsessed with facial hair.. But the beavers have to be clean shaven??

All part of the pussification of America.. I guess these pansy college kids are scared of it if it has a little hair on it..


You can't be macho without a three whisker goatee? Have you seen some of the sports figures? Come on guys.. Your face looks like shit..

If your facial hair was an oats patch, you'd have to plow it up and replant..

Tattoos.. Here we go.. OK an anchor on your bicep was pretty cool.. If you were in the navy..

Covering your body with skulls and snakes.. Not so much.. I don't get it.. Does that mean you are a bad ass?

I don't think you need a giant crucifix on you arm either.. I got two words for you.. James Avery..

When I see a bunch of Tattoos on someone, especially a young kid with shit all across his (or her) neck, it says one thing to me..

"I am willing to work for minimum wage for the rest of my life."


Why do we let the children we make try to destroy us? Why have parents become such pussies? It probably started with my generation.. Or the one just before me..

Make love not war! I agree.. But be sure to tell the other guys..


"Don't do anymore than you have to.." Ah yes.. The motto of the government worker..

The people in this country that strive for mediocrity really piss me off. As do slackers in general..

The presidential candidates.. This is the best we can do?

I realize that this country is split into two groups.. The doers and the takers..

The haves and the have not's.. The difference is that the haves do and the have not's don't..

But that don't make em any less an American.. Or does it?

All we need to do is start a few more government agencies and then there will be no more unemployment.. If they can think up any more acronyms.

I am not saying ALL government employees are this way.. But if you work for the government, you surely know a lot of the people I am talking about..


You know what really pisses me off about people working for the government?

Mostly it's that they'll tell you that they can't do anything about a problem..

But the truth is that they just won't..

Don't rock the boat.. You can't buck the system.. That's not my job.. It's always been that way.. The guy before me always did it this way.. That's not my department..

TPWD for instance..

We can't do anything about the cormorants.. We know that in a few years they are going to decimate the bait population on your lake.. We know all about the birds.. We know how much they eat, and what they eat.

But we ain't gonna do shit about it..

You know why? Cause it ain't my job...

We have a bunch of skinny small fish.. You know why? Because the water is low, there is no place for the fish, or the baitfish to hide.. The fish are having to chase their ass (and bellies) off to eat what baitfish the cormorants have not already scarfed up..

And if there ain't ten thousand birds in this flock on top of the lake, then there ain't any..

How many pounds of fish can ten thousand cormorants eat in a day?

This lake has a cancer.. It's malignant..

But they ain't gonna treat it.. We'll just let it die a slow death..

Those black birds are cute..

I'm going to go open a bottle of Jack Daniel's.. And get my barrel threaded..

October 7, 2016: It has been hottern blazes around here with high humidity.. But it is supposed to cool off just in time for the weekend.. Thank goodness..

Fishing was good this morning I hear.

I have been trapped in here trying to finish up this Brazil Peacock story.. I might add a few things but I reckon I'm about done as it is gonna get..

If you have some time you can read it here..

I'm about typed out..

Come see us!

October 5, 2016: Things got a little busy on me the last few days and I ain't been able to get to the computer.. And on top of that I made a quick trip to the ranch to take care of a few things.. Deer season is coming quick after all..

Last week fishing here on Falcon was pretty darn good, and I am sure you saw the results posted below from the Sun Country tournament. I still do not have final results from the Bass Federation tourney, so if someone reads this that has them, please forward them to me.

But I can tell you that they caught them pretty good as well.

And while I am talking about these tournaments, I would like to take time to thank all of you who stopped by for stopping by.. We appreciate your business.. Thank you very much..

And while I am on the issue of thanks, I'd like to thank all of you who stop by all the time.. Even if you stop in just to give us some shit.. We like it.. But expect some in return.. But I figure you know that by now..

It has been a pretty great summer around here, and one certainly cannot bitch about the number of fish caught.. It has been good, and a lot of days awesome.. It is not at all unusual for two fellers in a boat to catch fifty fish by early afternoon.. Some over achievers have done a lot better..

Allot of these fish are schoolies from twelve to sixteen inches long.. But then there is always that number of em that surprise you just about the time you think they're all small.

The fish are still overwhelmingly shallow, with the vast majority of fish being caught in less than ten feet of water.. Many in less than six.

It has been a flippers paradise all summer, as the hardwoods have been loaded with fish.. Still are.

Water temps are falling, and there is a lot of eighty degree and a little under water temps out there.. And with the daylight hours on the wane, and certainly cooler temps to follow, It won't be too long till I am bitching about water temps that are too cool.. But not for a little while..

And in the mean time it should continue to be lights out around here..

There are no more "big" tournaments scheduled around here till after the first of the year, when Bass Champs comes to town on January 21st.

So you don't have to worry about bumping into any big crowds this fall.

Uvalde Bass Club will be here this weekend.. Welcome back..

There is just not a bad way to fish right now, and I do believe you could put on a blindfold, walk in the store, and whatever you touch first you can catch fish on.. I have been saying it for quite a while..

There is no better fishing in the state of Texas..

A lot of good fish were caught last week on spinnerbaits.. Chartruse and white seemed to be the predominant color combo. From big Jo Baby's to little War Eagles, they all caught fish..

A jig is also a great flipping or deep water bait.. Crankbaits are catching big numbers shallow.. And big fish deep..

Come get you some..


I have been tied to the whippin' post as of late, but I am about caught up and in the next few days I will post my version of what happened in Brazil..

No, I am not talking about the President getting impeached.. I'm talking about the Peacock Bass fishing trip..

In actuality my fingers are just returning to normal and I am getting back feeling in my wrists..

They say it took Liston a few weeks to recover after Clay whipped his ass in 64..

Although I wouldn't have screwed with either one of em..

Hell I'm doing pretty good for an old fart..

See you soon..

September 30, 2016: Final from Sun Country. Weights are for NINE fish!


September 30, 2016: I told you I'd keep you up to date on the Sun Country tournament. But things got a little busy yesterday afternoon.. And this morning.. Well I had to go fishing..

Here's the results of Sun Country after two days.. This is a six fish total!!

September 29, 2016: I have been busier than a mortician in Tombstone this week, with the two tournaments going on, and trying to dig out from the stuff that needs doing since I have been gone. I have come to believe that just because you go on vacation, that don't mean that you are going to do any less work.. Unless you're elected..

I'm spread thinner than one-ply shit paper..

I promised to keep you up on what is happening with the tournaments, and so far only one day of competition has taken place. The Sun Country boys and girls are fishing a three fish format, and after day one, twenty one pounds and change is leading.. Eighteen something is in second, and there are a whole bunch of stringers in the twelve to fifteen pound range.

A seven pound average for the lead after day one is about what I expected.. I hear their big fish was an eight something.. Of course I heard of the ones that got away.. Sounds just like when I fished tournaments back in the day..

I was always the worlds best pre-fisherman..

The Bass Federation fellows don't start fishing for real till tomorrow.. But some of them say they are on good fish.. We'll see soon enough..

Nobody is telling me a lot of stuff.. But a bunch of chatterbait's that have been hanging on the wall for months are starting to run thin. I'm just sayin'...

Everybody is catching fish.. Not all of em are big.

I've been too busy to pursue a few things I need to follow up on, like the fish kill in the Veleno.. But there are some things in the works..

I need to start a war (on paper and digitally) on the cormorants.. This shit is getting ridiculous.. I'll need your help..

I have a good start on the Peacock Bass story.. But it is getting pretty wordy.. Might turn into a novel.. Anyway, charge up your I-pad cause it is going to take a few trips to the crapper to get it all read..

Tommy will be back today, Lord willin, and I'll have a bit more time to work on it.. But he's planting oats, shredding senderos, and filling feeders.. So I ain't messin' with him..

I'll keep you posted on the tourney results.. But for now I gotta get back to work...


Perfect weather.. Wish I was fishing...

September 26, 2016: Lotsa miles have passed under my ass since I last sat in front of this keyboard.. Lotsa miles..

And if you know my luck in airports, then you know I spent some trying hours in a couple of em the last few days..

Have I ever said I hate American Airlines? More on that at a later date..

I got in very late last evening because someone spit on a runway in Dallas.. But here I am today back at it and trying to catch up on a lot of stuff I need to get one.. Got it coming my way.


First off I'd like to say that the fish are still biting here on Falcon.. Biting good..

At least they were before it rained five inches in the last eve and night.. And I mean it rained.. No way a lot of that water could have ended up in a gauge..

It rained all over the lake and heavy in Mexico as well up the Salanaias arm.. Lots of water running in locally and some water in the river.. It is a bit hard to tell right now but I am going to guess that we will catch a foot or a foot and a half in the next week.. Some of the river gauges are screwed up so I am guessing a bit.. But we could get more if we get another round of rain..

We came up nine inches in the last fifteen hours.. That's a lot of local rain!!

This week we have the Sun Country Bass Club championship tourney going on here at Falcon.. About forty boats.. They are in practice time today and tomorrow, and fish for the cash and goodies on Wednesday-Friday..


We also have the SE Texas Bass Federation Championship going on this week.. They are also open for practice and their competition days are Friday and Saturday.. They will have about twenty boats in town.

One note of interest.. The parking lot at the County Ramp is currently a disaster with the torrential rain we had yesterday.. It is washed out bad near the ramp so be careful in the parking area to the west.. BIG washouts!!

The county will fix it ASAP but it is a quagmire right now.. I will gently remind them tomorrow.. So for now you will have to walk a ways.. But it is no Diablo East..

I am not getting a lot of feedback on where and what right now.. These tournament fishermen ain't telling me a lot.. But good numbers are reported.. But then again; I just got back.. And I have not talked to a lot of folks today just yet.. Some folks are hitting town as we speak..

But from what I have heard, and talking to my brother, the fish are still on the chomp..

We will certainly have a bit of dirty water in backs of creeks, and down the Rio Grande a bit on top of the lake. Just when it was starting to look good after the last rain..

But it's not gonna stop the fish from biting..

I am not sure when I am going to get back on the water, but it will probably be late this week. I am about fished out.. For a day or two..


I will be working on a story about the Amazon Peacock trip.. And it will be pretty intensive.. Give me a day or two or three and I'll churn it out..

But suffice it to say it was good.. Better than good.. The old salts on the trip said it was one of the best trips in the last five years.. So I got lucky..

Lotsa details to come, but briefly I'll tell you that I caught the shit out of em.. Well all of us did.. But I had a good trip.

I personally caught a dozen or more fish over ten pounds, to include several twelves, three or four thirteens, a fifteen, a seventeen, and a twenty point twenty three pounder.. (20.23)

When these fish hit a top water it sounds like someone dropped a watermelon out of a helicopter.. It will scare the crap out of you..

The boat was awesome, and the folks at Speed's have their shit together.. Great food as well the guides and staff were awesome..

Here's a couple of pics of fish I caught.. After you catch a few, you quit taking pics of the ten and twelve pounders..

Here's a good pic of a seventeen I caught on day four..

And here's the twenty from day five..

I think I am going back...

I'll keep you updated on what the guys are doing here on Falcon in the two tourneys later this week..

It should be good!

September 15, 2016: Well I have about two hours before I head to the Laredo International Airport.. World's greatest.. Arrive forty five minutes before your flight.. No problem.. Especially if your just taking carry on..

One of the benefits of living in small town.. Hey.. Once you're past security you're past security.. No Trusted Traveler card needed.

Things remain status quo around here.. If it's working, don't fix it.. Fish are being caught all over the lake, and a man does not have to leave the Veleno if he doesn't want to..

Consistent better quality fish seem to be coming from the south end of the lake.. I'm not saying you won't catch a whopper up here.. But the south has been better.

You better tie on a chrome something that you can cast far and reel fast and shallow.. There are a lot of schooling fish out there.. A Red Eye Shad comes to mind..

The big alligator gar have showed up like they always do in September and October.. They are fat and full of eggs.. There have been some bigguns shot and caught lately, so if you are into bowfishing, and you want to whack a monster, now is a good time. The last few days the conditions have been perfect.. Hot and fairly still.. And the bigguns are rolling..

Whatever shirt you wear will be a sweatshirt..

It may be cooling off where you live, but down here summer is still in control. So be prepared for the heat, and Mr. humidity down here right now..

There was a little rain on the river between Amistad and and us earlier this week, and there is a bit of water in the river.. I think that we'll catch three or four inches this weekend if they don't let it out..

That is not much, but we are at a weird level where it will not hurt a few ramps around here.. Like Beacon and the state park.. Both of which are working, but will work better..

Well I'm packed up and will be out of here at 8:30..

I'll see yall in about ten days.. Lord willin..


September 13, 2016: The wind has given us a bit of a reprieve, and the last two days have been really nice to fish.. Well.. Sunday was zero wind and high humidity in the am.. So it was pretty sticky out there.

But when you are whacking em it don't bother you near as bad..

A buddy and I caught I don't know how many fish on Sunday.. But we had to catch forty or fifty on one spot.. Nothing over three pounds in that batch, but tons of mean pound and a half fish. Some skinny ones in the batch as well..

We had a double on the first casts of the day.. And it really didn't slow down when we quit..

These fish are having to chase hard for food in open water. And frankly I don't like the looks of a bunch of em.

We caught so many fish on Sunday that we went back yesterday. It was not as good as Sunday but it was still excellent fishing Although we did fish a few spots that had no biting fish on them, even though the graph was lit up like a Christmas tree.

We also fished some humps in the Tigers that I had not been to in ages, just because the conditions were so nice.. At least there was a little breeze to keep you cool.. But the humps we worked were pretty barren of fish. Biting ones anyway..

The majority of fish we caught both days were chasing bait off the main river channel. And most of the fish came on a square bill or trap style bait. I wore all the chrome off the front of a chrome/blue Red Eye Shad..

But you could have probably thrown a toaster out there and caught em..

If you want a chance at a bigger fish, you probably need to be down near the dam. Fishing those humps and ledges with a crankbait or dragging a big plastic can get you bit in a big way.

There were several tens caught down there last weekend. One guy caught two on consecutive casts.. Some days you're golden..

The same ol cranks are still producing.. The 6XD and the Norman DD-22 are working best.

Speaking of Norman, Pradco has finally got production rolling, and I am starting to get back a lot of my inventory.. Call me if you are looking for a color you can't find.. I may have gotten it in..

The catching here is as good as it has been in a long time.. And of course the flipping bite is still strong as well.. Come get you some.

I'll tell you what else is in high numbers down here.. The cormorants.. There is the biggest flock of birds I have ever seen hanging out between marker nine and ten.

Of course all the birds had two to four chicks in the nest last year, so what would one expect..

It is easy pickin's for these bastards with no brush to speak of in the lake. You should see em herding the bait.. It is unreal..

I wonder if anything will ever be done about these predators.. There has to be ten thousand in this flock..

Wonder how many fish they eat a day..

But year after year these worthless pieces of shit are ignored by PAW.. The Feds don't even know these birds exist..

I guess we're just screwed..

Speaking of PAW, they are coming down here today to do a fish kill count behind the Veleno bridge..

That's rich.. Being the kill happened two weeks ago..

The contractor has finally cut a ditch in the dam, although I have no idea how deep the water on the east side of the bridge leading to it is. It is about six feet deep on the west side where this pic was taken. Note the pipe at bottom right of ditch..

I have a few really good friends at PAW.. And I know a whole lot more of them.

And it hurts me to say this, but if PAW as a whole was one of my buddies, I would kidnap him and stage an intervention.

Because the dysfunction and disservice and lack of response to critical issues is just beyond me.

What the hell are they doing there??

I know a lot of you think, "Well the fishing is good at so and so lake.. They must be doing a good job.."

We need Toto to pull the curtain back..

PAW is a government agency, filled with all the politics one could imagine, and employees learn at an early age to not rock the boat, or you're going no where in your career.

And their biggest concern is credibility with the public, while they generate all kinds of feel good articles and news releases about all the good they are doing..

And 95% of outdoor writers in Texas are complicit with them as well..

When is the last time you saw a critical piece in any publication?

But you don't get to hang out with the big dogs if give em fleas..

BTW.. Be on the lookout for the grand announcement that the Sharelunker season is just around the corner..

I am not saying that PAW does not do some things well.. But it could do a lot of things a whole lot better.

I'm not holding my breath..

There has been some good rains in the Mexican mountains, and a bit on the watershed between us and Del Rio. We need one bad ass hurricane to go right up the Sea of Cortez, and camp out just south west of Big Bend.

The lakes are prime for flooding on the Conchos.. One more good storm could make it happen.. I've got my fingers crossed..

Well I am 48 hours away from heading to Brazil for my first Peacock Bass fishing trip. I'm starting to get a little jacked up.. Had to switch to Decaf..

Of course I am going with Ron Speed Adventures, and I am sure that the accommodations, food, and service will be top shelf. They have been doing this shit for decades and they got it figured out..

That's about as close to an advertisement as you'll see on this site.. But they've got me addicted to the western Mexico lakes for sure..

I will be doing a straight from the hip report on the trip when I get back.. I'll take lots of pics..

I wanna see some of them Amazon women I have heard about all my life.. They say they can skin a monkey with one hand and fight off piranha while their kids are swimming with just a stick..

Maybe I'll see Tarzan swinging thru the trees.. If I drink enough rum..

In any case it should be a hoot.. I'll be back about the 26th..

We'll talk then if not before!

September 9, 2016: The wind has been blowing pretty good this week, but it looks like we will get a reprieve just in time for the weekend. In case you're interested.. There haven't been many folks down this week..

Although the fishing is excellent.

If you like throwing a squarebill, or otherwise shallow running crankbait, then you need to come get you some of this stuff.. Rockpiles and points have been loaded up with fish on many days. Most days.. Hell every day if you figure the pattern out..

And it ain't too hard..

Rock and wind are your friends; although one poorly situated, or the other in excess can prove to be a problem.

But wind blowing over or on rocks is currently a sweet recipe for catching a lot of fish.

I know you have heard of folks catching fifty or even a hundred fish lately.. Well I am here to tell you that that is absolutely...


It has been common as of late for a two or three man boat to catch forty, sixty and even a hundred fish in a day.

Granted a lot of these fish are small, and a lot of them are undersized on the keeper scale.. But a bunch of em ain't..

For those of you who like probing the depths, there's something for you here as well. You are likely not going to catch as many fish.. But you could get on one of them schools of little fish out there deep and catch a boat load .

There have been several ten pounders caught in the last ten days and a bunch of good solid fish as well.

If you like fishing that deep water, a big billed crankbait that can get down there will catch you a bunch of fish. The 6XD or the DD-22 are good choices. A Carolina rig or a big fluke Texas rigged have also caught a lot of fish.

All those community holes that everyone fishes down south.. Well they're community holes for a reason.. And they got fish on em.. I hear it was really busy down there last weekend..

Now is a good time to be here, if you are not dove hunting this weekend instead.

There are not a lot of people here for a few reasons.

The SA Metro tourney is at Amistad in October, and most all clubs from SA are holding their monthly September tourneys out there to prefish for next month.

Sun Country is holding their championship here the last week of this month, and they are in off limits mode as of last Monday.

The SE region of Texas Bass Federation is holding their championship here as well the last weekend of the month, and they are now off limits too..

So that leaves the lake all to me.. And you..

Dove season started down here last weekend as well, but as per rules in the special white wing season.. You know em if it pertains to you.. Some birds around but you needed to be close to a feeding area.. SOS..

Water is everywhere, so the birds are a bit scattered..

Archery deer season is less than a month away.. Hell, fall must be on the way.. But it don't seem like it around here yet..

Overall we have had a nice summer.. We did have a two week inferno, but the streak got broken by some nice rains and it has been pretty nice as of late.

You gotta remember that a hundred degrees is no big deal around here. That is what we call normal. And it can happen from February thru September.. And October ain't out of the question either..

We have had 26.35 inches of rain here at the shop this year, and hearing that you'd think that we would have not lost much water. But the valley did not fare as well and they sucked us like a lollypop.. We are currently at 268.97, or 32.23 feet low.. And that's after catching a couple of feet last week..

So when you Snowbirds get down here, the lake is going to look a lot different than it did when you left..

One thing I'll mention is that the lakes on the Concho river in northern Mexico, and its tributaries, have caught a lot of water this summer. And some water is being released from Luis Leon as we speak into the Rio Grande, and it hits the river right at Presidio in Big Bend.. It is not a lot of water, but it is some.. I am not sure how long they will release it, but Amistad will catch some water in the next few days.

Amistad has caught several feet of water in the last six weeks, but they have not passed any of it along to us. If anything their releases are lower this year than last..

We need a couple more good hurricanes to come up the Baja in the Pacific and finish the job. The one that just went by stayed too far west.. Pray for more.. It could have been awesome..

I have said it many times that we will not fill up till Amistad does.. That's just the way it works. We can catch five or maybe even ten feet with a real flood between us and Del Rio.. But you will not see the lake fill up from a hurricane in the gulf.. It just won't happen.. Real water gains come from the Conchos in Mexico..

The stench from the fish kill has about subsided, as the birds and coons have done their work.

Some folks think that this was no big issue, and that we'll recover just fine..

That might be true.. But you are still idiots.

Why would you think that a fish kill is a good thing? You gar lovers will be glad to know that they're the only thing that survived back there for the most part..

There has been a ditch cut in the dam that separates the two sides. I do not know how deep the water is in the ditch. Maybe I'll get a chance to check it out this weekend..

Sharelunker season is only three weeks away, and I don't know about you, but I can hardly contain myself.

From writing something shitty about it..

PAW had a couple of high level meetings, trying to come up with some new innovations to make the program more palatable to a lot of fishermen that may have seen the light in the last few years..

But facts are facts, and just because you bring a couple million dollars worth of salaries together you can't come up with a cure for a terminal patient.. You can't change nature and make a bunch of big fish appear..

And until people think that their fish IS going to survive, that the biggest of the fish ARE getting bigger, and that the science backs up what PAW has been saying is true, well I don't think things are going to get better for Sharelunker..

Of course we all know that Sharelunker has not produced one thirteen pound fish.. And even if it did, big Whoppeee.. We got thirteen pound fish already..

Not many. And don't look for a bunch again this year.. Or the next five..

If I was a bookie I'd put the submitted number at four.. Could probably get some action both ways on that one..

You know, PAW could help themselves, (either that or put the SL program out of business) if they published the data from the study that was supposedly started about five years ago, that was supposed to show that SL offspring grow faster than PURE FLORIDA BASS..

I'm not talking about the study that showed that SL fish grow faster than native fish.. So don't confuse the two..

Everybody knows pure Floridas grow faster than a run of the mill largemouth here in Texas.. Even if they have a percentage of Florida in them.. And most do in Texas these days..

Of course that percentage varies greatly.. You'd be hard pressed to find many pure Northern's in any of our lakes I'd guess..

But we were promised a study between the two years ago and we still have not seen it..

We were also promised data from the early Sharelunker years.. Ain't seen that either..

My guess is that this study, if it happened, showed, or would show that the growth rates of SL fish were similar to a pure Florida..

But honestly, my belief in PAW's credibility right now has reached an all time low.. And I can't say I'd believe em if they came out and said, "The SL's grow faster!"

Cause we both know they're both nothing but a pure Florida fish..

Truth be told, here's what ought to happen..

For five years, suspend all shocking surveys, angler data/opinion collection surveys, and habitat study's, that are not specifically in response to an event.

You can do this research online and on the phone..

Take the millions you save and buy fish.. And stock.. You stock the lakes where conditions are good.. Don't waste money putting fish where you know they won't do well. I'm not talking about just bass. Build up the biomass..

Of couse you'd have to fight the politics involved.. And theyr'd be a lot of it..

Not every lake can grow giant bass.. But they are good for sailboats or something.. But we ain't talking about that, we are talking about trying to grow big bass..

You already know what the habitat and water levels are after a ten minute look at the internet..

Quit putting non native trout in city ponds to feed the cormorants..

Kill some freaking cormorants and kill every grass carp you can find..

Introduce vegetation, including hydrilla in some of our larger reservoirs.. Specifically Falcon..

That is if you want to grow fish...

Grass equals Bass.. It even rhymes..

Growing bass is a matter of water, cover, and food. You put me in charge of the water here on Falcon, and I'll grow you some Texas fishing that'd make you shit your pants..

Of course the people down in valley and at Amistad won't like it...

Come see us.. And get your line stretched.. You ain't gonna find any better fishing in Texas.. Even as screwed up as things are!

September 6, 2016: You know every now and then, it seems that you get in a mood that is probably not beneficial to anyone, especially yourself.. And when I say you get in a mood, I'm talking about me.. Of course I have to believe that I am not the only one that gets off on a tangent every once and a while..

I consider myself a fairly level headed guy, with a bit of common sense, and a sense of duty to speak out when I see something that is:


should be illegal,


fraught with waste,


designed by idiots,

run by idiots,

digested by idiots with no question as to why something is the way it is,

and accepted as fact because just somebody said it is.

I also get bent out of shape by people who strive for mediocrity, do the minimum to get by, are scared to take a stand for what they believe in, and are rarely informed enough to know why they believe in what they believe in.

It seems that a lot, and I mean a lot, of people have no freaking idea about anything.

As long as their phone keeps working..

My dad used a saying for years, that went; "He's too dumb to pour piss out of a boot with the directions on the heel.."

If he only knew how their numbers have grown..

Doing the bare minimum these days seems to have become the norm. An art form..

Being a slacker has now become accepted, and most companies categorize them as an average employee..

Probably because the managers are slackers too..

Since when does the employee get to set the standards for what is actually done at work..

Why does the employee get to set the wage?

You're gonna tell me that I need to pay you fifteen dollars an hour to flip burgers? Or sweep floors?

Why does going to work for someone mean that they have to provide you with healthcare?

And a retirement plan?

I guess it is all part of the Nanny state we have evolved into..

I think it sucks..

If you are worth a shit at what you do, you won't be making minimum wage too long.. If you show some effort and initiative it might surprise you where it would get you..

Yeah but shit.. If I do that then they will want me to do more and take on some responsibilities..

Nah.. But I want my fifteen..

And what really cracks me up is the hate that the slackers have for those that have busted it.. And made it..

Poetic justice..

Well what got me in this mood was the big fish kill that occurred behind the bridge here in Zapata. And the apathy that went into it before, and now after it happened..

Nobody gives a shit..

I had been talking to the contractor, Anderson Columbia, for months about the potential for a fish kill behind the bridge. And about how important it was to get a water passage at bottom depth of the creek, bigger than a straw, so fish could escape in the event of hot, low, or bad water conditions.

I documented the conditions many times, as a free and easy passage for the aquatic wildlife had not existed in months. And I blame this on the contractor, who purely and simply shortcuted the requirements for same. And according to TX DOT, a part of the contract requires allowances for aquatic passage.

Before the dam across the Veleno was built, I was told by the contractor that they were going to put down three large pipes on the bottom of the creek, and build the road over it..

Yeah.. So much for that..

TX DOT also dropped the ball because evidently they didn't give a shit about the fish either..

Oh they paid me a bunch of lip service, and did nothing.. Certainly nothing to help the situation..

TPWD did nothing either.. A few e-mails were sent, and we brought attention to the problem..

All these agencies are good at sending e-mails.. But they suck at getting anything done..

They had a big meeting out here last week. After there were thousands of dead fish.. I am sure there were people in positions with initials and acronyms after their names in attendance..

But no locals were invited.. Or permitted..

Yep.. That'll help..

I am sure they got right to the root of the problem..

If this had happened at Lake Fork, I bet TPWD would have been jumping thru their ass.. Assigning blame, and requiring restitution..

But being it is only Falcon... Well nobody really gives a shit..

September 2, 2016: Well I don't know about you, but for me sometimes there just ain't enough time to get it all done.. And it is not that we are that busy around here, at least not in the store.. But I got a lot of irons in the fire..

I went to the ranch for a few days to ride the tractor.. And I got out of town without posting a report before I left..

But I want to squelch the rumor of my demise.. I'm still here..

I have been fighting with everyone from the Pope on down about getting the water behind the Veleno bridge connected to the rest of the lake..

I didn't have any luck.. And now we have thousands of dead fish on the bank.. Like I warned them about.. But everybody knows better than me..

I guess what they should have told me was to just shut the hell up.. This is Zapata and rules that apply in the real world really don't matter here.. So it is no big deal that a shitload of fish died..

Not to mention the stench in the area.. And the potential health hazards..

I am sure I will be told a line of bullshit and that the contractor will not have to pay for the dead fish. But if I killed em I would have had to pay restitution out the wazoo.. Along with the charges associated with the fish kill..

On another note..

The fish are still biting good, at least the ones on the outside of the Veleno bridge..

The water is clearing on the upper lake, and fishing the hardwoods along the river channel is still good.. We caught about 20" of water out of the last rain event, and it brought a lot of silt and sand with it. But it is falling out of suspension slowly, and the water quality is improving day by day.

My last report contains all you need to know about the fishing.. Nothing has changed and you can catch fish from the Salado to the dam..

Deeper baits on deep rocks down south are producing fish.. You can catch shallow fish anywhere.. Literally..

I am home alone for the next week and today I have sold a ton of new licenses.. My feet hurt.. And I am sure it is only going to get worse.. The state should buy me some high dollar insoles for my shoes.. Being I am selling their licenses for free.. With a shitty interface they call a sales terminal..

I guess that is enough bitching for one day..

I will be talking about the fish kill more in the near future you can bet.. I am a little pissed.. Since I have been talking, pleading, begging for some common sense approach to connecting the water bodies at the Veleno bridge..

This is total bullshit.. If I'd of killed this many fish I'd be in jail..

August 23, 2016: Well all the talk around here is about water.. And how much are we going to get.

Not enough is my answer..

We had a hell of a rain event just north and east of us, and all that water ends up in the far reaches of the Veleno. And it has swollen the Veleno, behind the dirt dam that the bridge builders have built, to a level that probably would have topped it, if they hadn't cut a ditch in it yesterday.

I have been on the contractors ass, via their superintendent all the way up to state representatives, to get them to lower the pipe between the two water bodies, so fish could escape back to the lake before we had a giant fish kill back there. Which they were supposed to do before they ever built the dam across the creek in the first place.

Long story short, for now that problem has been averted.. We'll see what happens in the next few weeks.. Although a good number of fish did die last week..

Only in Zapata..

As of this morning, we have caught about one foot of water on the lake proper. Looking at the river, which I watch daily, and have for the last twenty five years, I just don't see a big rise in our near future. If we get two more feet I will be surprised.

But in any case, we'll certainly take what we can get.. Who knows how long we'll hold it.. We are a long way from having water in the thickets that are good for survival of the fry, come spawn time..

Over the weekend we had about 6.25 inches of rain right here at the shop.. Some places that I described earlier got up to ten inches, most of which fell on Friday and Saturday. Sunday night we got another 1.30, and it fell out of the sky in a hurry..

Of course this followed the big rains we got the weekend before.. The ground was, and is, wet..

Here's a pic of the inlet side of the pipe under the dirt dam at the Veleno, taken last week.. Hardly allowing for what one would call aquatic passage. Maybe a crawfish could have made it..

Here's a pic of the outlet taken yesterday..

That's about a six foot pipe.. And the water on the other side of the dam was about 18 inches from the top of the dam when this pic was taken.. Maybe less..

Like I said.. Only in Zapata.. These guys are damn lucky the water did not top that dam and wash it out..

The river is dirty all the way down past marker ten, and the muddy water is probably going to make it near marker nine, if history is any indication.. There are still some clear pockets of water in the Veleno around the boat ramp, and in the back of creeks like Diablo and School Bus. Once you get past marker nine, the water is decent looking, and downright beautiful as you go south.

The fishing has remained excellent thru this little water rise, and rockpiles and points are where it's at for numbers of fish. Of course you can catch a giant any time your bait is in the water, whether it is deep or shallow.

We have been having a bunch of fun.

A squarebill is a must have around here, and if you don't have one tied on, you are screwing up. And if you have one tied on, and don't throw it.. Well Like Ron White says.. "You can't fix stupid.."

One of my favorite quotes, that didn't come from my my Dad, my Uncles, or former employers is from Albert Einstein.

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.."

Never truer than today..

The deep rocks down south, and I'm talking about the community holes that everyone talks about, are still putting out some fish. Some folks are doing better than others down there.. But I guess that is pretty common.

The rip rap on the dam itself has fish on it as well. A swimbait tickled along the rock has caught some fish lately I hear.. But I just can't bring myself to do that..

Hell I haven't bee south of the Tigers in months.. Fishing up here has been too easy.. And I like easy..

Speaking of the Tigers, they have been fishing decent as well. And I hear that there has been a lot of crappie caught down there lately as well.. I don't have anything as far as locations, but I have talked to some locals that are wearing them out..

I talk to people from all over the state every week. And from what I am hearing we are fishing better than any place I have heard from. And for the most part, it ain't too hard to figure out.. Even if you are a newbie down here..

You may have heard of the movie, 'Earth Girls are Easy..' Well so are Falcon bass..

Don't forget that your fishing license is about to expire.. Probably anyway.. New licenses are now available at your local retailers.. No price increases this year..

Dove season starts in a little over a week, and to a lot of us, it is a big deal. I love to fish but wing shooting is about as much fun as anything I have ever done with my boots on.

I did not go to Argentina this year, so I am a bit itchy to get out and whack some Texas birds. Populations are good but spotty around here it seems. Water features will not be as good as some years, around here any way, as there is still going to be a lot of standing water in Zapata county opening weekend.

My Daddy always said, "It can be dryer than a popcorn fart, but come the dove opener there'll be water in every cow track."

Happened more times than not..

I'm getting ready to go to Brazil and chase some Peacock Bass in a few weeks, and I gotta admit that I am starting to get a little geeked up. I have never been and I hope the happen matches the hype. In any case it will be a new experience for me and that in itself should be fun.

I know everybody takes big stuff down there to fish with, and I have received a million suggestions from folks as to what to take and what to throw. But like every newbie I reckon I will have figure it out as I go.

I am going with Ron Speed Adventures of course, and even if the fishing sucks, which I don't think is possible, I know the accommodations and and the food will be awesome..

And I will certainly be doing a no holds barred report on that trip when I get back..

Well get your ass down here and catch some fish.. Unless you got a brand new girlfriend you got nothing better to do..

Hell.. Bring her along and do both!

August 19, 2016: The wind is back and the rain is gone.. For now.. But one thing that has not changed is the biting fish.. They're still at it.. Although the early bite is a bit funky with the full moon..

Some of yall think I am moon crazy, but that big bright ball of rat cheese has a lot of effects on a lot of stuff that inhabits this third rock from the sun.. Not to mention mankind itself..

I had a buddy that was a JP back in Medina county, and he said he pronounced more folks dead around the full moon than any other time of the month. And on the full moon night in particular..

I believe him.. And I ain't even a werewolf or nothin'..

Some folks always argue with me about the spawn being more intense during the full moon cycle.. But I have seen it too many times to be a moon denier..

The moon moves a lot of things.. Anything that can move oceans is a bad SOB in my book..

I have a giant cast iron black kettle that has been in our family for.. Well I don't know how long.. But I remember seeing it at a very young age at my grandpas, and my Daddy said that it was around as long as he could remember..

It's a big son of a bitch and it really takes two growed men to move it.. And a half a cord of wood to bring it full of water to boil.. You could wash a Volkswagen in it.. I mean in it..

We used to cook for a lot of large events.. Weddings.. Conventions.. Meetings.. Picnics.. You name it.. I didn't cook for a quinceanera till I got down here..

But in any case, my Dad used to always say that if the moon was shrinking, you could cook thirty pounds of beans in that pot.. But if it was growing, you could only cook twenty eight..

I took me a few years to believe him.. But it is true..

An old German tradition was to always get your hair cut when the moon was shrinking.. Not growing.. Cause it won't grow as fast..

There's certain vegetables that you only plant during a shrinking or near dark of the moon.. Like Taters.. Or carrots.. If it grows underground, plant it when the moon is dark..

If it grows on top of the ground, plant it when the moon is bright.. Green beans, corn.. Yada yada yada..

Yall didn't know I was a Moonologist did you..

I even dated a Moonie back in the seventies.. She was a little weird, but she could lick her eyebrows.. But I digress..

In any case, the moon has a lot of growing and swelling effects on a lot of things..

I had a girlfriend once that said we could only do it during the dark of the moon. For obvious reasons..


I wonder if the approaching full moon is what caused the olympic swimmers to go batshit crazy over in Rio.. What in the world could have possibly possessed a group of talented, famous, wealthy, gold medallists to go gangsta on a bathroom, and make up a cock and bull story about being robbed at gunpoint..

I think they need to hock their gold medals and spend the jack on some professional health care.. This is truly an embarrassment to the US and I hope the ones in power on the Olympic committee kick their ass financially..


Just think what would have happened to me, if I'd a won the Bass Masters Classic, and then ran out and kicked over a bunch of Porta-Potties, and swore that some catfishermen stole my HDS 10, and threatened to rub Catfish Charlie in my eyes..

Why I'd be the laughing stock of the sport..

But lets remember.. This is only the Olympics.. Nobody really gives a shit..


What else.. Oh Yeah.. The presidents daughter got caught smoking dope.. I guess the apple don't fall too far from the tree.. Even if the tree is in Kenya.. I am sure she has been fingerprinted and bonded out by now..

Of course her sin was trivial compared to her fathers. He is the most un American president, and for that matter, American, that I know of.. He is an infiltrator..

I told you this scab has no idea what it is to be an American.. Or a Christian.. And if you think his colors are starting to show now, just wait till he is out of office..

I, for one, am counting the days.. When he will blend into the spoiled democratic pot of stew, with Carter and Clinton, and be no more than a rancid smell, lingering just a while after you throw it out to the hogs..


Trump and the female Clinton are duking it out on TV, radio, online, in print, and and on every electronic device known to mankind.

I am not sure when it's going to start, but it is probably going to get a little ugly.. Trump is no GQ model for sure, but I wish they'd quit taking the hi-res photos of Hillary.. Maybe a one megapixel camera would be better..

And they always put the commercials on during dinner time.. My bowl of gruel looks better.. But seeing her in 1080p makes it hard to eat..

If it seems like I am being a little negative today, well you can blame it on the moon..

The fishing is good.. Get your ass down here..

Nuf said..

August 16, 2016: It was a kinda busy weekend on the water, and some visitors got to see something that doesn't happen in Zapata very often..

Rain.. A lot of it..

Saturday night we had about three and a half inches, in one of the most intense thunder events in my memory. I am not sure what the Richter scale would have recorded, but it was pretty impressive. It actually shook some baits off the walls.

In the last couple of days, we have received another inch and a half, so we are up to about four and three quarters of an inch for this event. The last real rain we had was back on June 29, so it had been a long time coming.

The water level here has stabilized, at least temporarily, but it is due to the rain, not from decreased releases, although the valley has also gotten a lot of rain.. You figure it out..

There is currently not much water in the river above us, so unless something weird happens, we are not gonna see a spike in water levels.

The fishing over the weekend was good, and for some excellent. Rodney Marbach was fishing with SABC, and he had over twenty pounds for three fish on Saturday. There were also a couple of seventeen pound bags.

Helotes Bass Club was also here and Charles Parchman had twenty one pounds for six fish to win it.

Results varied of course, but a shit ton of fish were caught. Like I have been telling you, you can catch a bunch of fish right now.

Crankbaits caught a lot of fish over the weekend, and deep divers accounted for a lot of the big fish. Isolated rocky ledges and points produced a good number of good fish.

You can still wear em out on a squarebill on windy points, and the points don't have to be all rock to hold fish.

Lately I have been targeting laydowns.. A lot.. And almost all of em have fish in em.. And it does not matter how shallow they are.

Flip a soft plastic in there and be ready to set the hook. Or clank that crankbait through there.. Something is going to happen.

I have said it a hundred times, and I'll say it again.. The hardwoods on the river channel from the Salado to the Coyotes are full of fish. I am fishing them from dirt to about six or seven feet. Flip your bait on the shadowy side of those trees and hold on.

Don't go over there with no pussy line and hooks either. Use some heavy shit or you're gonna need a box of Kleenex..

This is not finesse fishing, it is full contact flipping. So prepare accordingly.

Down valley, closer to the dam, there are a lot of fish on deeper rocks, and I hear that some of the better fish are occasionally grouped up on ledges and rockpiles. The Mag Fluke has started to produce fish again, and W/M Red is about as good as any in that pretty water that I like to call Falcon Green. Visibility is about two feet in a lot of places down there, and that red flake just jumps out of that bait in the sunshine.

Good shit, Maynard..

A spinnerbait is pretty much catching fish anywhere you throw it as well, and a jig is also putting some good fish in the boat. In short, you can come down here and pretty much catch fish your way.

The crappie are doing pretty good as well, and the folks that chase them seriously have been having their way with them. From one end of the lake to the other. Try a eighth ounce jig head with something in Electric Chicken.. Save me a couple of fillets..

I don't know who came up with the color, but the name itself evokes greatness.. Electric Chicken.. Some sixties holdover, acid droppin hippie must have invented it in a flashback from some really groovy trip.. Those shrooms were awesome...


I never did any acid, but if you could get to it by pullin a cork, I have tried it.. But I never thought up anything as cool as Electric Chicken..

There have been some cool names of baits, and colors of baits in the past. And being the free spirit I am, and a sucker for anything new, I tried a lot of em..

Back in the eighties my brother went to some store and came back with some "Oxblood Spinal Core" worms..

WTF.. I was laughing at him till he started kicking my ass on it.. And I had to get some.. Then he whipped out another pack of weird looking shit called "Bruised Banana."

How in the hell could I compete against a guy who raided a bullfighters mortuary and a south side San Antonio farmers market..

He pretty much kicked my ass that weekend..

Bait manufacturers have pretty much disregarded the color wheel these days, and have given monikers to bait colors that would make a bag of skittles throw up..

Zoom has a color called South Africa Special.. Not sure were that came from.. I thought it was named after Obamma, but I found out that Kenya is in North Africa..

One of Reaction Innovations many colorful color names is Dirty Sanchez.. I don't like it as good as the Infection, or Hematoma..

Disco Violet invented by Zoom is an interesting color.

I met a girl named Violet in a Disco in 1977.. She had more moves than Ex-Lax and I really had it bad for her.. She had loose lips, and liquid hips, as Ray Wylie Hubbard would say..

She was a Brick House..

But as it turned out, she was in love with Dirty Sanchez..


Bubble gum is a cool color.. So is Cotton Candy.. Give a fisherman a sweet tooth..

Tequila Sunrise is a great color, and name, and works best on border lakes..

Have you ever seen a Red Shad?

I took a girl fishing once and she got a Red Snapper..

Sprayed Grass should be brown..

A Brush Hog should be in the pasture..

Yeah what the hell.. You gotta catch a fisherman before you can catch a fish..

It's all about marketing, baby..

How the hell did I get on this...

Well I gotta go polish my Whopper Plopper..

Last time I had the maid do it and my Ol Lady got all pissed off..

See you on the water!

August 9, 2016: It's hot! And I ain't talking about the weather.. But I could be..

Fishing is as good as I have seen it in quite a while, and I ain't the only one saying or experiencing it. As a matter of fact I have been kicking their ass. And so have a lot of other people.

I fished Sunday and Monday, but not too late either day. After about one O'clock it gets pretty brutal out there.

I did not get out till about nine on Sunday, and only fished till about one. I had a buddy with me and we started out in some dirty water in the river above the Salado. A lot of those fish that were loaded in the backs of the river creeks have moved out to main river points.

Of course the only cover on them is some old hardwoods, but that makes the target areas pretty easy to pick out. But if you see some gravel on a point you are crazy if you do not throw a square bill or a spinnerbait up there..

The water is awful looking. But a dark bait will get you bit.

I have had to rethink my preference for the "Falcon Green" that I love to fish with the falling water levels, high winds, and exposed mud banks. Especially if I want to fish the top of the lake.

And I do..

We caught a few dinks and a three pounder but the wind was a factor and we agreed that we would both enjoy a little less of the balancing act we were doing fishing in the gale.. Them fish will be there when we get back.. If the wind ever stops.

So we headed into the Salado and stopped inside the mouth about a half mile and fished some gravel bars with good drop offs behind them.

And if there is a classic pattern in the summer on Falcon, getting behind a windblown gravel point and dragging a plastic or a crankbait across it is about as good as it gets.

I was throwing a 5XD in Citrus Shad (Ain't everybody) and caught about a four pounder right off the bat. And I caught a decent number of fish on it as the day went on.

We wore our welcome out on that point in a bit and all we we catching were some rats.. Which are all over the gravel points in the Salado..

So deeper into the bush we went..

We hop scotched around in there, and worked our way back in the area of the old windmills. Of course there ain't a lot of water back there.. But shallow water is what I like and there's plenty of it.

You damn sure need to be keeping an eye out for hardwoods when running in there.. Stay in the channel.. On the right side..

But before we got too far back, we stopped at some mud bank little points that had some big woods on em. And I got lucky and caught the big fish of the day that went 6-10. Meanest bastard you'll ever reel in.

We also caught a good number of fish that were mostly all keepers.

But before we left, we had to hit a spot that is pretty much old faithful.. Kinda like that phone call you can make to that "chunky" chick in the middle of the night when you're liquored up.. You know it is gonna happen..

Anyway we got on the back side of a ledge and hammered em for a bit, but nothing over three pounds. And this point transitions into a shallow rocky flat with one tree on it..

That was surrounded by a group of fish that we couldn't catch all of.. But we caught a bunch of em..

It was hot and windy and we got off the lake and went and had a few beers..

It was a good day Tater..

Yesterday was not my day to open, but it is hard to turn off that 5:30 internal alarm clock, and I was wide awake at 6:00.

So I hitched up the boat and damn near had to put lights on it before I drove off. I idled around the corner to the point just north west of the ramp, where the next boat ramp will soon be appearing.

And on my first cast I caught a 8-2 on a crankbait.. I think it was a Citrus Shad 5XD.. Pretty good way to start the day. I caught a few more on that rock ledge, but none of em were keepers.. So down the lake I went.

I stopped and looked at a ledge around marker nine, but the sidescan didn't show me anything to get excited about. And I wanted to check out the water level on the Dolly Parton rocks so I cruised up there. I caught a few rats off the shallow rocks, but nothing that would pull any drag.

But if you are familiar with the area, this is what the tits look like right now.

After making a few casts, I headed for Pierces which was my intention in the first place.. But I got distracted by some points on the Mexican side around marker eight.

I caught fish out of water that would not reach your knees. Some nice ones.. But nothing over three.. Most of them I caught on a square bill.. Chartreuse of course..

When I got to Pierces' there was someone near to the spot I wanted to fish, so I went to a secondary spot where I have been whacking em. And after I got myself to fish shallow enough, I proceeded to catch about ten fish, but no whoppers there either.

I fished a couple more points with shallow going to deep pretty quickly, and caught another handful of keepers, but no bigguns.

It was about 10:30 and I headed back towards Zapata. And on a whim, I stopped in the creek just across from marker 11, that runs back in there a ways

I started flipping the hardwoods on the mainlake point, working my way back into the creek on the right and windblown side. And the shallower I got, the more fish I caught.

I caught some fish in water that would not have gotten the tops of your socks wet. And I'm not wearing geezer knee highs either..

Any laydown that was on the bank running into the water had fish on it. And you better be ready when the bait hit the water.. I had a couple of em kick my ass because I was not ready to set the hook before the bait hit the water..

The last tree I flipped had a fish in it that screamed off from the tree, jumped and threw my bait off.. Bout a four pounder from what I could tell, but I was getting warm and decided on put it on the trailer..

Lord willing I am going back out in the AM and beat on them fish some more..

The lake is still dropping.. We are down to 267.74 or 33.46 feet low..

The ramp at the state park has a couple of feet of usage left on it.. We'll see how long that lasts.

The county ramp is fine but flat, and down to two lanes wide.

There is still a lot of water out there to fish, but I don't like where we are headed.

The old Veleno bridge now has four markers floating on it on the east side. We'll see if more appear on the west side. Avoid this bridge to the west. Not a lot of water over the rails, and before long it is gonna be in the kill zone.

There are a lot of fish to be caught.. And I can't catch them all..

Get your ass down here.. And bring sunblock..

August 5, 2016: The hot and dry goes on around here, and with it the falling lake levels. We are down to 268.30, or 32.90 feet low. We have still been loosing about a foot of water every eight days or so. I have no idea if or when it will quit, or if we will get any replacement water from Amistad..

The IWBC does a really shitty job of sharing its water plan with the public.. As a matter of fact, they don't share it at all. What the method behind the madness is, I have no idea.

But that is nothing new.. I have never seen a long term plan, or hell a short term plan for that matter, that could give any insight into what is planned for the water in the system.

The only thing I have ever heard from them is that they'll quit letting it out when it won't run out anymore. Adjustments to the flow have certainly varied on occasion..

But my thoughts are, what if we have a couple more dry years? What are they going to do when it won't run out anymore?

We are still a good ways from that, but there is no way that all the water that left Falcon and Sugar was used beneficially this year. It is not possible..


Due to the low and dropping water level, fishing here has been awesome. And continues to be.

A few months ago we had a lot of fish up in the cover, that were un-assailable. Now their refuges have been taken out of the water, and all that is left to hide in are hardwoods, and a few lay downs and brush piles built by fishermen.

Which leaves the fish vulnerable to the gar, cormorants, fishermen, and netters..

I know it is an age old story.. One you probably tire of hearing. But it is no less relevant today than it was in years past.

And with the death of the oilfield, The Lake is the only blood that flows through Zapata's economy..

I know what some of you are thinking.. James the lake is fishing off the hook.. What are you complaining about?

Because unlike some, my memory is longer than my dick. I have seen this movie before. And I don't like the ending..

Please join me in praying for some timely and well located rain. And I promise, once we get it., I'll quit bitching for a while..

Remember all those rock humps and islands and ledges that everybody was fishing down by the dam a few years ago? You better. Cause there are a lot of fish being caught down that way.

Deep divers and jigs seem to be the ticket, along with the big fluke starting to catch some fish. How long has it been since I mentioned that bait. A few years ago it was the shiznit..

A Carolina rig will also catch em on those deep rocks.

Shallow rocks are still the number one way to put numbers in the boat. A squarebill or a spinnerbait can catch a boatload of schoolies, and occasionally a eleven pounder like this one caught by Robert Myers yesterday on a Jo-Baby spinnerbait in two feet of water..

Go figure.. I told you these Falcon fish don't care about the water temps or time of year.. They like shallow water all year round.. As do I..

He's not the only one that has been catching some good fish. The local guides have had some good luck with the big fish, and a lot of visitors have smacked around the big fish pretty good as well.

And everybody that fishes a day or two has caught good to great numbers of fish.

We just had a bunch of guys come thru the store, and we sold em everything from big flukes, to square bills, to deep divers, to Rage Craws.. And that basically attests to what I have been saying.

Come fishing. Catch fish..

You won't find the fish so cooperative anywhere else in Texas.. I promise..

See you on the water!

August 1, 2016: New research just out says that fishing is one of the most relaxing and mind healing activities that one can utilize to help cope with today's troubling times. That's no news flash..

You and me have known that all along.. That's why I am one of the calmest and non excitable guys you will ever meet..

And if the world is getting you down, you might just need a trip to Falcon to calm your frayed nerves..

Cause the fish are biting and you will quickly forget what's bothering you as you whack the crap out of a bunch of em..


We had to deal with some wind this last weekend, but the wind does not bother the fish.

Of course it pisses me off..

But wind and rocks make for some good times, as long as you can duct tape yourself to your pedestal.. The only drawback is that it makes it hard for some folks to pee over the side of the boat.. I personally have no problem with it..

There was an armada of boats down in front of the dam this weekend, and a lot of fish are being caught off the rip rap itself, and off the ledges and humps that are so famous out in front of the dam.

Those boats have been there for good reason, as a lot of quality fish have been hanging out around that rock fence.. Some people call it a dam..

There is not a bad way to fish on Falcon right now. If you like flipping woods, throwing squarebill's, cranking a deep diver, dragging a Carolina Rig, drop shotting, or trolling, you can catch fish..

It's like the Locomotion.. Everybody's doing it..

There were several ten pounders caught this weekend, and a bunch of six to eight pound fish as well.. A lot of these big fish have come on deep diving crankbaits, fished off deep ledges and humps. A lot of em down towards the dam, as stated above. But that is certainly not the only place that good fish have been caught.

Fact is that low water conditions down here have allowed us to get to a lot of fish that we could not get to last year.

Lower water levels have put in play some of the humps and deeper rock piles that the fish just were not on a year ago. And moving water most always excites the fish here on Falcon. No matter which end of the lake you are on.

All that being said, I hope a couple of hurricanes show up and run this son of a bitch over the spillway..

I forget.. We don't have a spillway.. But you get my gist..

I am always concerned about dropping water levels.. Rarely about rising ones.. As that shit just don't happen too often.

It has been five years since we were full, and it might be five years till we are full again.. Or who knows when. I'd settle for somewhere in-between where we are now, and full.

I'll take an inch!

Last time we filled up it had been thirteen years since the time before..

We won't fill up till Amistad does, and currently, both lakes have room for a lot of water. A lot of water..

I am gonna post some low water pics from the past in the next week or so.. I gotta find that disc..

For the mean time, the fish are going pretty crazy around here. I been saying it for a while..

If you follow other forums and social media, I am sure you can see that I am telling you straight..

But I always do.. If fishing sucks I'll tell you so..

But that ain't the case right now.. Get your ass down here before we are piling them up with a maintainer..

July 27, 2016: Another day, another adventure.. That's the way it is around here..

Lotsa times there is not a lot to do.. This place is so efficient that it almost runs itself...


Between ordering stuff, stocking stuff, and selling stuff, there just ain't enough time to fish.

And then there is time spent sitting in front of this computer, wasting time so I can waste some of yours..

It's a vicious cycle.. But I kinda like it..

I would like to apologize to the Democrats whose feelings I hurt the other day, when I was on a rant about Hillary and I said that they were dumb asses..

My choice of words was poor, and I would like to withdraw the dumbass part and just say that they are ignorant.

Saying that someone is ignorant is not a slight on them, it just means that they are not informed. Which could possibly be no fault of their own. It's not likely, but it is possible.

With so many people being so loose on what their definition of truth is, I can see how some folks may be confused, or otherwise disinformed of actual situations about real life happenings.

It is easy to believe what makes you happy.

But to quote Jules in Pulp Fiction, "That shit ain't the truth.."

Of course when you have a president of the United States of America, say that a blowjob is not sex, I can see how some folks, maybe those that are ignorant, or disinformed, could get confused.

My wife certainly thinks that a blowjob is sex.. Barbara Bush thought a blowjob was sex.. Hell I think a blowjob is sex too.. So do the people who make Listerine.

It is just a shame that shit like that has to make it to light. And truth be told, Hillary probably had a hand on the back of Monica's head..

And the blowjob itself ain't what is pissing me off.. It's the continual lying about everything, that goes on in politics..

And if she's nothing else, she's a liar.. She has a couple of good teachers, including her last boss..

I want to offer an olive branch to you closet readers of the Flash Report. I am not mad at you, even if you are mad at me. But I do want you to inform yourselves with the truth, and when you do and your ignorance fades, you will leave the Democrat party quicker than a cat can lick his ass.

I am not a fan of the new school Republican party either.. I have not left the Republicans. They have left me..

I find it funny that the old school Republicans can't figure out why many from their party are supporting Trump. And it is also a fact that many of their party are leaning more and more Libertarian..

I love Libertarian thinking.. But I am not sure that most people who are so supportive of it could handle it if a true Libertarian got elected..

"We want drugs to be legalized!" And for the most part I could care less if they were.. But don't be dragging your sorry ass up to the hospital lookin for free care when your dumb ass OD's..

That's what personal responsibility is..

And personal liberty to run about and do as you wish, without harming other people, is the basis of Libertarianism..

But that also includes you not harming my pocket book..

Man, I love the theory..


Enough of that.. I really signed on to tell you that it was cool and cloudy and a light breeze was blowing today, and I went to the Salado this morning and caught fish till I was tired of catching fish..

Most of them were undersized, but not all. When you go in, stay to the right side of the channel.. Those hardwoods are starting to pop out and I am sure there are a lot of them that are right under the water.

Just about a half mile in, there are gravel bars and gravel points and gravel humps and gravel ridges everywhere..

With the wind on them, and just on the leeward side of the points, the little fish are stacked like cordwood. I do not know how many I caught, but a shitload would not be an over-estimation..

Good clean fun, clear of political preference..

And do throw your bait right up on the bank. Keep your eyes open for chasing fish as they are all over.. If you see em, you can probably catch em..

Great place to take the kids.

Looks like I am going to be stuck in here for a few days, so you'll have to catch em for me..

Come get em while they're biting boys!

July 26, 2016: It's been a pretty nice stretch of weather around here, if you don't mind hot..

And at least the wind has allowed movement on the lake.. I ain't saying it has been flat out there.. But it has been manageable. It will still foam up your Big Red when you are running..

I fished the last two mornings and have had really good luck.. And so have a bunch of other folks that have been on the water..

I got on a pile of fish on Sunday morning, and I am not sure I could have caught them all.. And I mean shallow.. The best one was a 6-11 that I caught on a square bill in about one foot of water.. But I may be exaggerating.. The water might not have been that deep..

My son was in town and I took him out yesterday morning, and we caught em pretty good as well in the same areas. Not as good as Sunday, but I did beat on em pretty hard the day before.

We did not catch anything over four pounds, but we caught some nice, mean, chunky fish.

I guess that is one of the few sentences where you can properly use nice and mean in the same line of adjectives.

In any case it has been good fishing down here.. And if we don't catch some water pretty soon, we'll be able to just get em out with dip nets.. With short handles..

A squarebill with chartreuse and black has been putting a lot of fish in the boat for me.. And so has a tiny bait that Strike King makes called the Rage Menace.. If you are having trouble getting bit then put one of these on and get ready to set the hook.. It catches big fish too. But it kills the little ones..

Now that I said that, there are several guys who will tell you to throw a different bait and you can do the same thing.. And I believe em..

There are a lot of fish in the hardwoods. And you can flip up a passel of fish from em, and I do on a regular basis. But the last couple of trips I have been back to fishing rocks.. Ledges in particular and point terminations..

Where points actually flatten out to the level bottom.. I don't really care what depth they are in..

Old houses are holding a lot of fish. If you find some with six or more feet of water on them it is likely that you will catch fish there..

A lot of old houses are already dry in the marker ten and nine areas.

So many people like to say that they are fishing the old foundations.. Fact is that they are actually fishing the house walls that have collapsed over the years..

I know.. I'm such a purist.. That's what my Old Lady says..

Give this old picture a look.. Anything look familiar to you?

Note the Pilelasters on the corners.. I have no idea if this is the building just south of marker nine that everybody calls Tits.. Or Dolly Parton.. Or the Bakery.. But it could be.

Those old corners were not ovens. If the water gets a bit lower, and I am sure it will, you will be able to see the corners inside these rock structures where the walls came together in the corners. Pretty neat piece of architecture..

I found this old picture in some old archives from this area on the web years ago..


The first time I saw these out of the water was back around 1995 or so.. And they still had stucco caps on top and all four were prominent.. The ones on the south end are more decayed than the ones on the north end..

I took this picture around 2002 when the lake was really low.. This is looking north..

And you can see that there has been a shitload of sediment and siltation up against the old buildings.. Which is only natural..

And look at the insides of the corners.. You can see where the walls intersected.. Pretty neat old shit..

If we don't get some water pretty soon, we going to see all this stuff again..

I don't need to..

In any case you better get down here and get you some pretty soon.. We are kicking their ass at present, but I have no idea what the future is going to bring.. But if the water keeps dropping, I don't think it is going to be good.

You can catch em your way.. All you gotta do is get here..

July 22, 2016: Well I swanny.. The daytime winds have been fishable for three days.. And all the folks that have been holed up for the last two weeks have come out of hiding.. At least a lot of em

But when that big wind picks up, most of us scurry to the boat ramp, like cockroaches when the lights come on.. And in that group I have certainly assimilated.. I live here.. I ain't gotta fish in that shit..

Yesterday evening we held our third Working Mans outing. And we had eleven teams fish. And you could not have asked for a nicer wind at launch time. But just like every evening it seems, when six o'clock rolls around, so does the wind.. And it was blowing twenty a lot with gusts..


There were still some good sacks weighed in yesterday, and three teams had a fish over eight pounds. The Pena father and son duo once again brought in the heavy sack, and it weighed 16.83. That's a five and a half pound average. Granted three fish.. But a great sack..

In second was Adami and Griffin, with 16.52, and they had the big bass with an 8.44..

Gonzales and Chapa had 14.81 for third..

So you can see that some damn nice fish are being caught in a four hour window..

My partner and I caught thirty plus fish, but they were all two to three pound fish. In case you are wondering..

It's a great way to kill an evening if you are in Z-Town.. Keep an eye on the site for future events..

Fish are being caught about any way you want to catch em.. Deep cranking caught fish for a few folks yesterday evening. We caught ours shallow on squarebills and flipping baits.. The hardwoods across from the Veleno all the way to Beacon are loaded with fish.. That's where we ended up because you could get out of the wind a bit.

Water color on top of the lake is pretty crappy.. But the fish are still there.. Water on the south end is awesome from the dam to Pierces cove.

Lots of fish are being caught lately on deep rocks near the dam.. Yeah a lot of the community holes are putting out fish.. They're community holes for a reason..

Fishing the rocks along the river channel between marker two and four can get you bit. We are seeing a lot of deep cranking fish down there, and a lot of jig fish. Something with some chartreuse on it if you are cranking.. Light brown and green on the jigs are best..

BTW.. I was throwing a chartreuse, black back squarebill yesterday evening on the rocks.. And they were hammering it..

Long story short. The fish are biting.. Get your ass down here..


Well it is official.. Donald Trump is the Republican presidential nominee.. No news there.. But it was interesting to see the goings on of the convention..

There wadn't much love for Hillary was there.. But we knew that was coming.. Wait till next week when the Dimocrats get their turn. I'm sure it'll be just as nasty..

I will have to say that I am really disappointed with the crowd control..

You know the convention itself is a bunch of bullshit, with speeches that are mostly bullshit. Followed by a lot of promises that are a bunch of bullshit.. You can't find more cliches if you are interviewing Tony Romo.

It's mostly bullshit..

But dammit I wanted to see some skulltumpin' and ass kickin' in the streets.

These law enforcement officers did a stellar job with crowd control, from what I saw.

Kudos to the city of Cleveland and all the enforcement officers that were there from across the country..

And to law enforcement everywhere.. I got your back anytime, anywhere.. You know where to find me..


I wonder if there will be any protestors at the Dimocrat convention next week. I do not know what there could possibly be to protest..

Listen.. I am not the biggest Trump fan on the planet..

But I am probably the biggest Hillary hater on the planet..

Naw.. I am sure that is not true.. There are bound to be a lot of women who hate her worse than me..

From when Bill had joined that book of the month club. I mean, nook of the month club..

In any case, if any person with half a brain, that gives a shit about right and wrong, has any common sense, and is remotely a self thinker, that has studied anything about the Clinton's, and still votes for Hillary....

Wait a minute. That can't happen..

Oh shit I guess I've just figured out what a Democrat is.. A dumbass that doesn't give a damn..

You can say what you want about Trump.. And they will next week..

But if you take all the bad that they can drag up on him, it ain't scratched the surface on Hillary's career..


Come and see us if you can.. The lake won't disappoint.. And you better get here while we still got water..

July 18, 2016: There is a rumor that the wind will die down a bit starting tomorrow.. But till I see a leaf just lying on the ground, I am not going to believe it..

I went out yesterday after being duped into thinking that the wind would not blow very hard.. I also went to see Elvis in Laredo yesterday.. Dammit.. O for two..

We caught a few fish.. With a five being about the best.. But we were hampered by the wind, everywhere we went..

We also ran into a school of white bass.. I coulda loaded the livewells..

We fished main lake rocks.. Mostly.. And while we caught em here and there, we did not whack em anywhere.. We did find a couple of places where we caught a few decent fish. But nothing to write home about.. I had the boat tarped by 11:30.. This wind is giving me a case of the redass..

I hope the rumor of its demise is accurate..

We will be holding our Thursday Workin' Mans tourney again this Thursday. That's July 21st.. Call for more info but know that you have to register here at FLT before you fish.. Five till nine..

If you happen to be in town, come join us.. Cheap entertainment...

Come see us.. The fish are biting.. And hopefully you can keep your feet dry..

July 15, 2016: The beat, and the heat goes on... And on and on..

Yesterday was 107° with a nice cooling south wind at about twenty five.. With gusts of course.. But if you didn't have those gusts, how in the world would you keep cool?

I have seen wind spells around here like this before, but it has certainly been awhile. Several years in fact.

When this big high pressure sits on us like a cluck hen, we are in for some heat.. And some wind.. And this bitch won't even get up for a drink.. Sooner or later those eggs have got to crack.. Or I'm going to..

I haven't been on the lake for two weeks and five days..

Well that's a lie.. Tom Haralson and I went out metal detecting at some old ruins one day this week.. But we never wet a line..

We did drive by this boat killer I have talked about many times. And here's a pic of how it looks a couple of days ago..

Of course this thing has been photographed more times than Marilyn Monroe.. But the only thing that they have in common is that they'll both break your heart.. And your wallet..

As you can see from the picture, the water in the river is all riled up and the visibility in it is about as long as a grasshopper dick..

We did run into the back of the Hedieona and the water looks good in there once you get about a hundred yards past the mouth.. We did not fish. Just went sight seeing.. It was loaded with nets..

Lots of the top of the lake is dirty.. With falling water levels and exposed muddy banks and winds higher than Lindsey Lohan, what can you expect.

What you can expect is areas that have a lot of rocky banks to be much clearer. Of course down lake in open water, the water color is good.. But good luck fishing that shit.. Put on your galoshes and make sure your bilge pumps are in good working order..

We have spoken to a few stalwarts that have toughed it out.. And they are all catching fish.. Some better than others.

Here's a pic of some good fishing.. Here's a double double that happened this week.

John Adami and Al Greene got ito a mess of schooling fish.. You might try chunking a shallow crank on some of those windblown rocks.

Wind and rocks.. Wind and rocks. Wind and rocks...

Yeah.. I know.

You can still catch some fish flippin' and pitchin'. If you don't mind gettin your Hogmaster scratched up a little bit.. Jigs and soft plastics will get er done.

We have not had many fishermen down the last ten days, minus the small tourneys that have come to town..

Boredom has overtaken me and I have been working on, and fixing all kinds of shit around here.. I even fixed a reel for someone and I had swore I wouldn't ever do it again.. There's only one nut you could put a socket on, on an entire reel.. And getting the handle off rarely gets you to the root of the problem..

My hands are more suited for strangling some son of a bitch than handling the tiny screws and springs inside a modern reel..

Although during my short stint at college some girls did refer to me as the clit master.. (Damn I'm sorry I wrote that and I apologize..)


Another week and another week of drama here on good old planet earth. I think that people have gone bat shit crazy..

Not just in the middle east, but that is certainly the biggest of the problems here on earth. I'd of liked to introduce Jim Jones to these Islamic bastards..

Today is supposed to be a day of protests and violence here in the USA. What a crock of shit.. Things are bad here, so lets make them worse..

Do people in inner city shitholes want no policing? Well that'd be a way to save some tax dollars..

Lets just air drop in more guns and ammo every night and let them take care of themselves.. That's sarcasm folks..

Come on people..

Folks, the only way we can cure any of these problems is with respect. And there is no doubt that it has to go both ways.

I have been arrested a few times in my life, and never once did I disrespect the officers.

I did not feel like I was being singled out for driving down the sidewalk on two wheels.. Even when everybody else was doing it..

Because I knew it was wrong, and if not wrong, I knew it was illegal..

The police have a tough job to do.. Extremely tough.. They deal with bonnafide assholes all the time..

But they deal with immensely more rational folks.

The difference being that the rational folks very rarely have a confrontation.. Or get shot..

I'm not saying that they never get arrested or go to jail..

No matter what race you are..


There is no doubt that the world has a problem with Islam.. All of the different sects of Islam can't even get along with each other.. They have been warring and killing each other for century's..

Century's.. And we want a quick fix..

Not gonna happen folks.. If you study any history, you'll find that this Islamic uprising is nothing new.. The world has had to give them a beat down every few decades or at least century's..

With today's modern communication platforms, it makes it easy for like minded and usually brainwashed and weak minded individuals to succumb to the idea that terrorism is a good way to to deal with western civilization. What they call infidels..

The challenge of preventing these attacks is enormous..

Globalization as led to much of what we are seeing today.. Mixing peoples of extremely different cultures and radically different views on religion and personal freedoms is a recipe for disaster..

And our current president seems all the merrier watching the the races and religions more and more divided against one another..

He has done what he said he'd do.. He has brought you change..

But that Hope shit has kinda faded into oblivion..

July 11, 2016: Seven come eleven. The gamblers holiday.. Time to bounce them bones off the back wall and and drag in your pile of jack.. Or put another stack out there..

Seven Eleven is not only the name of a convenience store.. It is also an acronym for the middle of summer down here in south Texas. And true to form, it is hot and windy as the giant high pressure that has camped out on top of us persists and continues to kick our ass..

And while a little breeze is a must this time of year.. This shit is ridiculous..

We closed early yesterday, which is our norm on Sunday, and about the time I did I stood there staring at the boat.. And at the flags in front of the shop..

I said screw it and went and took a nice early morning nap..

I must be getting old.. And there was less wind yesterday than there has been all week.. What a puss..

There were a lot of boats out yesterday though, as UCBC, SAPD, and the Laredo bass club were all in town.

I have not spoken to a lot of folks that fished yesterday, but on Saturday most everybody caught a shit load of fish..

Windblown rocky points, and there's not a lot of other kinds about now, held a lot of fish, and in those waters there were a lot of schooling fish. A crankbait and a spinnerbait were great choices to catch a bunch of fish.

Either of the baits needs to have some chartreuse on it.. I heard from several groups that they caught consecutive fish on consecutive casts. A bunch of em..

These fish are on the chomp..

Flipping the trees is also catching a lot of fish.. Standing timber in eight to ten feet of water was productive for a lot of folks.. Some used jigs, some used soft plastics..

It appears that a heavy jig was very good, as the fish seemed to prefer a quick moving bait.. So that one ounce or bigger jig might be a good choice..

I would think that if the wind lessened a bit, fishing would be about as good as it gets.. If you can stand the heat..

They are still pulling water.. I guess by now I am just gonna quit worrying about it. We are sitting at 271.41, or 29.61 feet low.. A far cry from where we were just a few months ago..

If you head up the river towards the Hedieona, be aware that the big concrete block in the river is out of the water about a foot.. Run just to the left (west) of it as you pass.. Do not run to the right side of it as there is more bad shit not too deep below the surface..

The ramps are still working fine on both ends of the lake. When you run the main lake from Zapata to marker seven, run the river channel on your machine. There is not a lot of stuff to hurt you out there, but if you skirt the Mexican side, there are a lot of big hardwoods that are on the river channel edge and they are hard and solid as a rock.. You don't want to hit any of em, trust me..

But there is still no problem navigating the lake at this time.. Like always, if you have any questions, don't hesitate to give us a call..

There have been a bunch of good fish caught lately, including a few tens. Sixes and sevens are real common. Hell if I know where these fish were the last year.. Besides just being hard to get to..

Our Thursday night tourney last week was won by a couple of guys that had been down here fishing all week, and they had zeroed in on some good fish. Despite crazy windy conditions, we still had ten teams fish. The team of Dowis and Hammond caught a seventeen plus pound stringer and won the big money.. That's a good sack for three fish, I don't care where you go.

We'll probably do it again in a couple of weeks.. And hopefully the wind will subside, and we'll have a few more folks come out and fish it.. We certainly had a lot of interest and phone calls last week.. But the wind kept a lot of folks away, I know for a fact..

I'll post on here for sure before that time.. But the probable date would be 21st..

In any case, if you have already taken the kids to Disney, been to Schliterbahn, gone to see grandpa and grandma, and you need a little time off for Daddy, you could do a lot worse than coming to Falcon.

And if you are the adventurous type, a trip to Sugar might be fun.. That lake is on fire as well..

As always I will say for the record that you personally need to decide if your up for it or not. If you decide to go I would recommend that you hire a local guide that knows the ropes over there.. Especially if you have never been before. It is worth every penny, especially for newbies..

I have been convinced that it is time for me to make a trip to the Amazon and go catch some Peacock Bass. I ain't getting an younger and I am skipping Argentina this year, much to my disappointment.. So I figure I'll spend a few bucks on chasing a different quarry..

I have got to admit that I have always wanted to go.. And I'll be heading down there in mid September, if the world has not burnt down by then.. That'll be just a couple weeks after the olympics..

I'm going with Ron Speed Adventures of course.. The same folks that I go to Mexico with so I know it will be a first class operation.. And I am sure I will have to write a novella about the trip when I get back.. I'm already starting to get a bit excited.. Although the trip is still a couple of months away..

I'm saving my allowance for some topwater baits as we speak..

Well get your ass down here if you can.. Bring your drift socks and a few cases of water.. Some sunblock, a floppy hat with a chin strap, and some heavy weights.. Of course you can get all the above here at FLT.. Well maybe not the drift socks..

Come see us!

July 7, 2016: Well it's hot.. And windy.. And hot.. You get the picture..

But it is July Seventh.. So whaddya expect..

I really could care less how hot it is. But this wind is a Mother****er..

Our afternoon tourney is about two hours away.. At least right now.. We'll see if the wind scares a few off.. I now it is scaring one team off..

I retired from tournament fishing years ago.. Unless conditions are really right.. And they ain't today..

Those that have manned up and faced the elements are catching fish.. I'm just not that mad at em.. But just let that damn wind stop blowing a bit and I am gonna get out there and... Well I'm gonna show it to em for sure.

Not a lot has changed as of late.. The fish are still biting pretty strong.. They like the dropping water and they are biting. And if you are new to this site just read below a bit and you'll see what is going on..

But in a nutshell, fish water ten feet deep and in, and throw a good flippin bait or a jig. Spinner baits and squarebill's shallow between the stickups.. Flip them big standing hardwoods..

You'll catch em.. Fish the windblown points if you can..

I have been talking with PAW about the pipe under the service road alongside the Veleno bridge the last couple of days. My concern is that the water is dropping, and getting hotter most every day. Water temps are mid to high eighties.. And I am afraid that we could have a fish kill on the east side of the bridge, if these two water bodies don't get reconnected. These fish need a way out.

I know the water can't be eight feet deep on the back side..

PAW is working on it as we speak..

I guess by now you have heard that it is official.. Hillary will not face any charges for the way she used her e-mail and set up her own unprotected server. And for sending highly classified info over it.. And she knew it was going on.. And she lied about it in front of everybody.. Of course that is what she does.

If you asked her if she uses cream in her coffee she'd probably lie about if just out of habit..

But any of you that thought she would have any charges filed against her are not paying attention. The fix was in from the get go. There is no doubt that there is a different set of laws for the Clinton's. Been that way for years..

Do I think it is right.. Fuck no.. But do I think it's true.. Fuck yeah..

The FBI director stated all the laws she broke.. But then he said she did not do it on purpose.. I guess she didn't know any better..

She was only the Secretary of State.. It's not like she was the president..

That's different..

Officer.. I did not know it was a 60 MPH speed limit in this area.. Tell it to the judge, boy..

Mr. Warden.. I did not know the limit on crappie was twenty five.. Tell it to the judge boy..

I did not know the girl was fifteen.. Tell it to the judge, boy..

Has anyone out there ever heard, that "Ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.."

Have you ever had a law enforcement officer or a judge tell you, "Son.. Ignorance of the law is no excuse for breaking it.."

I'll bet you the farm that Hillary has never heard that..

Laws are for the common folk.. Not royalty..

This afternoon the president commented that he was glad that the justice department will be looking into a police shooting of a man in New Orleans..

And I have no idea what happened there..

But to quote him, he said, "I have full confidence in their professionalism and their ability conduct a thoughtful, thorough, and fair inquiry.."

What he did not say was, "And then they'll call me and I'll tell em what to do about it.."

This is the crookedest, lyingest, plottingest, triangulatingist, manipulatingist, hateingest, non-transparent United States Government that I have ever seen in my years of cognition..

Heaven help us if this woman gets elected.. We might not even have seen the tip of the iceberg..

And that's a damn fine analogy of Hilary Clinton..

A freaking Iceberg..

July 5, 2016: Well Independence Day, aka the Fourth Of July, has come and gone, and nobody I know lost any fingers.. Least of all me.. We went to the Zapata International fireworks show.. It was twenty four minutes long and pretty damn good..

It even started on time.. And in all the years I have been here, this is the only thing in Zapata that starts on time.. Every year..

I call it the International Show, because it could surely be seen from Mexico..

It was a hot and windy weekend, but those who ventured out were mostly rewarded for their efforts. Lots of good fish were caught over the weekend.. Lots of em..

Flipping is still the shit, and if anything has changed, it might be that the fish are just a bit deeper.. If you put your boat in six to eight feet of water, and flip big woods on creek or the river cannel, you are going to hook up with some good fish.

And while most any bait you can flip in there will catch some fish, a jig will catch more big fish.. And it will cull out a few of the little ones as well.. If that is your intention..

There are still some fish to be caught off the rocks.. And you can square bill em, or throw a spinner bait up there, especially where there are some smaller stickups.. Chartruse and white is best..

Speaking of spinnerbaits, the Jo Baby Green Shad bait is back in production.. If you are hankerin for some..

Look for those wind blown points and rocky banks.. In all of the above look for mini points and isolated hardwoods and jut outs.. Anything different.. If there is one tree sticking out of the line of trees a bit there is a fish on it.. Or two.. Fish it slow.. They is in there..

I was saying last time I wrote that I would let you know whether or not we were going to have the Workin' Man's tourney this Thursday.. And the answer is YES.

It's gonna be hot and windy, so put that in your back pocket before you decide what you want to do.. But we'll be at the ramp to weigh your fish at 9:00 or just slightly thereafter..

We talked about having it at the State Park.. But due to high winds we will fish the upper end of the lake and weigh in at the County Dock.. We'll do the State Park on a calm day.. Maybe in 2019..

Register at FLT before fishing.. Scroll down the page for rules.. Same as last time.. First cast at Five.. Fish till Nine.. Call if you have questions..

They are still pulling water, and while it is good for the fishing, I sure hate it.. We are at 272.28, or 28.92 feet low..

Not sure what is going on.. But I never am..

I talked to some guys last week that were here from Mississippi.. They caught the fish good off the rocks on the dam.. Throwing big crankbaits at it.. I think they did mention that they lost a few baits.. So it is not for the weak of heart..

But they caught some nice fish..

So the fishing report is this.. If you can stand the heat and can fish in the wind, the fishing is good.. Awesome in some stretches..

You know when summer rolls around I have to come up with something to keep me from getting bored.. And after watching the news about Britain and Brexit, I have come up with a T-Shirt for Texans that have had enough of imperial rule.. It might not get us out of the Union, but at least you can wear your opinion on your chest..

They have been selling like hotcake's and I am a little low on XL's already.. But holler at us if you want one and we'll put it in your mailbox for $27.50.. I have gray, powder blue, and red.


I hope you took the time out over the weekend to think about our Country and the people who got us to this point in time. And the sacrifices that were made by so many so that we can live in a reasonably free society, and in a reasonably safe society..

Let me ask you a question.. Do you think our political leaders have the same mettle today that the people who founded this country had?

Let me ask you another.. If the democrats in DC had a clean slate to start all over with, and they could start a country anew, what do you think it would look like?

If the republicans had the same opportunity, what do you think it would look like?

Do you think you could live in either? Or neither?

Why are we letting our country be overrun by people who know nothing about it, and mostly hate our way of life and our freedoms? Why would we invite divisiveness, and dangerous peoples to our shores?

Why would some one running our country, if they loved it, import nothing but burdens and problems for our somewhat peaceful society? At least between the peaceful inhabitants of it..

Purely out of compassion? A compassion that supercedes the will of the people, living in, protecting, funding, and actually being the country..

Because he, Barrack Hussien Obamma, a virtual newcomer to our country, has a totally different opinion of what America should be?

A country is not a piece of land.. A country is the people in it..

And when you change the people in it, you change the country..

You need to think long and hard about what you want for America.. Do you have fond memories of the way it was? Or do you hate the way it was? Are you liking it better right now than ten years go? Twenty years ago?

What do you think it will look like in ten years?

Do you think that in ten years we are going to be a better adjusted more peaceful society than today?

Or do you think things are turning to shit?

Ponder on that for a while.. And choose your candidates carefully...

Your grandkids lives depend on it..